For the profanity I am about to approximate.
The arse-faced cob loggers at the Onion A.V. Club have decided to take a gigantic dump on 3B by releasing the air out of our collective sails of identifying and trying disgusting new products. Certainly the unsuspecting public will presume that Delicious or Disgusting has copied the silent-m massive media conglomo, when merely they have identified an exciting new brand to rend and tear from our nurturing bosoms into their corporate Sodom.
Thank you, Kathleen, for bringing this to my attention. I am having the Chocolate Skittles delivered to them as we speak. I hope Chuckles is happy.
Yeah, but didn’t you guys just copy Steve, Don’t Eat It!
No, we do not traffic in high probability Disgusting items. We operate in the gray area of Delicious OR Disgusting. We are not the Jack Ass of eating coblogging.
DoD tends to address items with some attractive feature. Be it a quick breakfast, a new candy bar, or a frosty beverage. I see no attractive qualities nor can I think of a need that might be sated by the words “‘n’Creme”. Maybe as a laxative flavorant.
No, they are skimming n’Creme off the top of our shtick.
And it’s too late for the title of this post. Sing it!
but frankly, Prison Wine was freakin genius.
Not even Chocolate Skittles Challenge lived up to that.
They make money off their website though, so that should make you feel better.
If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!
I am outraged!!!11one!!
I would do something about it if I cared.
I would discard and defecate on their hundreds and hundreds of comments just to read one good snark from Kathleen or Chuckles.
Vive Delicious or Disgusting!1!21
Indeed, UC. Chuckles and Kathleen are Samson, the Onion AV Club is 1000 Philistines, and 3B is the jawbone of a half-ass.
TO: tastetest@theonion.com
FROM: Kathleen XXXXX
RE: New “Taste Test” Feature
It is still plagiarism if you reverse the adjectives, cobags. See e.g. “disgusting and/or delicious new edibles”.
LOL!
Let’s try it!
It is still copying if the adjectives are reversed, bags of co.
Indeed it is true! True it is indeed!
That’s what linguists call focus-movement.
Remember when Gregor ate the tamarind wormy spaghetti? Good times.