Insiders Whisper

Those in the Kathleen camp deny that they are behind an artfully and uber-droll smear campaign RE: Chuckles’ cookies. Some close to Chuckles wonder why he’s keeping his anti-Kathleen’s cookies rhetoric confined to closed-door tirades about “substandard ingredients”, “a galactic void of creativity,” “trashy blue cutting board” etc. Three Bulls! stays above the fray while simultaneously WaPo’ing you the details! Take that, Ombudbirdspantswagons!

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  • Several blogs are reporting that Team Brando was seen baking while not wearing a cookie lapel pin. Team Brando may dispute this assertion, but we wonder if this team really deserves to lead this great cookie nation? regardless of whether the claim is true, Team Brando should have been prepared to deal with this story, and their failure to do so provides an important insight into their qualifications.

    Do Brando and TLB hate cookies?

  • I called her cookies half baked lumps of crap on her own blog, how is that not trash talk? Do I need to hire an effing skywriter? Would that satisfy your chunderpersonspants? I bet those pants are currently filled with a doughy wad of extra cookies and comuffin batter.

  • The lack of lapel pin has been noted and will be reflected in the final tally.

    On a more serious note, Team Brando/TLB’s cookies also showed up in pieces. They said it was the USPS, but frankly, we smell cookie abuse. We do not think TBTLB are true to their baked goods and we will be calling DCBGS (Dept of Cookie and Baked Goods Services).

  • I think Chuckles is experiencing a cookie meltdown. I think Chuckles need to step away from the cookies and get professional help.

  • I have the feeling that Chuckles devotes an entire chapter to skywriting in his dating book.

  • We note that it has been several minutes since the cookie lapel pin story broke and neither Brando nor TLB have updated their blogs to address this important news item.

    update: still no word from TBTLB. I think this story is as rock solid as a confession under waterboarding.

  • OK, I told my editor that she was not allowed to show those advance chapters to anyone and look what she went and did. Looks like I have to devote a chapter to “Trust: How Women Break It Constantly”.

  • Yeah, I wouldn’t mess with Kathleen. I would buy that book if K had chapter control.

    “Skywriting, Robots, Alcohol induced hilariousness, Oversharing, Plumbing Problems, Spider Marginalization, Stories in Real Time, Inaccurate Directions and Their Consequences, Being a Good Friend- Why Chuckles Actually Does Rule and Should Have the Company of an AMAZING LADY.”

    I also wouldn’t eat her disgusting cookies. I have too much respect for her to pretend I like them.

  • I also wouldn’t eat her disgusting cookies. I have too much respect for her to pretend I like them.

    Don’t dismiss the cookie power that is K… She sent two varieties, both AWESOME! And… she sent them in an environmentally responsible packing.

  • but frankly, we smell cookie abuse

    They have a history. Why do you think they had to flee Iowa for the UP? I would provide a link if Res hadn’t broken RoD.

    It has also been rumored that as a child, Kathleen went to school in a madras shirt. While madras isn’t technically related to madrassa, it is quite ugly and therefore anyone wearing it (especially baking in it) should be shunned as an Islamofacist.

  • Kathleen went to school in a madras shirt

    LOL!

  • TBTLB will not dignify these Tollhouse morsels of slander with comments. It is true that some of the cookies arrived in abused form, but we have photographic evidence that said cookies were in full cookie form before shipping.

    The simple fact is that our Peppermint Kisses were delicate souls who could not stand being caged. They should have been delivered in person, which would only be possible if the Cookie Contest was being held at the End of the Earth.

    I do not need to wear some Phariseeish pin to show my cookie support. What is the goal of each cookie? To be eaten. Well, I will tell you that few in this country have done more to help cookies achieve their goals than I have.

  • I think this documentarytold their tale.

    They must be STOPPED before future innocent cookies are shipped and DAMAGED!!!11!

  • Hi. I just noticed that you’re having some kind of “Bake-Off”. Would any of the entries by any chance involve grapefruit?

  • Oh, Citrus Lover. I’m sorry. Mine didn’t. Maybe next year.

  • I know why the caged cookie sings!

  • First, um, hello? Who said that TLB’s cookies would be crushed so she didn’t have to do it herself?

    Not UPS. Duh.

    Brown is not that prescient.

    They can do a lot for you. But not that much!

  • I love you guys.

    You are all so funny.

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  • While madras isn’t technically related to madrassa, it is quite ugly and therefore anyone wearing it (especially baking in it) should be shunned as an Islamofacist.

    Not, uh, quite. Madras fabric refers to the city of Madras, which is now called Chennai, in the Indian state of Madras, which is now called Tamil Nadu. One theory of how Madras the city got its name happens to be that there was a Muslim school there, called a madrassa, which is just a generic term for educational institution. I have ancestors from there and relatives, there, some of whom went to schools called “madrassa”.

    (The other theories of the name come from the fact that the area was occupied by the Portuguese until the British took over, and it comes from names the Portuguese left behind.)

  • I stand corrected, Kathleen is clearly a terrorist.

  • We can’t wait for others to act. She has Cookies of Mass Destruction.

  • They have a history. Why do you think they had to flee Iowa for the UP? I would provide a link if Res hadn’t broken RoD.

    I’ll have their caseworker send over the file.

  • what mandos said. also, Chennai is , derived from the historical village of Chennapatnam. the british dropped a few layers of arrogance on it and changed it to other crap.

  • We can’t wait for others to act. She has Cookies of Mass Destruction.

    the time to attack clearly would’ve been when some intelligence reports indicated I was considering visiting a bookstore that may have cookie cookbooks in stock. At this point my work has gone beyond cookie program-related activities.

  • Remember, the losers have to clean up after a foodfight

  • Chuckles ate his cookies. He lied. I will never trust him.

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  • I will F you up!

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