Serving Suggestions

Emuvosis got you down?

Plant his orchids in Trader Joes Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt. Julienne for a delightful salad.

Cobloggers refuse to post?

Taunt them with Trader Joes Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt.

Budgetary issues?

Blow savings on Trader Joes Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt, then sail into bankruptcy on a raft of pure flavor.

Are you and insidious ubervillain troubled by a pesky superspy?

Use Trader Joes Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt to trick suave double-o into a shark filled pool dip. James Bond would have ended with Dr. No My God They’re So Good I’m Going to Jump in This Shark Pool.

10 Responses to “Serving Suggestions”


  • Trader Joe’s Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt are so miraculously good that I think baby Jesus pooped them.

  • Almost makes me wish we had them up in Canuckistan.

    Cobloggers refuse to post?

    BLAH BLAH

    There is a post in the draft queue.

    Of my MIND.

  • *sigh* lots of things have got me down.

    But your cob loggers need better cobs, maybe they might log them more often. Or maybe your cobs needs better loggers.

  • The Uncanny Canadian

    Why do I live in the parallel universe which doesn’t have the TJ’s almonds? Maybe it has to do with my cob ….

  • I got busted for opening them in the parking lot. I was told that we’re not buying more to serve our Thanksgiving guests if I eat them all because they are about a dollar an almond. Sorry, fulsome.

    Trader Joes Marcona Almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt are so good Barack Obama stole his “Hope” and “Yes We Can” rhetoric from the angelic music of their almondy farts.

  • You are dead to me for mocking me with San Antonio’s tragic lack of a Trader Joe’s.

    DEAD.

    TO.

    ME.

  • Pinko- Grizzled and I nearly wolfed the whole package in between leaving Trader Joe’s and stopping to fill the gas tank. You can eat the whole pack in the time it takes to fill up a 15 gallon tank… the almonds were more expensive than the gas.

  • these almonds are the Neti Pot of the nut world. You’ve never heard of them and suddenly everyone in the freaking world is talking about them.

  • Kathleen- that was even higher quality than is readily apparent, as at least I had to Goog the neti. I bow to you as I would to a Trader Joes Marcona almonds with Rosemary and Sea Salt.

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