It is normally the province of the ombudspants* to hear the pleas of the commentariat, but given our esteemed leader’s enniu, we present some red meat to him: our respected colleagues at Whiskey Fire have seen fit to throw down against the Somerby.
This will not, I fear, end well.
However, we encourage Mr. Pinko to examine the situation in an even-handed fashion, before smiting appropriately.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled agonizing.
*We also note that use of the noun “pants” is in this case discriminatory towards non-bifurcated organisms of various species. We welcome alternative classifications in comments.