We’ll accept M&Ms, comments, candy, insults, whatever you have that can make this blog go. We won’t ask for moolah, because that would require a contractual obligation for full ass, that we contractually cannot allow.
For a pledge of 3 comments: We will link to Matthew Yglesias wholesale.
For a pledge of 5 comments and an unfullfilled pledge of peanut M&Ms, we will complain about the fact that someone is obviously pushing us to talk about biofuels. We will pointedly repeat the passive-aggressive post- BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!
For a pledge of 7 comments, we will scour the internets day and night to point out instances of people complaining about how we run our own damn blog and bring you this deeply interesting commentary.
For a pledge of 9 comments, we will delete you or anyone else from our blogrool. Also, we will add your blogrool to our blogrool.
For a pledge of 5 insults, we will cherish your words and accept admonishment.
For one comment deleted, we will disrespect you forever until the time comes for us to forget about you possibly being a hypocrite of the highest order, and we will forgive you.
For several comments deleted and a multiple banning, we will wage an eternal war against your 2.0 Blog empire.
For forcing us to register to comment on your stupid blog, we will never comment there and will will nurse a strong dislike, inside club first name basis, of course.
For a pledge of 11 comments or services rendered, we will allow you to cob log, unfortunately that makes you a cob logger!
For a pledge of 17 comments and a pledge to not render services, we will post the giant Take 5.
What else should we have on our pledge board? We’re here to serve you, just as we serve Man.