Not making this list, of course, is the Editor who greenlit this. In the spirit of the holidays, however, we think even atheists and those of every creed may appreciate this little known Christmas miracle.
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[Nobody tell me that someone already came up with this 5 times on McSweeney's]
Does nobody appreciate my script doctoring????
Simpsons’ did it.
I don’t think a joke about Ayn Rand is the same as recognition of “It’s a Wonderful Life” as the anti-Fountainhead. Harrumph!
no, it’s not. I’ve just been holding out for a “Simpsons’ did it” joke for months.
I really laughed at “jumping from an aesthectically soul-degrading bridge”.
Kathleen brings me back from the precipice. Thank you, K.
you have to admit that
MARGE: Maggie…likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time.
MS. SINCLAIR: A bottle? Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby’s saying when she reaches for a bottle?
MARGE: “Ba Ba?”
MS. SINCLAIR: She’s saying “I am a leech!” Our aim here is to develop the bottle within.
is pretty hilarious! though not as funny as Reason’s Ayn Rand in Culture article.
and definitely not as funny as your Yelp style reviews. BUBBLE TEA
Total secret:
Those reviews were almost completely unedited real Amazon, Yelp and You Tube reviews. I maybe added an exclamation mark or two. Damn (!!!!!)
No. Way.
i knew you guys wanted to take this blog forward in fractions-of-assedness, but this is just too much…or little.. i forget how that works!
I CALL 4 OMBUDSPANTS POST ADDRESSING THE NEW DEPTHS or at least a press release about which crack of the earth various persons/internet melon spirits/etc. have disappeared.