Mandatory seat belt laws coupled with Ron Paul Book’s lack of, I was going to say spine, but that would be wrong, lack of impetus shall we say reveal a sadly curtailed freedom and a lack of hurtling through windshields as the Big Texas Cinnamon Bun in the sky intended. The tyrannical death tax and Government regulation, both in helmet laws and in the illegality of organ sales, are the only things preventing Ron Paul Book from doing circus tricks on a motorbike, for wealth creation and retention within the Paul family. Also lack of hands, organs, heirs. The market weeps.
that was awesome!!
except when I was reading it out loud to C I said the last part as “Also lack of hands comma organs comma hairs”. Thanks for putting in that little anti-Kathleen land mine Pinko!!!
If we would just let the free market work unfettered, I am sure we’d see growth in the stunt-bikes-for-books market. But when you embrace socialism, those kinds of dreams are crushed by the government and “common sense.”
Also, my pet coelacanth is ineligible for health care. When will the markets correct this?
is Ron Paul Book comfortable being forcibly restrained so close to a fluffy pink blanket? If only an unfettered free market could correct this.
Also, my pet coelacanth is ineligible for health care.
Cloaca removal is covered, but I believe that is for nefarious purposes.
I think Laura Bush is stealing my identity.
Or is that nefarious porpoises?
You’re correct. It was the latter.
You can steal my identity, but you will never get my fairy unicorn icon.
Oh yeah?
Uh oh.
fish and lump, get a frickin room.
Or a fish bowl.
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I don’t know what cracks me up more…
as the Big Texas Cinnamon Bun in the sky intended
or…
The market weeps.
I think I should let the market decide.
is that jackheel spiked?
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