K is sitting on a golden mine. Can Cafe Press make enough of these?? I await the whirlwind of America’s romance with, and downfall of, this catchphrase.
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Golden mine. Now that’s teh funny.
You will be showered in money.
A veritable deluge.
A golden money shower.
R Kelly wants to invest.
that art is Word.
K is sitting on a golden mine OVER A WASTEBASKET!!!
How does one conceal the sound of peeing whilst on the phone. I gather there was trash to muffle the plunk, but still, peeing is not exactly soundless.
Listen, I would give K MASSIVE props for doing it a la speaker phone, but I suspect she’s not that brazen. All the documents she had shredded on behalf of secretive and intriguing ne’erdowells likely blunted the noisome and noisy flowage.
OK, I’m grossing myself out, I admit it!
Or, she muted the phone…
All I can imagine is her screaming into the speaker “You know what I think of your Ideas? THIS!!!”
Or, she muted the phone…
Ah, Occam’s golden razor.
fulsome wins!