…is so misleading, they formed “Future Misleaders of America Club” with Lithium-Ion Rechargeable Battery Indicator Light.
Your deal.
The Daily Howler
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- Still crazy after these twenty-four hours! May 22, 2013
Sadly, No! Batphone
- Gendermorphs, a new series from Scholastic May 19, 2013
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Befouled
- Enlightenment May 22, 2013
Oakland Dilettante
- ALL SHALL READ THIS AND DESPAIR May 21, 2013
Saying Yes
- Heed the Orb!!! May 13, 2013
Empire of the Senseless
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Blue Girl in a Technicolor Dream State
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Really Small Fish
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The Hollow Man (teh l4m3)
- Hive Mind May 22, 2013
…is so procrastinating, they formed “Global Cooling Truth Brigade” with Anakin Skywalker Light Saber.
…is so miscalculating, they made Virginia give Arlington back to D.C.
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…is so slimy, gila monster’s cloaca threw a party.
the McCain/Palin campaign is so misleading, America thinks they’re doing a polka, but they are really dancing the Lambada.
the McCain/Palin campaign is so stale, it deserves an Automatic Merchandiser Reader’s Choice Award.
Dancing the Lambada?
Is that allowed?
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It is forbidden!
I think Kathleen was busy dancing the Lambada and look what happened to her!
…is such a disaster they should call it the “McCain-Palin campaign.”
is so miscalculating they’ve divided their base by the lowest common denominator, yet think they’ve won over x.
… is so repulsive they have have been un-endorsed by NAMBLA.
…is so lacking in grace that Chevy Chase has been called out of retirement.
the McCain/Palin campaign is so desperate, they have Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, and Marcia Cross on speed dial.
the McCain/Palin campaign is so misled, they think climate change is real!
…is so unfunny, they are like an infinite loop if “Why is Greenland called Greenland” jokes, yet their climate policy is designed to render such jokes inaccurate, which renders their campaign so ironic that their campain is so unfunny they are like an infinite loop if “Why is Greenland called Greenland” jokes.
…is missing more screws that the word plumber is missing the letter “b” on the internet.
… is trying so hard to be different from Bush/Cheney that they are actively forgetting Poland.
… has a rhetorical strategy that blows up so often it’s been recalled by Ford.
… taunted Happy Fun Ball.
… is so empty of content, the Eridanus Supervoid is envious.
…is so craven, people shoot bears in the head.
is so erratic, it keeps breaking the automated external defibrillators.
…is so out of touch, they are being sued for copyright infringement by Hall and Oates
is so fishy, it thinks that cod wear capes.
is so tangy, it’s an honorary hesperide.
…is so misleading I followed their chocolate cookie recipe and ended up with broccoli
Wow, fulsome did NOT bring it that time. That’s embarrassingly bad. He now owes us a Song of the Day.
…is so misleading that lemmings stop and think “dude, I’m not so sure about this.”
He’s got a swell gravatar though.
… is so atonal, their Song of The Day was a John Cage composition.
…is so ugly, they have been digitally added to Freaks, and their new campaign slogan is “Gabba Gabba Hey, we accept you, one of us.”
…is so misleading that lemmings stop and think “dude, that doesn’t seem like such a good idea.”
sure, the spam catcher doesn’t snag me when I forget to change my name…
Snag runs teh spam catcher??!!!
Spam, moose, errant rodents, miscellaneous waterfowl….
whatever he catches, Snag throws ‘em all in the V8 maker. Including cookie comments. T
Powered, interestingly enough, by an actual V-8..
Ooops! I could have had 1 3Bulls V8!
Nice dog!!!