The Captain is with you. The Captain is love.
El Capitan de Trollypyjama Llamas has been rolling with the political biz mastering internet traditions for the McCain camp.
Sadly, No! Batphone
- Benghazi Bites May 16, 2013
- No, You Really Don’t May 15, 2013
Befouled
- I'm So Proud Of My State May 15, 2013
Oakland Dilettante
- Today's Poem of the Day May 17, 2013
Saying Yes
- Heed the Orb!!! May 13, 2013
Empire of the Senseless
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
- Cardinal Chaos May 15, 2013
Blue Girl in a Technicolor Dream State
- Empathy Sustains Us April 20, 2013
Really Small Fish
- Jack Crow January 8, 2013
And it wants your buttermilk frosted angel food cake.
And it thinks it is better than you.
At least you get to keep your 587(Z)(Eleventy)(mmccii) status for giving equal time to the opposite side.
I misstated that,
it wants to sleep with your buttermilk frosted angel food cake.
I can’t believe a shrivelled old fruitcake is talking crap about the obamaconecake.
look at the way that cupcakecone in the front pushed itself forward. How presumptuous!
I don’t think that cone has very much experience.
Obama cupconecake said, “You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the ice cream has been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced it. And they fell through the Baskin Administration, and the Robbins Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these cones are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to sprinkles or crushed butterfingers or antipathy to cones who aren’t like them or anti-cupcake sentiment or anti-chocolate sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
200,000 children may gather to partake in that cupcakecone, but the joke’s on him because children do not vote!!!
I can’t believe cupcakecone went to New England and used the term sprinkles, and not jimmies. How inauthentic.
I can’t believe cupcakecone went to New England and used the term jimmies, and not sprinkles. He’s not from New England. What a poseur.
ah the mid-post attempted edit. I know it well.
Kathleen, I wish I were that cool. I was kind of playing off of this. This being an implied link to a particular unknown outcome wherein cupcakecone would get slammed for either of two outcomes.
I get it now. Awesome! Sorry I made you explain and ruin the joke.
I earned -55 3Bulls points. No skateboard for me!
I think you should be forced onto the megaramp.
I think Pinko was possibly referring to this this.
Or at least will have been referring to that that once he actually sees it.
WoW.
Three Bulls is up and running, unlike all those liberal blogs that were part of the conspiracy to shut down wingnut blogs.
/Ace o Spades conspiracy theory
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I think I saw Brittemu Spears licking that cupconecake.
On the other hand, fruitcake will let you have all the guncake you can eat!
Hey, am I still pretend banned? Because I think a post about ice cream is a good opportunity to update everyone on the diet thing we were talking about a few months ago. So, forty pounds. I’ve even had some ice cream along the way.
Seitz- that is awesome. RR kind of gave up. He needs to try your magic juice- what was it again? And how gross does it taste? Angels won. Pretend ban in effect. Oh, Angels beat the Yankees. Kind of a push after the sweep, but we’ll allow a comment.
The Angels prove that the enemy of my enemy can still be my enemy.
You lost 40 Pounds? That’s like 80 bucks!
That cone does look vaguely European.
I think it is too skinny to eat.
like Seitz now, apparently.
Kathleen… I’m not sure if a Seitz-wife, gal pal or significant other of any variety, would approve of such lascivious commentary.
A chocolate dipped filthbot.
With a creamy filling?
Cone-alingus jokes have already been used in the ancient past.
They have been double dipped.
Any mention of cone reminds me of a joke my mother used to tell, but it involves a pun in another language so it would fall flat here except with AIF and Shayera. (Well, I’ll describe it anyway: “Kon” is “who” is Urdu, but “cone” is also used to mean ice cream cone courtesy British, leading to a whole Abbott and Costello routine with my mother and her grandmother.)
A multilingual household is a rich source of punny fun.