But I’m asking. John Aravosis WILL be targeted for battle rap destruction, as he is a gigantic emu choad. If you have any rhymes you’d like to include for the piece, send it in. 3bulls at gmail.
Here’s a little taste of why.
This rap is gonna be so beat down, I expect a threat of a lawsuit, but it’s not slander, J, it’s candor. Just go away.
*headdesk*
Send in the dopest, meanest, truest stuff you can think of, this guy needs to go.
King emu John Avarosis
With A brain of ambergris
On a crusade for the upper middle class
He demands his soy latte in a glass
Americablog 2.0
Will cost millions don’t ‘cha know
Haloscan don’t come cheap
Rate this post can’t be beat
Donate now were on the line
My new Jag will be so fine.
John Aravosis: fighting the Rich’s war on the Poor since 1997.
Someone’s been reading too much into his demographic survey, methinks.
I couldn’t get there via the link above, but it is still there. I love the implication that single folks making $75k are hurting because food is so expensive. Jesus, maybe if you’d lay off the gold-encrusted emu-egg and caviar omelets. Plus, his “Some guy living in a mansion in Topeka making $74,999 a year will get his little gift from the US Treasury and you, living in NYC making $75,001 out of a 300 sq ft studio apartment will get nothing” is a LIE: it STARTS to phase out at that level, so you’d get a little less than this mythical Topekan, NOT nothing.
From here: “Individuals with incomes up to $87,000 and couples up to $174,000 would get partial rebates. The caps are higher for those with children.”
Weep the tears of the emu:
did he change the post title again? He does that sometimes when he’s getting the negative attention he deserves. Also, thanks for your tears, John, I forgot your terrible insensitivity to Native Americans. I remembered your sexism, transbashing, etc.
Wait, wasn’t this a movie?
“Cry, the Beloved Grumpy”
I think this link should work better.
rhymes forthcoming.
I thought he moved his crapass, shitgobbling, emusquaking blog to a private server or something over a year ago? Why are dumbasses supporting a guy with donations whose blog is hosted for free?
Screw it, send me some money for the Emu Obliteration Fund at Blogspotoloid.
More importantly, is JA getting a cheque? Maybe he can put it towards server costs.
This one goes out to Aravosis, J.
Who needs his bling and Courvoisier
But can’t get none of that tax mon-ey
Cause all the rebates goin’ to punks in Topek-A
J is trippin that 75 Gs
Gets you a McMansion in B.F.E.
But J’s got mad expenses in the city
and he’s livin’ in six-figure poverty.
But if John Boy thinks 75 is nothin’
not even enough for a Starbucks muffin
then I suggest he save some of his puffin’
and get his ass over to E.F. Hutton
Pinko you got disappeared! that emu moves fast!!
I know someone who got an entire house in Ohio for $2000 a month when that would get you a one-bedroom apartment in DC.
Yeah, but they have to live in Ohio. I’d rather be poor than live in Ohio.
Ahem. PP, email me. I have goodies for you.
I love how Aravosis keeps changing the URL so people’s links to his article keep breaking. Usually, bloggers want people to link to their work.