–>Iron Fist: I’m the douchiest douche that ever douched, and I totally want to cobag you and have your babies.
Atlas Shrugged: You can only have my babies if you don’t tell Chazmo I’m not saving myself for him. I’m hoping he’ll notice me when I go on tour with Phish.
Iron Fist: Hey, I hate it when moonbats issue fatwas against candy bars. They are totally aping their terrorist boyfriends and hating America. I am the original big Kat. They can Take Five up their bumholes.
Atlas Shrugged: You’re making me hot. You may have my babies.
Iron Fist: Would you be mad if I told you Phish broke up?
Atlas Shrugged: Cobag.
Ed. note: This bizarre conversation is trumped only by reality. Please go to Sadly, No SELECT for more.