Including lack of updating!
We post, both out of spite and pity, and also to draw your attention to the always-welcome resurrection of several old threads by spammers, lurkers, and the occasional real commenter. To wit:
1. The “Consumerist sent their readers to the wrong page” update is now awash in Italian.
2. The Twitter post. A valid question raised by a sudden reader: should the blog tweet? Would it be any more substantive? Would it count as updating to 3Bulls!? More importantly, why has Citrus Lover protected his/her/its/citruline entity’s tweets?
3. More recently, the obligatory “slamming Emuvosis and devolving into puns” thread, which is our latest update from a respectable ten days past. What, no Capy Berra?
4. This. My esteemed colleague notes:
Mendacious D: Good Morning, H8ers!
Class: Good Morning, Teacher!
We would dispute this, but would lose. “Free falling” is a song I love to despise, and ironically (or perhaps not!) it is this awfulness that makes the mashup good. We can only add:
Any other business?
20 comments in a SOTD thread. Deserves SOME kind of Award. Maybe a little bronze Zardoz head.
Also, fish has been negating me.
No I’m not.
If fish is negating, is that the anti-ZRM? Or is ZRM the anti-fish?
I may need to request intervention from a non-judgemental Ombuds. One who disagrees with my computer about the proper spelling of judgemental.
Or maybe we just need to take this directly to the CCA. Or a moose. Or one of Snag and Jennifer’s coffee cups.
I’m not sure I’m making sense here. I’m also not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.
New 3B! rule: all prizes now in doodle money.
Is it supposed to be spelled “h8ers” or “h8terz”?
This is important!
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Thunderpants, the 8 supplies the t, but yes a Z would be more appropriate.
Thunderpants, the 8 supplies the t, but yes a Z would be more appropriate.
But the question of Z could be complicated.
H8erZ?
H8orZ?
H80rZ?
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I would suggest H8ó?? to be more properly 3bullsian.
We protected our tweets in order for the Citrus Fashion Association to achieve maximum compliance with HIPAA.
I hate the extra e in judgmental! So there!
And… fish negates everyone, ZRM. It’s his way. He’s contrary.
Perhaps Christopher Walken would do a guest post on 3B’s. It could happen!
He’d be my weapon of choice for a guest dance.
I bet fish doesn’t negate Celine. Especially when she’s rockin the white leather and an AC/DC song.
Say, you don’t think there’s an opportunity to slash the Zardoz red diaper and Celine’s AC/DC white leather?
Say, you don’t think there’s an opportunity to slash the Zardoz red diaper and Celine’s AC/DC white leather?
Shhhh!!!!! Patience!!!
I suspect Citrus Lover’s tweets are protected so as to avoid followers commenting on CL’s exposed grapefruits.
And… fish negates everyone, ZRM. It’s his way. He’s contrary.
I am not.
Look, I came here for an argument.
This is getting NOMMED in the head lessons.
I would suggest H8ó?? to be more properly 3bullsian.
Or H∞ó?? if you want to be lazy about it.
It also has the advantage of working forever.
I have nothing to add to this thread, but the poetry comments in other locations are intimidating me too much.
So, bacon.
I heard there waz doodle monies here?
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There Waz.
Went to pay the Take Five bill.
Give ten, take five.
So here we are.
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Take pretzels, caramel, peanuts and peanut butter, cover it all with Dave Brubeck and what do you get? The Take Five bar!
Except that Take Five bar only comes in white chocolate.
Everything old is new again, except this post.
Everything old is new again, except this post.
And if there’s one thing fish knows, it’s old posts…
FYI Pinko- I just got UPS notification that your package has been delivered to the front door… Don’t know if you have a storm door/screen door… it could be in between them… or it’s in the wide open and getting soaked and ruined!!
Wait, isn’t that a fridge note?
Is this the right thread for that?
Oops…
HELP THE HIPAA HIPPO IS AFTER ME
It appears one must be HIPAA to be square.
I guess there was no way to DoJ that pun. Curses, FOIAled again!
OSHA it. These puns are terrible.
These puns are USA PATRIOTic. I Kelo me.