UPDATEWHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO KEEP THIS POST ON THE TOP????? WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME COMMENTARIAT???? KIDDING, I LOVE YOU PEOPLES, ALSO AGAIN, FOR THE MASSIVE WAVE OF ATRIOTS (THANKS WHISKEYS), JONAH GOLDBERG DISS HERE. ALSO, Althouse diss somewhere on the site
I will post it here as an update, but first I want you guys to vote on several things:
Shall I annotate it, or would you like to try to figure out the allusions and post them in comments, or will you even listen to it at all?
I need to gauge the extent of ass required for the post and the expected ass extent of commenting you plan to extend or expend. Please do not consider the categories of this post to have any meaning.
UPDATE
Here it is, Chock Full O’ Nuts, ItEat. MP3 for those on RSS is right here:
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Press play on the little play icon. I think Kathleen will at least laugh.
It’s about a year and a half old lyrics wise, but it paints a poignant picture of certain someones.
You can link allusions in the comments, if they are even decipherable.
Half-ass ahead Cap’n!
I’d say half-ass is sufficient… if even that.
I vote for Nader.
I thought the ass of the post was inversely proportional to the ass of the comments…..
I was trying to determine that in advance.
I’m going to half-ass my comments, if that is useful.
For the voting, 6 points for number one.
UC if you half ass your comments that means a double-assed post! Is that even possible???
Zeno’s paradox applies to half-assedness too, yo.
Zeno fought the good fight.
Zeno is an ass.
If it wasn’t so funny I might say that it does injury to Blondie.
[contractually obliged comment]
Also, Zeno clearly came up with the paradox because he was too half-assed to actually go out and test it.
And f&ck the CCA!
I can’t wait for Mandos to hear it. God Mark Steyn is a piece of work.
This is definitely the most impressive diss track yet. Even so, Marc Hogan gave it a 5.4.
He makes me so ragey!
I do love the guy.
Hey, apparently jexter has surfaced. Where the hell is he?
Also, good old shoelimpy.
More comments or I won’t let Trollypants post his diss of us. Where is Kathleen? I need to sell headphones like the airlines. If yous can wathc youtube all day you can listen to one teeny weeny battle rap!
EAT IT!
I fear we have awakened a half-assed giant. Or a giant half-ass.
the funniest thing is that Pinkos comments above were in the queue or something so I was posting EAT IT to the thread not to Pinko but now it lookies like I was responding to Pinko. I am always teh one who encourages him.
the previous thread about amazon reviews gets my vote, because I rock in that one.
Kathleen, I was wetting myself. Also, I was laughing at your comments. I hope the two things were related.