Ways in Which the Internet Sucks. Not surprisingly it finds a way to include Jake Tapper, who we simply and cruelly wound by the mere fact of mentioning him in the negative light he so sadly deserves.
We’ve been waiting for just this moment to present some CNN.com screen caps from this week.
A)
If only the confused bisexual lesbians could make up their minds, we’d be able to finally conquer this health care debate and make it to Mars. Global warming sadly, is linked to bi-racial men who can’t decide what flavor slurpee they want, and seems intractable.
B)
Blarp. Psssssssssssss. *Deflate* POP, Whirrrrr. Sigh.
Bisexual lesbian brides in runaway balloons! Newsy!
I take it CNN is hoping the rare parrots go extinct.
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“Nitwits nitpick titpic.”
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Meghan McCain is dating a Columbian narcoleptic?
I think I am bi-lesbian.
love in a narco’s golden parrot cage?
What about male bisexuals?
As always, the crap goes one way, which I believe is the point of IBTP.
I hate being the recipient of patriarchal privilege, I do.
What about male bisexuals?
Heeeelllllooooooo!!!!! Bi-lesbian here.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bisexual.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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the zombie is becoming his own dick joke.
You should be happy your cob logger doesn’t visit over here anymore…
Yeah, well if I worried about offending AG, she wouldn’t be Living At The Empire….
Funny, that.
Apparently you don’t worry about offending anyone…
i think that comes with eating and digesting so many brainz
A man without a woman is like a woman without a Hitachi Magic Wand.
Hitachi Magic Wand
I thought George Foreman made those…