Listen gang, SC Gov Mark Sanford needs our help. I propose we dig the hole deeper than he does, so when the facts come out he’ll look relatively good.
I’ll start:
Mark Sanford went to Argentina to ____________
Examples:
“obtain a gay abortion for his imaginary plushie carrot lover, with Charlie Crist.”
I was saying earlier this morning that I think “hiking the Appalachian Trail” means something entirely different in Argentina… perhaps similar to pulling a train or some such thing.
….to track down the Grapefruit Chupacabra.
Which was in a South American Bordello, oddly enough.
Sitting on a big pile of burning ganja.
I had always imagined peyote, myself.
Great guys. We missed our window. He spilled the beenie weenies at the presser.
Unless he’s covering up something ELSE. We have more work to do. Please continue.
Of course everyone was nude at the time, except the the Gov. happens to be a never-nude.
I think he went down to Argentina to have his willy removed since he can’t control it!
Or to have his pants surgically attached.
Any bets on who the “dear, dear friend” is?? Male? Female? Human? Rush Limbaugh?
he went to Argentina to have an affair with his dear, dear friend Larry Craig.
to get away from Yosef?
This is no story to be treated lightly. As I commented to Pinko just a few days ago (pre-scandal), Sanford is one of the few 2012 potential GOP nominees who might be acceptable to both the Sarah Palin mouth-breathers like Nutter and the Ron Paul crazies such as myself.
With his fall from grace, it’s doubtful that the Nutter and Randroid wings of the GOP can be re-united. Sad.
A dark dark day.
indeed I shed a tiny individual tear, which was not being productive anyways.
You have secreted parasitic moisture!
Great guys. We missed our window. He spilled the beenie weenies at the presser.
Unless he’s covering up something ELSE.
Beans were spilled pretty quickly, eh?
Seems to me the beans we
seehave been shown may not be the true beans, is all I’m saying.Nudge, nudge, etc.
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These are not the beans you’re looking for.
Mark Sanford went to Argentina to surrender.
Mark Sanford shouldn’t act so surprised, he wasn’t on a mercy mission to Argentina (this time).
the more Mark Sanford tightens his grip, the more Argentina slips through his fingers
I dropped the previous Tarkin awesome to that somewhere earlier in the week, but I simply can’t remember why.
Watch out for Mark Sanford…
It’s a trap!
did mark sanford go to argentina because he heard the peron shoe collection was on sale?
A Jedi Knight? Jeez, Mark Sanford’s out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!