Rick Warren and Chuckie Buckets goatees have never been seen together, because they are the same. Unfortunately, the goatee chupacabra is only a figment newton.
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Perhaps the goatee chupacabra is an exceptionally crafty cryptid.
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Half-asswang.
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Rick Warren and Chuckie Buckets goatees have never been seen together, because they are the same.
Only BG knows for sure…
I saw Rick Warren on some show this morning and I instantly thought how much he looked like Chuckie Buckets!!!!!!!!
Did you lean over and tell Chuckie Buckets that??
BG: Chuckie, wake up honey.
CB: What?
BG: You know, you kinda look like Rick Warren.
CB: Do you want me to put a collar on next time?
BG: No, I have a different collar in mind…
BG: Chuckie, have you seen my shoes?
CB: What kind of shoes are they?
BG: They’re black pumps.
CB: Here they are.
BG: You found them AND knew what kind of shoes I was talking about? You’re so dreamy!
LOL!!!
From BG’s journal:
There once was a dreamboat named Chuckie
When he’d look out at me from the TV, life was ducky.
He had a impish hair and a stud muffin stare…
And oh, how I wanted to get lucky!
Out of respect to BG, I refuse to rhyme anything with “bucket”…
AGGRESSIVE!
Nantucket?
LOL!
Ok. Back to the video project, you cobags!
You will rue the day!
ooo, BG will have Cookie Retribution!!!
…it will be DELICIOUS. If you like bright green food.
BG makes sink lettuce cookies?
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thunderpants, you don’t want to know.
wait this means green playdoh is made of ….. PEOPLE!
We at the Citrus Fashion Association are pleased to note that Mr. Punko is capable of admitting that such a thing as a “goatee chupacabra” would be so absurd as to be a “figment newton”, Mr. Punko’s “droll” way of suggesting that it is purely imaginary. We eagerly await a further return to sense in the form of an admission that this assessment equally applies to the entity he calls a “Grapefruit Chupacabra”.