EXCERPT FROM THE COBA CODE OF CONDUCT

Section 4, paragraph 4, subparagraph q:

No ombudsman may use a pseudonym to perform his duties as an ombudsman, with the following exception for neutrality among ombudsmen: members of the COBA Coordinating Convention, and those properly accredited by its affiliate organizations (see Appendix M).

Section 1125, paragraph -2, subparagraph j:

No ombudsman who has started his work with a publication anonymously or using a pseudonym may reveal or alter his present identity.

Section 1125, paragraph -2, subparagraph k:

No ombudsman, insofar as he is aware of another pseudonymous ombudsman’s real identity or other pseudonym, may reveal any such name to non-ombudsmen.

Glossary excerpt:

Ombudsman: Sacred name of a sacred profession, referring back to the mythological role of Zardunoz the Unknown Beloved of Isis…mystical cherry pies…neutrality; considered generic term for all who fill such role, whether male, female, in other states of living, or belonging to other species.  We consider ombudsman to be a gender-neutral term, like fireman.

Appendix M (in its entirety):

The Canadian Curling Association

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