We have recently received complaints that there has been no ombudsmøøse posting in quite some time.
This has now been rectified, and my wages confiscated in punishment.
Otherwise, given the lack of complaints (or even unfunny remarks) regarding the site, we are left at something of a loss as to what to include in this column. Fortunately, your humble omubdsorganism has a few words to say of his own. To wit:
1) We have, in the past, noted the lack of discussion on Song of the Day, Delicious or Disgusting and Celebrity Dream Cameo. It occurred to this writer that perhaps adding comments from those posts to the comment sidebar on the main page might make people more aware and receptive to the discussions going on at those subsites. We submit this suggestion for debate and feasibility of implementation by the php gnomes.
Also, your new neolgism of the day is: disgustamaliciously grossomaddictive. Use it wisely.
2) Related to the above, it appears that the awesomeness of the DorD has produced some competition, which smacks of pandering and sensationalism. I hereby recommend that we inititiate COBAGITATION ACTION to deal with this threat to 3Bulls, Inc. hegemony. Please add your suggestions in comments. Their peanut-butter-and-mangosteen-soda milkshake must be drunk! And rated!
3) We would like to reassure the readership that the recent disagreements between certain proprietors of this site will in now way affect the rigorous editorial standards maintained here. In fact, we find it heartening that the Nü Left is willing to give a platform to the small but vocal minority of cyborg-Libertarian-Americans. However dimished they may be in mass, they have made up for it in gravitas and money saved on tuxedo rentals.
Also, despite known silicon (note spelling before joking, please) sympathies the commentariat provided ample encouragement, suggestions, and self-deprecating humour. The ombudsory antlers are positively glowing with pride.
Any other business? Comments below or emailed to mendaciousd at gmail dot com, especially about how I’m late with this post. Have at it!