Episode 2: S Is For Skittles
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
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Where’s Smokey Dog? C-skits are the devil’s currency.
why does he have cheerios glued to his chest?
OK, this one just kills. The mustache line at the end totally sealed the deal.
why does he have cheerios glued to his chest?
I thought they were Cheetos.
At this rate of improvement, Skynet will become self-aware in a few weeks.
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OMG, that is hilarious. Where does one dispose of chocolate skittles? Yuck-o Mountain?
I just discovered that one of the backgrounds for xtranorm is a solid green that can be used to chromakey these little fellas into another video. Right now I’ve got one of them “interviewing” Glenn Beck. Would a “Take Five” joke be too meta?
This will surely win a Nobel Peace Prize for Literature. Also an Oscar, a Pulitzer, and a Congressional Medal of Honor would not be too much.
LOL @ “I think we are too late.”
I am laughing so hard. Somehow, I think the alien subplot wasn’t truly a decoy.
MGT is back? I’ve missed it!
Clif- a Take Five joke would be the most wonderfullest joke on the entire planet.
UC, are you trying to say you’ve woken up with a scar from an appendectomy you don’t remember having?
Clif: Lambasting Glenn Beck with a Take 5 has been approved by 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed.
Take 5 bars and Glenn Beck, two great tastes that … wait, I don’t like where that is going…
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Also, I feel there should be a popular uprising with the aim of getting more MGT. How could the shadowy forces behind MGT pass up J-Go and K-Lo mooning over each other?
How could the shadowy forces behind MGT pass up J-Go and K-Lo mooning over each other?
I know the shallowy forces that have only read MGT could not.
How could the shadowy forces behind MGT pass up J-Go and K-Lo mooning
overeach other?Because they both, mercifully, remain in shadow.
I have discovered a new word: Pecksniffian! It’s as good as “flagitious”, except dirtier-sounding.
I decided to use those words in an xtranormal video
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090430140524635
I think I remember that street corner….
Am I the only person in the world that thinks that the interesting thing is that K Lo admits she and Jonah used to hate each other, not the made up stuff about them being hot and heavy? Besides, in canonical MGT, the K. Lo character has the hots for Hindy, who only has the hots for corn dogs, as it were.
Can we do one where I am just losing my shit to Condi Rice’s recent comments?
Like just put her in there saying her BS and have me just having my mind blown.
“do your homework”
INSANE
You mean, these?
By the way, *BOOP*.
Mandos
May 1, 2009 at 7:26 am
By the way, *BOOP*.
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Terrific, Mandos.
But how to explain this:
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Syd B | 05.01.09 – 9:21 pm |
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Almost good.
Left out “I shan’t return”, so we’re going to have to subtract some points from the score.
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I sense a Bullsian hand. PUblic’s demand for bacon vodka will soon be satisfied
Our reach is long and filled with nitrites!
OK, you have all become boring. Be more interesting! Otherwise I will have to do real work!
Poor Mandos.
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ENTERTAIN ME NOOWWWW!
There’s always something going on at the Haus of Sad, Mandos.
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I know, but then I get into protracted fights with HTML Mencken, which is odd because he’s the Sadlier who makes me nod in agreement the most…
S,N! is becoming more 3Bz!(esian) all the time:
Pere Ubu said,
May 3, 2009 at 21:21
You know of course that they’ve mathematically proved that any string-like entity will inevitable become tangled. Thongs count as strings, don’t they?
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
May 3, 2009 at 21:23
Thongs count as strings, don’t they?
I’m going to have to ponder this, and get back to you. My answer is a definite maybe, for now.
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N__B said,
May 3, 2009 at 21:23
You know of course that they’ve mathematically proved that any string-like entity will inevitable become tangled. Thongs count as strings, don’t they?
Yup. Science has proven that thongs will get tangled. But bunched? That requires more material.
I believe, however, that such strings would be detectable, according to the Sisqo theorem.
The Hisenbutt uncertainty principle states that you can know that you are wearing a thong, but at any given moment, you can only be sure that it is someplace uncomfortable.
the Pythongorean Theorum
The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the thong (c).
Pinko Punko, International Investigator > Chinatown
This is like the gangster movies my mom used to take me and my siblings to when we were little.
Little Caesar, The Public Enemy, High Sierra, and Pinko Punko, International Investigator (2).
They just get better and better with each reviewing.
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