Snag, from Befouled, in comments, at Republic of Dogs, at our request, in response to a giant block of tweedy balsa wood, as called out by Kevin William Baker, gives us:
Ivy Leaguer, eager beaver, apologist for the Man
Scruffy beard, pallor’s weird, his delusions are so grand
Blogerina, I know I’ve seen ya with your head stuck in the sand
And now he’s posting, always boasting, status quo is in his handModerate on his cot
In the basement of his mom
Typing fast he just laughs
And makes lists of who we should bombPhilosopher, he does infer
From a false analogy
Justifying without crying
His flawed mentalityBut oh how it feels unreal
Writing words that are so absurd
Oh my God you are pretentious
You must have dementia, dementiaShut your piehole tiny wanker
How could you be so obtuse?
I’ll shoot myself if you don’t stop
Or stick my head into a nooseIvy Leaguer, eager beaver, apologist for the Man
Scruffy beard, pallor’s weird, his delusions are so grand
Blogerina, I know I’ve seen ya with your head stuck in the sand
And now he’s posting, always boasting, status quo is in his hand
Snag is a precious resource who should be showered with bourbon.
Wow, a brazen attack on a nominal ally.
What worth has a nominal ally, when compared to a work of genius?
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Heavy on the “nominal”, light on the “ally”. It’s not like this is the first time he’s ever been caught being a dick, and now that he’s being paid the Center for American Progress (!!!) to make charts about the price of soda in the vending machines down the hall and drop little references to his Ivy League education, I feel fully empowered to rip into him.
And the whole thing was my idea! Can’t someone sprinkle a little bourbon on me?
MattY is the reason I started shaving on a regular basis.
True story.
Also, this should be declared International Friendship Through Bourbon Day. That way everyone can be showered in brown, sticky love.
Better Living Through Bourbon, that’s my motto. I’ve got lots of mottos, actually. A Friend With Bourbon Is A Friend Indeed. A Drink In Time Saves Nine.
It looks like Sadly, No! has elected Pinko president.
That was my first thought when I saw the post, too, Mandos.
And isn’t it about time, really?
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K- it was kind of a collaborative dealio, no?
I have decided to knight everybody with my new royal powers. I will also have some people jailed. Sorry, Loadberg.
It is time to joust!
I’m happy remaining a mere serf, your Overlardship.
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Umm, Presidents don’t do Knights.
I mean, you might DO a knight, but a President doesn’t MAKE a knight, if you see what I mean.
Appointing Ministers and Functionaries, of course. How much to donate for the Ministry of Hemp?
Jousting is right out.
How much to donate for the Ministry of Hemp?
How much ya got?
I forget, man….