I wish it were from us. It is not. We’ve certainly honored the gigantic choad Jason G. of Juggling previously. I think I probably turned against him because he looks like Jeff Gannon. Anyhow, the Uncyclopedia takes a shot. Do they know who they’re dealing with?
Also, more people need to work on our community e-novel, Chapter One starts here. P-lo files a slice downthread, as does fishwagon.
Speaking of asses, this guy got his ass thrown in jail. Literally:
That’s nothing new, they put donkeys in jail all the time over there. And they make boy goats wear diapers so no one gets all horny from looking at their goatly packages.
I’m loving the e-novel.
I tried to explain this whole story to some people I met that were fans of Arrested Development once. It didn’t work out so well. They made a joke about the alliance and I said, “We would really prefer to go with an Alliance juggler.” They responded, “don’t you mean magician?” And I said, “No, haven’t you heard of the controversy between the Astounding Jason G and the schmuck on America’s Got Talent?”
It went down hill from there.
How long before JG shows up in the e-novel?
I give it about 2 hours….
Jason Garfield Juggling Debunker
BTW repeating the word “juggling” more than 7 times leads to involuntary snickering. It’s Science.