Volume one of Ultradork records presents the ultimate Three Bulls Mixtape Diss Tape. 0.95 ass.
Shoutouts include:
Kathleen, Marc Hogan, Ace of Spades, Chuckles, Pop Ren, Sadly, No!, K. Lo, Lucianne Goldberg, and a bunch of others. Oh yeah, this one is dedicated to the week one sales of Liberal Fascism.
Track One is for Jonah G!
Loud and proud, people!!!!!!!!
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condition:half-ass restored!
The beauty made me weep.
So is JOnah G gonna deal with our beef or what?
I don’t know, but after my tears, I am seeing a sudden surge in my polls.
Such popularity makes me weep.
“Picking up something very odd here”
That would be me on a Friday night at the cluuuubz.
No, it wouldn’t, really.
OK, that was awesome.
You were right Pinko. I do feel better now.
Crickets chirp from Jonah’s entourage. Is he gonna bring it himself or dispatch one of his label’s up and comers to face the pain????
Jonah is Tokyo and you are Godzilla with a four-hour Cialis erection. DESTROYED!!!
Seriously funny. The Kathleen and Ace of Spades part slayed me.
I started crying at “using only a pen, like a reverse Macguyver”
also, the rhyme of Sushi and Il Duce was sublime.
That was for you, K.
Brando- you should guest on our next set, your mad skills are quite apparent.
Also, where the eff is Ace? Is he just gonna sit there and take it?
Ace and Jonah are sitting in their tighty whiteys, sobbing into their cheetos…. no way to take that kind of sustained mockery. It’ll be a while before they can muster a response:
“Nuh-uh! YOU are!!”
Dear Lord, I can’t read anymore and you know what? It makes no difference over here, I just go with it. I thought BP said, “no way to take that kind of sustained monkey”. And I’m thinking, ok, who introduced the monkey into this thread? Kathleen? Brando? And what would a sustained monkey be like?
we hate those guys
This track makes me wanna rock down to electric ave-EMU.
J-Go’s busted
Cuz Pinko’s da ustad
Ain’t no mosquito
Now Jonah can’t tell a frito from a cheeto
“Wrong again, sucka, that’s a dorito”
Plover he/she/it/bird unit will be guesting on the next mix with that quality.
Dammit.
Wish I knew what any of this meant. I’m just the token old guy.
GOD. Dammit
Carry on, Pinko. You do good, if inherently sketchy work..
mikey
MIKEY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The language of the street is certainly obscure. All I know is that Jonah heard “incoming!” before this devastating barrage of battle rap dropped a beef on his ass.
Jonah’s got himself a “book”
Just like Tricky Dick weren’t no crook
And now conservatives, they cryin’
Because the cheetos, man, they dyin’
Yo, yo, Fred Thompson
Yo, yo, Fred Thompson
No way to take that kind of sustained monkey.
Indeed.
Now THERE’S a new T-shirt!!!
mikey: best we can do when we don’t have dangerous drugs.
“Inherently sketchy”
I don’t think there’s ever been a more succinct description of 3Bulls!
I may only be a monkey, but even I don’t fling poo like that.
I got a pile of shorter ones sitting here for the mixtape marathon, but I’m not convinced you guys want to hear them. (I learned this trick from Snag). Until Jonah G comments on this beef, I shall bide my time, unless I can be persuaded that it is in the public interest to share more beefs.
Speaking for myself, I’d like to know where’s the beef.
OK, so, Pinko Punko actually sounds like that???
I have heard the Voice of Pinko.
The fuck was that?
(apologies to GC)
The first shot across the bow of the second hottest conservative writing on the internets, my friend.
My-Life-in-Bush-of-Ghosts-esque!
Best. Spambot. Yet.
I’m guessing the unfinished line: “To your bacon-lined trolly-pants, with love.”
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Oh sure, delete teh comment and try to get Gregor mad at me!
I haz a screencap, so your nefarious plan will not work.
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I was just overwhelmed!
I’m gonna rock this song out. Er, maybe on headphones.