I thought that him being caught near “Nobbys Beach” was the best part, until I got to this:
“A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.”
It would have been even better if they had gone off like this:
“A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. The Parson Russell Terrier was recognized by the UK Kennel Club in 1990, followed by Australia and FCI countries, then American Kennel Club in 2001, as Parson Jack Russell Terrier and then in the USA as the Jack Russell Terrier, Because the name Parson Jack Russell was registered in the USA by a person who did not wish to relenquish their trade mark, the Kennel Clubs of the world had to “re-badge” the PJRT to PRT to accommodate this problem. So now the taller type of Russell is a Parson Russell (over 12″) and the shorter version is a Jack Russell (10-12″).”
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Velvet spider money! In red velvety tack suits for HNT!
Track suits. How mortifying.
And of course a scrolly title announcing a certain awareness of all internet traditions.
LOL!
Thanks Pinko!
I believe they are actually tack suits
I believe they are actually tack suits
The inseams on those are brutal.
Halp!
I’m being censored by Sadly, Slow!
And during an important topic of conversation, too.
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you’re being so censored they won’t even let you link to them!!
I refer TO THIS (of course), Kathleen!
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I thought that him being caught near “Nobbys Beach” was the best part, until I got to this:
“A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.”
It would have been even better if they had gone off like this:
“A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. The Parson Russell Terrier was recognized by the UK Kennel Club in 1990, followed by Australia and FCI countries, then American Kennel Club in 2001, as Parson Jack Russell Terrier and then in the USA as the Jack Russell Terrier, Because the name Parson Jack Russell was registered in the USA by a person who did not wish to relenquish their trade mark, the Kennel Clubs of the world had to “re-badge” the PJRT to PRT to accommodate this problem. So now the taller type of Russell is a Parson Russell (over 12″) and the shorter version is a Jack Russell (10-12″).”
I’m being censored by Sadly, Slow!
you probably shouldn’t be hanging out there anyway. 3Bulls is much more wholesome and trustworthy.
except when they’re posting pictures of buttcrack, that is. Which seems to be happening with disturbingly greater frequency.
Is anyone else getting a new idea for spider money?
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