There was indeed a Mandos/plover summit yesterday. It went well, except that he kept glancing nervously at a satsuma perched watchfully on the counter.
Update: There’s now a transcript below the fold since since the voices are so hard to understand.
A: Oh!
B: Grrr!
A: Who are you?
B: I am a grapefruit chupacabra. Grrr!
A: Ok. Well. Grrr, to you too then.
B: You do not seem very frightened of me.
A: Well, according to the Citrus Fashion Association, you don’t exist. Plus, you are a cuddly teddy bear dog thing. You don’t look anything like a mangy half-starved coyote.
B: When I am rabid, I appear more cute. It’s a curse.
B: Hey, you look a lot like me. Maybe you are a chupacabra also?
A: You’re not very good at playing up the “mythical” angle, are you?
B: Oo. Grrr.
The veritable orange in the orchard gambit. Smart. Very smart.
I am unmoved, and draping myself in citrus fruit as I write(it’s actually kind of difficult). There will be blood! Oranges.
I don’t know what to do. I have just purchased a lovely grapefruit bowler. I had hoped to tip my hat to passersby, not lose my head.
What kind of pins do you use when you bowl grapefruit?
Bananas.
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Please. This is wrong. Very wrong. I have kids. Why go down this path?
Please. This is wrong. Very wrong. I have kids. Why go down this path?
The path that is chosen is the chosen path.
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I’m on a path?
Some call it a path…
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The road to hell is lined with cuddly grapefruit chupacabras?
That might explain a lot, actually…
Gone? I can’t see it anymore. And just when I was going to double-check it for the tell-tale presence of track suits and porn staches.
Maybe it is the dreaded chupapabra.
What do you do/
when your kid is on/
CRACK?
A taste for the Meth/
and a trunkful of/
SMACK?
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
So he bought an orange grove,
Then fled yelling – Oh Noes!
For he saw the grapefruit chup’cabra
Q. What’s a grapefruit chupacabra’s favorite movie?
A. Pulp Fiction.
Q. What does a grapefruit chupacabra’s favorite exhibit at the zoo?
A. The orangeutans.
We see that plover has decided to join Pinko Punko’s crusade against truth. However, we will say that if there were such a thing as a grapefruit chupacabra—and implausible and unscientific concept indeed—it would indeed be very cute and cuddly. In the unlikely event that you step into an alternate world where Pinko Punko’s lies are truth and actually see such an odd being as a grapefruit chupacabra. we hungrily heartily endorse embracing and cuddling with it. After that, you would never see greater affection!
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
If I ever see a Grapefruit Chupa I promise I will give it such a squeeze.
Did someone say grapefruit suckers?
Heh, those are like nicorette for Grapefruit Chupacabra.
You know what I just noticed? Grapefruit Chupacabra and Geenie Cola have the same initials. SCARY!!!!!!!!
Also, I have never seen Geenie Cola and Grapefruit Chupacabra at the same time. Also, Geenie Cola has been in the vicinity of more than one attack. Can we get an official denial?
Can we get an official denial?
Apparently not.
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Still. Waiting.
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