CAPTAIN TROLLYPANTS DEFECNDS JONAG GOLDBERG FROM STUPID THREE BULLS AND THERE STuPID BATTLE RAPS WITh AN AWESOME BATTLE RAP

THE WORLD IS GONNA EAT WHAT THE CAPTAIN HAS COOKING

I AM SO FRACKIN MAD AT THIS BLOG CONSTANTLY CRAPPING ON MY BRO, MY BRA JONAH G

GUESS WHO EATS IT???

FIRST OFF THREE FRACKING BULLS. PLOVER. UC. PINKO PUNKO. ALL FOUND AT ONE GODFORSAKEN PLACE, THREE BULLS- NO I”M NOT GOING TO LINK THEM. THIS WOULD MERELY BE WASTING TRAFFIC ON SWINE. I CAST NOT MY PEARLS.

ALSO, JONAH HATERS JUAN COLE, SADLY NO, THE EFITODEEDTIROS, SIFU TWEETY, DAVE NEIWERT AT ORC-ANUS, LIEBERAL CHOADS EZRA KLEIN, MATTHEW YGLESIAS, ATRIOS, BLOG HATERS UNFOGGED AND COUNTLESS OTHERS SLAPPERS LIKE JOHN STEWART

JONAH GOLDBERG HAS SUBCONSCIOUSLY ASKED ME TO RESPOND TO THIS CONSTANT GUM FLAPPING AND CLAPTRAPPING FROM THE LIBERAL BLOGOSPHERE ABOUT THINGS THEY ARE TOO SUPIDO TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE RUBBING TWO NEURONS TOGETHER ABOUT. HE HAS REMAINED ABOVE THE FRAY WHILE TASKING ME TO BATTLE RAP YOUR ASS LIKE IT HAS NEVER BEEN BATTLE RAPPED BEFORE. CONSIDER YOURSELF CAP’N SLAPPED CHUMPS

U R 3 BULLS

U R 3 BULLS
NAH NAH NAH NAH

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MY WORDS BELOW THE FOLD FOR THOSE TOO LAZY TO LISTEN TO MY GLORIOUS MP3 RIGHT ABOVE. I FORGOT TO RIP THE CRAP OUT OF OTHER LIBERAL STUFF LIKE CANADA, AND 3B COMMENTERS. GET A BRAINS AT THE BRAINS STORE MORANS AND TRY TO LISTEN TO THIS BEFORE YOU TRY TO AND FAIL TO READ BECAUSE YOU DON:T KNOW HOW

Pinko Punko and the Three Bulls

where are the rest of them?

you’re totally fools of it

your blog don’t get much hits

about as many as my daily shits

and i’m constipated

so much so I can’t anticipate
when the next one’s coming

‘cept that it will look like you

a stinky poo

a cashewy nutlog of no consequence
your stupid blog doesn’t even have a conference

I have to admit

you guys are better
than yglesias and klein

two obnoxious tastes together
wonder twin pundits
unite in the form
of a talking mime

completely ridiculous and
french to the core

your socialism’s a total bore

here comes my smackdown
and its not even a chore

me and jonah g

together like cheetos and the chedditor

what?

you thought I was gonna say editors?

bringin you the liberal fascism
climbin up the charts

like monster mashism
the original godzilla
you got nothing sadly, no
not even mothra farts

john stewart
exposed JG to his bad breath
dave neiwert
tried to bore JG to death

they are nothing but gigantic remora

I’m striking them down
like Saddam
and Gomorrah

Dropping them into a Baathist spider hole
Chopping them into slaw like Professor Cole

A gigantic michigan cabbage

my beatdown is so savage
he was too afraid to bet with us
his best friend is sink lettuce

Three Bulls,
Shmeebulls

So frackin feeble

Fallin’ down on the job
like some square-assed weebles

oh please
not the wanker of the day
a blogger named atrios coming to play

he deleted me from his blogroll
a trollypants national holiday

when he tries to swing he’s gonna miss

I need a microscope to deliver this diss

what?

he looks so tiny!
i’m squishing his head

right now!

i’d would you know,
rather
read 500 atrios comments

one word, FRIST and stupid
than the incessant blather
the lazy intellects in a lather
a narcissism so dogged

you knew I was talking about
unfog–oh hey Sifu

can you tell me?

why you start crying?

getting all in a mush?

everytime you play Rush?

oh hello
is that UC?
maybe
welcome to the dog house
arf
seems likes he’s not around to see
probably getting spanked by AG
what did he do this time?
color outside the line?

I think Glenn Greenwald
is paid by the word
his posts hurt my scrolly finger
reminding me of some e-mails from a bird
spindly legs walking on the shore
gigantic intellect making me snore
bulls are lucky to have plover make them look so smart
although thats not hard

at least its a start

R U not men?

U R not men

UR 3 bulls

doot doot doot doot

UR 3 Bulls

could your page
take any longer to load?

if my load took that long

I’d be a champion

unlike you
and your tiny peepees

grind you up for chinese medicine

more useful than the poop you peddlin

UR 3 Bulls

UR 3 Bulls

UR 3 Bulls

UR 3 Bulls

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