Warning: If Pandora tries to make me listen to Coldplay one more time, I am going to punch Pandora in the face.
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Ombudswagon is Blue Girl?
Shouldn’t Ombudswagon instead try some backchannel contacts through Pandora’s ombuds?
Where are the ombuds standards???
Pandora’s ombud is a total cobag. It becomes unclear how to proceed. I fear the entire ombud system is threatened.
Since this now the thread for complaints, I need to register my disgust with how this ombudslog looks with IE.
Also, I need to log a complaint that I am currently forced to use IE — at least until I determine how to effectively bribe the IT guy.
Cobagz for everyone!
Where are the ombuds standards???
HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Good one.
The problem with Pandora is if you punch it in the face, it plays more Coldplay.
where are the Standard Ombuds?
is your “don’t play this song for a month” button disabled?
You do realize that Coldplay is oppressed by you in much the same way as House Republicans are oppressed by Democrats?
Maybe Coldplay is trying to say “Fix You” to healthcare. That would actually be OK.
Coldplay was let out when Pandora’s Box was opened.
My “if you play Coldplay I will punch you in the face” button was broken.
My “if you play Coldplay I will punch you in the face” button was broken.
I’m sure Mr. Punko will promptly address this problem.
Improper talk can be karmically unwholesome.
Pay no attention to the faults of others, things done or left undone by others. Consider only what by oneself is done or left undone.
The Ombuddha makes me angry, very angry indeed.
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
You naughty earth specimens!
We are the same as plants, as trees, as other people, as the rain that falls. We consist of that which is around us, we are the same as everything.
This insignificant planetoid has been found guilty of crimes against the universe!
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration!!
They are not following dharma who resort to violence to achieve their purpose. But those who lead others through nonviolent means, knowing right and wrong, may be called guardians of the dharma.
Oh – ah, I’m going to blow it up!
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom??!!!!
Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
Oh drat these computers, they’re so naughty and so complex. I could *pinch* them!!!
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Gee wiz, that silly place irritates me so!
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
FIGHTCLUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Ok then. But do you have any food??
On life’s journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a pup lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
You’re kidding right about the norishments? Because that’s just sick!
‘Cause if I had to choose between a squished french fry on the sidewalk or going to church I’m going for the squished fry every time unless they have those delicious wafers in Church. Mmmm…body of Christ!
WTF!!!???!??!?!
Gee I hope Pope Ombenedict XVI doesn’t find out about this thread.
We consist of that which is around us, we are the same as everything.
Okay then I am going to punch myself in the face if Pandora plays Coldplay again.
What would Kitty Kattwood do?
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There would be some broken Eggs Ombsbenedict if Ratzi dropped the hammer on PupH.
I love Ombuddha.
sure. One visit by an imposter, spouting incoherent truthy-sounding platitudes, and the preceding Ombudslegions are discarded like a smecky tube sock.
3Bullz is heartless and fickle.
Blow ‘em up, Marvin. Blow em ALL up.
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
In the immortal words of the Ombudspotent, you can bite my crank.
‘He insulted me, he cheated me, he beat me, he robbed me’ — those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
“Where Zen ends, ass-kicking begins”
this post is the Chik-Fil-A on the Eightfold Path.
It is clear that 3B’s ombudsmen are nothing if not rife with steroid abuse!
Is it time for an OmbudsEthicsPanel, if not an OmbudsKangarooCourt?
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I believe that would be an OmbudsEmuCourt.
Speaking of OmbudspersonEmu
She describes Koppel’s standard as “clear enough” — and it is. So why doesn’t NPR use that standard? Because — she argues — “the word torture is loaded with political and social implications for several reasons, including the fact that torture is illegal under U.S. law and international treaties the United States has signed.”
See that? Torture is illegal, and therefore we didn’t do it.
Q.E.D., and such as.
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