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“The Mad Cow!” brand hamburger
Think Pink 39pc Big Momma Tool Box?
The Ford Probe might as well have been called the Ford Penis.
Barf Detergent?
Perhaps even worse the Pink Box Tool Bag.
Old Yeller..is made out of….Old Yeller!
So did you buy it, P.P.?
And if so, how was it received by the household/pets/dogpersons?
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I’m not feeding the boys Old Yeller! Maybe it would keep them young, though.
What else could Disney come out with? Uncle Remus Something Offensive?
Marly and Meatballs.
Marmadukalade
Mrs. Garfield Cookies
Marley and Meatballs had me wiping tears for a good three minutes.
Milo and Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. They lead all foodservice cookie dough in converting brand-aware consumers to loyal buyers…..with cuteness!!!
Lassie’s Fare. Just leave it alone and the dog will take care of it herself.
Lassie’s Fare.
LOL!!
Sea Biscuits: Training Biscuits for Horses
Sea Biscuits: Training Biscuits from Horses
Fixed.
Ah yes… that’s better.
Barbar-O’s
is Barbar-O’s made from horses or elephants?
I was thinking horses, but after typing it had thought of delicate French elephants as well. Those might be Babar-O’s.
This brought a tear to my eye. I always wondered what happened to Old Yeller after he got shot.
Heinz 57 Sauce.
McSweeney’s Jerky. It’s meta for your mouth!
Bird seed.
I had hoped it was the old yeller Lou Dobbs.
is Barbar-O’s made from horses or elephants?
Cimmerians
Little Black Sambo’s Restaurants?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo%27s
I had forgotten about the Sambo’s.
Also, Coon Chicken Inn.
On the Disney thing: Baloo-ga Caviar.
CLIFford Bars?
Make way for foie gras
Mickey Mousse
CLIFford Bars?
Black Beauty Glue.
zrm, i had that one in mind too. That and “Black Beauty Jell-O”
Puss-in-Fruits Roll-Ups