Did anyone e-mail Jonah about the beef-a-roni that he’s currently ducking? I can’t do it myself, and frankly I think he’s being massively coy here:
I know there were other blog discussions of the book, pro and con. I’ll post those (or at least some of those, I have no obligation to call attention to unadulterated asininity) when I dig ‘em out. Also I’ve gotten a pile of interesting email queries I’m going to try to deal with in the next day or so. I know I told some readers that I’d deal with their questions and still haven’t. I promise it wasn’t because I was ducking anything, it’s just very hard to keep track of all this stuff while staying on top of everything else.
I LOVE HIM for this blatant shoutout to us. A niggling point in that I feel we’ve been highly adulterated, and really only half-assinine, but the time for games IS OVER. Light it up, J. Hit us with your best shot.
He loves us! He really loves us!
I propose a new contest/pun-off: alternate names for LF based on other titles (ie. books, film, songs, albums).
I’ll open the bidding with “The Squib and the Whale” and “The Protocols of the Elders of NARAL.”
Any takers?
I think it has to be “The Remoras and the Whale”.
and I’ll raise you a “3:10 to You Might be a Fascist”
“Charlie and the Moron Factory.”
“A Fistful of Twinkies.”
If it’s Tuesday, I must be stupid.
A funny thing happened on the way to the 7-11.
Cheetos and the Man
“The Ted Turner Diaries”
Mein Waldenkampf?
This is harder than it looks.
Who moved my cheetos?
Nuthin’ But a ‘F’ Thang
Straight Outta Pantload!!!!!
Roget Ennui? (via Roger and me)
Compromising Positions?
Oh, that doesn’t work. I have to change the name of the title, right?