Guy A: Dude, you lost a lot of weight.
Guy B: What? No, not really.
A: Yeah, you look like a completely different person. You look like Charles.
B: Charles in Charge?
A: Charles Manson.
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It’s a fine line between Jerry Garcia and Charles Manson.
What, no love for me? I created Snoopy!
I love Beagles!
Indeed. Release the hounds!
Hey! Don’t forget about this hound.
Lets not go and lose our heads.
Quit fiddlin’ around!
I’m delicious!
The Rogaine and Propecia failed.
I found a golden ticket!!
I got a rock.
I’ve got angels.
I got life.
Wake up you silly sleepy head!
I’ve got taffy.
Alright, alright! I’ll go with you to candy mountain!
Damn! The unicorn beat me here… I was spell-checking liopleurodon!
Remember, the storm is a good opportunity for the pine and the cypress to show their strength and their stability.
I believe that there is a place in the spectrum of television for really good conversation, if it is informed, spirited, soulful and always with a man wearing a purple tie.
No love.
I’m soulful and spirited and I got chops.
Hoochie Coochie Coo!!!
I’ve got no moss.
Holy poopy-pants I’m popular – 12:31, 12:34 and 12:39!!! It was like (inter?)national brain convergence.
Just add water and I grow green hair!!!
I am the King of the Fenway Franks you Yankee Saxon bastards!
Do you have me in a can?
I have a dead career.
I’ve got five guys in my back pocket.
I smell like crap but old ladies still douse themselves with me.
You’ll love my Good N’ Plenty.
Am I not a lovable little tramp?
I’m still an Athletic supporter.
Me be smarter than Algernon soon.
Denise will never get anymore of my sperm, but you can have it for free!
My career is dead, but so am I!
I’d comment, but I’m on the road.
I’ve got divisio regnorum going for me.
we’ve got martinis!
It’s not Penelope’s boat!!!
I can’t believe how much I lost in Vegas last year.
Talk to me!
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!!! Nnnngggrrrr!
You’re Itt!!!
I’m Vegas for kids!
ROSEBUD!!!!
I’ve been having the best of times and the worst of times…
Dear. Lord. That Charles Nelson Reilly comment looks… BAD! I was trying to approximate that odd guttural noise he made… not make any slurs.
Also, I’m now stopping with lame Charles jokes since I’ve been typing like mad and my finger has a Charlie horse.
Hit the Road Jack (or Jennifer)!
yet another female relative has been murdered/raped. Time for a killing spree FOR FREEDOM
Looney Tunes!!!!
Some people call me dirty.
Behold the Fifth Republic!
Somebody has a death wish.
thank the god of statuesque blondes, I’m out of this one!
I feel like Debbie Reynolds!
One of my favorite 3B! threads evar!
Why do I keep getting paged??
I can’t believe it took us this long to do Charles Johnson.
I admit it- I was the one paging him!
Hammer Time Tours 732
My tears cure cancer. Too bad I’ve never cried.
Oye Como Va
you can pry this thread from my cold, dead hands.
too soon?
Holy Roman Emperor, Batman!
Not so much, Chuck.
Stop calling me Ironside!
I can’t believe fish beat me to the Krauthammer.
I think “Krauthammer” is inherently funny though. There should be a Bob Relishmallet in the world somewhere.
Pinko, did you get to smoke with James Garrner?
No one on this earth is cooler than Jim Rockford. He doesn’t smoke as much as Crockett in Miami Vice though, or maybe he just doesn’t seem like an affected pretty boy (oh, hush, Crockett, I still love ya).
Will nobody join my big mattress?
I got too many NeoCons invading my blog (bigmattressdotcom).. Can I get a few more tree-huggers?
Please? (Or at least a little more estrogen input:)
SLAM!
This thread is All-Stars!
I am here only as a representative of certain interests, largely absent of late. I am Sir Charles Rockley and I do not approve this message.