Everyone needs to take a cream slush break, courtesy of global warming enablers Sonic. Sit waiting for your order in your sweltering hot car idling with the AC blasting!!!! For what? For this:

Atrios can have one too. Do you think he hates on us because we bust on him?
I love you Orange Cream Slush. Your pal Lemon Berry is just OK.
Do you always bring dry ice to the Sonic?
Your pal Lemon Berry is just OK.
Is PP pulling some passive-aggressive shenanigans against Citrus Lover?
This will all end in tears. Tart, yet tasty tears.
Also, PP has clearly learned the joys of lab-table dry ice curling. We approve.
The Sonic is 70 minutes away. It is best to stock up on Cream Slushes.
did you and GC have cute little conversations while sitting in your car eating Sonic? I think it’s the law.
70 Minutes?
You poor, poor Pinko. My backer rod weeps for you
Yeah, it is Pombo territory. We can only go once a year. And next time we’re bringing back more than two.
Follow him, don’t follow him, He’s got his spine,
He’s got his orange cream slush.
I believe that’s he’s got his SPLINE….
Anyone who eats at Sonic is objectively pro-McPalin.
Meet me in Vallejo and I will kick your @ss after I add five pounds to it.
Sonic isn’t about the burgers, it’s about the creamy slushy. And the tots. How you like me now, NATIONS?????
Not very much!! You owe her an apology for what you did. You’ve hurt her. If you care.
Eat pies, muthaf*ckahf!!!
Don’t get him angry or he’ll vent his spline.
Leave me out of it.
Yes, Annie and MenD are right. You owe the world of citrus an apology for your inconsiderate and indifferent talk about lemon berry flavor.
We concur! If you do not apologize, we will raise mighty tomato armies against you!
so I ended up craving slushies all day and night.
thanks a lot.
Has your Dr ok’d reading 3B’s while pregnant??
I sent him the website, but I never heard back….
I need to start a new series about trying to get Kathleen’s crazy cravings going. We have a sensitized palate here!
so I ended up craving slushies all day and night.
At least it wasn’t an Orange Crush float.
Or chocolate covered pretzels.
Or cherry Jelly Babies.
Or malted milk balls.
Or gravy fries.
Or bread and butter pickles.
Or Haagen Daz Coffee Ice Cream
Or Tangy Roasted Corn fritos
Capt. Trollypants adds:
“Or two bottles of red wine and a pack of marlboro lights”
[what an ASSHOLE!]
OR CHOCOLATE SKITTLES!!!!
Or poutine.
It’s recommended if you want your kid to be bilingual.
Also, how does CT know what I had for breakfast this morning?
this is what I get when Googling 3bulls
NEW LIKE GOLF EQUIPMENT!!!
LOL! Did you mean 3balls??
Well yes! Come to think of it, I did! Silly me.
K- I suspect next time you go in for a check-up, your Dr will walk in and you’ll see nothing but a 6ft piece of wilty lettuce wearing a lab coat!!
“3balls” is my way of saying, now I want both chocolate covered pretzels and fritos. I HATE YOU ALL DIVERSE BRANDS OR NO!!!!!
Frankly I would be a little more concerned if my real life started to resemble 3Bulls, or even 3Balls.
Does your doctor have you on pre-natal psychotropics?
I sent him the website, but I never heard back….
Did you hear this after you sent him the link: AAAIIIEEE!!!!
3balls is not something you want to be hearing from your obstetrician…
Speak for yourself.
As for Kathleen, I’m not a physician but I’d advise against deploying full frito until at least the second trimester.
“Or chocolate skittles!”
I call them “$hittles.”
Yeah, but for some reason, ever since K got knocked up, she can’t stop thinking about them. At least that’s what we’re going for.
Wouldn’t 3Bulls be 6Balls? Unless we’ve got undescended taurine testes in triplicate.
3Bulls: the Truck Nutz of the blogosphere.
to actually crave chocolate skittles would I think be the lowest of the low points. I sort-of suspect it was the chocolate skittles I ate last year that made me throw up these past three months. They are just that stealthy.
They are just that stealthy.
Obligatory: does that mean this is actually Cadbury’s Baby?
I thought it was the Goldfish crackers, K….
I’m probably confused.
I do believe this place has gotten a little quiet. It’s pretty stork. Maybe, oh, plover could do us a good tern and write something?
that’s quite a kick-start Mandos.
everybody better duck.
Well, we’ll see if anyone swallows my bait.
OR(IOE)LY?
*ahem*
I really don’t want to get involved, but I probably should in case someone snipes any of the good ones. I wouldn’t want to leave the readers huffin’ and puffin for some of that hot pun-on-pun action. Although after this I should probably de-murre.
I’m no tattler, but I’ve been known to indulge just for a lark. Not that I’d ever crow about it, of course. That’s a cardinal sin, at least according to the theology of the wrenaissance.
But this thread needs to be goosed, or given a swift kick, so that there are no r-egrets and we can continue to hawk our particular brand of grousing. Those haters can continue to quail in the corner and h-owl about it for all I care.
(Have I mentioned that this is good whiskey I’m drinking? This is good whiskey)
Aw, dog-gannet, I missed one!
Well, looks like MenD gave this thread it’s swan song. No one is craning their necks for any action here.
Probably out flying a kite.
I’m gonna egret that one.