[Update 2: The official 3B depression thread is reopened.]
It looks like I [didn't quite] violently screwed up.
Last night AG wrote:
AG is willing to get liquored up on the Kahlua she bought for a few pesos in Mexico and for the first time ever — drink and comment!!!! Maybe Asian Symbol will do it too because he’s out with UC tonight so he’ll check the blog. COME ON. AG is very sad. GIVE A GIRL SOME HOPE IN THE SHADOW OF NOTHING!!!!
(BTW, AG hearts being depressed. Y’all better watch out because she’ll spread it around.)
Code ORANGE!!! Find Gregor!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Plover, HELP A SISTAH OUT.
ANYONE?!!! PROFESSOR BOOTY CANNOT HELP BECAUSE HE’LL BE WITH THOSE COBAGS THIS WEEKEND.
PIRATE — DROP THE NEW BABY AND PUT UP AN AG PARTY POST!!!!
So I put up a post intended as an “AG party post” in what was supposed to be the spirit of the statement “AG hearts being depressed”. However, it appears that AG found it offensive on a couple of different levels and thus I have taken the post down.
What was intended to amuse, instead caused hurt, and that was the last thing I intended.
Update:
I have since received a message from AG to the effect that I misunderstood her reaction and that her offense was directed far more at others than at me. This makes an apology largely moot. However, since I already posted this, everyone will have received it on their feed, thus simply deleting the post seemed like it would just cause more confusion.
I haven’t yet figured out what’s going on with the original post and whether I’ll put it back up. Watch this space!
While I’m on the subject, I had another post from a couple of weeks ago (on cultural studies professor Joseph Massad’s ideas about homosexuality) that I posted, decided I didn’t like and took down after about a half-hour. Whether or not I should have tried to write something before getting hold of the relevant primary source, I did a crap job of conveying my purpose in writing the post, and I apologize to everyone who bothered to read it. Hopefully, I’ll get around to finishing my replacement post at some point.
Have I confused everyone enough yet?
Does this mean the Carnival is on?
ok I need to start drinking now.
I don’t remember writing anything in that thread, but if I did, I apologize for it.
I apologize for the orange goo.
It seems to have screwed up EVERYBODY’S week.
This is what always happens when you add nanospikes to your biomedical applications.
Ooooh pLoVeR, much like Fish, I could never be mad at my blog lovers like you guys. Never for long. You send roses and French toast and all is moot. You know AG hearts you dolls.
Heart, heart, heart.
You can put the old post up, but how about we take my comment out of the comments? We talked it over privately on e-mail and I think we should leave it all at that.
Thanks to all who apologized. For the most part, you are the innocent. However, it’s appreciated.
I have synagogue tonight — but I say we tear it up on this here blog once I get back from my Bubbies and nosh fest.
I say the rules of engagement tonight are:
Only comments with at least one swear will be accepted.
Only drunken or like drunken blogging accepted.
Dumping on the Red Sox is expected.
Can anyone set up beach balls to ran down on this blog? Can someone e-mail Clif?!
Can anyone get Annieangel, my BFF, to come by and leave some comment that the mgmt. won’t like here?
Only offensive and totally off the wall comments should be made.
And most importantly if Eddie would go (I’ll see who knows what that is aboot) or even Pop Ren couldn’t top the stunt — then post it, because it’s acceptable.
Now light up your ganja and let’s get started!
Red Sox Nation is for the truly pathetic. They totally suck Smokey dog balls. Balls, balls, balls!
Dogs in Halloween costumes are farkahta.
damn the Bulls articles blgo archives LURVES ME! yay me!
AG, when I return from my dinner party I will join you. I will bring much Red Sox bashing and swear words. Although I have to be on good behavior at the dinner; last time I went over to these friends I ended up passed out on the floor. Literally. I still wince in embarassment remembering.
Sorry, Kathleen, but I had to delete the trackback spam. It doesn’t mean they don’t still lurve you though.
It’s congenitally impossible for me to swear, but I just returned from the standby line for a play I had time to see, and they didn’t have enough seats. And all the movies in the local theatre are teh suck.
