Clip Art Mysteries

I had to take some mandated workplace training today via the interwebs. It dealt with workplace harassment. Let’s take a look:

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This was supposed to illustrate age discrimination. I think they mixed it up with a treatise on plastic surgery and porn addiction, alternatively the Ted Haggard look.

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This was helpful illustrating termination. I think in this example the person was rightfully terminated due to poor job performance. I hope he doesn’t have a conceal and carry, because that would be more than a condiment massacre. Welcome to Big Texas Honey Bun!

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This panel left me hanging. I sort of wanted her to turn into She Hulk and pull his arms off.

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This fellow was engaged in sexual harassment because he was dry humping his coworkers terminal. Ironic twist, he got Vista on his dongle.

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Calling the cops is the apparently the appropriate behavior in response to homeless guys trying out their stand up acts in the workplace.

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It is not clear to my why Dan Rather is thoughtfully considering workplace hiring and behavioral policies.

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