Why is it that it would take me three times as many words to say something half as awesome as this?
Sadly, No! Batphone
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
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Blue Girl in a Technicolor Dream State
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Really Small Fish
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AGGRESSIVE!
Uncivil!
Communist!
Bolshevik! Trotskyite! Leninist! Stalinist!
PSHAW
Snag you forgot Menshevik in there.
Our chief weapon is brevity… brevity and conciseness … conciseness and brevity … Our two weapons are conciseness and brevity… and lack of redundancy… Our three weapons are conciseness, brevity, and lack of redundancy … and lack of redundancy … Our four, no wait, three-not-counting-duplicates weapons are conciseness, brevity, lack of redundancy, and lack of redundancy… and non-repetitive terse laconicity … Our four-not-counting- … *Among* our weapons are conciseness, brevity, conciseness, lack of redundancy, the other lack of redundancy, with possibly an accompanying severe redundancy shortfall, and laconic non-repetitive terse laconicity… and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope…
Well, maybe not that last one…
Commodores!
Well, Cali is the bellwether state, so maybe we’ll just install someone in the Oval Orifice who played someone who was tortured by the Viet Cong.
President Stallone? Airforce One is prepared to take off — IN YOUR FACE!
Does that make Ailes 1/16th assed?
No three assed.
Why is that horrible teh43whatever calling himself Jexter?
teh = jexter. Didn’t you know? Good old teh teh jexter jexter……
I don’t believe you. Jexter would never have spoken to me the way that teh did.
If you’re telling the truth, you’re breaking my heart.
jexter is not teh. teh is almostjexter. jexter is his own special entity. and where the eff is jexter????
jexter is off perpetrating mischief of the full-ass unlike some blogs i can think of and may be currently posting in.
Teh shouldn’t use Jex’s name. He is not “almost” Jexter. Jex is busy shooting lasers at stuff and making the world safe for democracy.
Lasers: for a more polarized and monochromatic world!
The internets is filled with heartbreak.
And liars.
Yeah, that’s right 
Up in ya.
the internet is filled with nerds who make sciency laser jokes! hey p-bird, did you know they now have flying lasers? so yeah. watch out for the US army…