Mandos: I could edit swear words into your comments. Would that help?
is this thing open for business yet??
i’m still going strong with my sugar rush (ends in a supernova on sunday evening) i pity the fool who is going to conduct our english exam. he will see a fit of violent writing such that he will regret ever coming to college. MANDARK OUT!
Yep, if you clearly mark them off as ploverian additions.
plowen:
Präsens
Ich plowe
Du plowst
Er/sie/es/Vogel plowt
Wir plowen
Ihr plowt
Sie plowen
Präteritum
Ich plaw
Du plawst
Er/sie/es/Vogel plaw
Wir plawen
Ihr plawt
Sie plawen
Perfekt
Ich habe geplöwen.
Du hast geplöwen
Er/sie/es/Vogel hat geplöwen
…
Konjunktiv präsens
Ich pläwe
Du pläwest
Er/sie/es/Vogel pläwe
Wir pläwen
Ihr pläwet
Sir pläwen
Imperativ
plowe! plow!
plowen wir!
plowt!
plowen Sie!
???? Red Sox.
{profanity deleted} that! Mandos, just try it.
Naw. I’m too inhibited. When all the cool kids were doing in it grade school, I didn’t because I was aggressively NOT a cool kid. My mouth is cleaner than my mom’s.
why? do you brush twice as often?
the internet is built for curse words and pornography. everything else is just window dressing, baby!!
and yeah… what snag said about the red sox.
I will swear about the Red Sox -only- if they fail to sign Mike Lowell by monday.
Funny Mandos because UC had a potty mouth in grade school. Apparently his parents had to go down to the school a lot for that mouth of his.
Eff the Red Sox and any other baseball team that wears red: AG is looking at the Phillies.
Go Red Skins!
Sorry I couldn’t stop by. We went to see They Might B Giants and afterward, missus p and I were busy with the sweaty snugglebunnies.
But, hey: I gotta say, where’s the effin apologies to my car? All week long, everybody’s been laying the fault for EVERYTHING at the grillof my car, which never did nothing but eat a bad pumpkin and get cancer of the radiator. Nobody ever thinks of the Automotive-Americans. Shheeeeesh.
And you call yourselves liberals/birds.
Sweaty snugglebunnies? Define please.
You saw TMBG?! Get the feck out!!!! I wonder if they are playing in my area.
Red Sox is for losers and dweebs.
Where are the beach balls?!
Beach balls.
Beach balls.
Beach balls.
It’s like without my partee boys Gregor and Pop Ren, y’all don’t get the fun.
Speaking of which, when can we get Pop back? I miss him. I miss him and Grisha sooo much.
The Burger King: Hey, ??? where have you been?
???: I went to ‘Simpsonize’ myslef and got sucked in and lost in an INFINITE LOOP!!!
The Burger King: Well hey – welcome back. How did you get out of the INFINITE LOOP?
???: I got hit in the head by three beach balls. Thanks AG – now you are the best!
Beach balls/ping pong/yin yang.
I’m seasick.
Burger King? Did you go to UBurger with UC? Without AG. Again.
Whopper particles are too dense to penetrate to the depth of Super Kamiokande.
What about double whopper w/cheese?
Curious. I googled LOL neutrinos, and I didn’t find any LOLneutrino pictures. I even googled LOLparticles and found no LOLpartcles. You’d think the physicists would be right on it, or are they still playing with Schrödinger’s LOLcat?
There’s a LOL quark.
We’re talking about the subatomic particle here, right?
Curious. I googled LOL neutrinos, and I didn’t find any LOLneutrino pictures.
Ask and you shall receive.
Can I go back to joking about porno lesbians now?
since when did you stop?
One
Chuckles, you can totally talk about porn. I think he’s still at Lemony which means go for it for like another day.
Regarding lolquarks: there’s a post somewhere at The Poor Man that has the bestest lolquark evar, to which the comment hopefully refers.
It reads: I has a flavor.
Classic.
One Cookie to rule them all, One Cookie to find them, One Cookie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
I wonder if anyone will solve the mystery of April Psycho?
I wonder if stupid viral advertising will ever go away.
I wonder if fish.