Impending new baby- very, very much feel like it will be this week, possibly Friday. Pitchfork Cobaggery Watch and Ombudsmanry in posts below, Seitz gives Pitchfork a loaded gun at Song of the Day, and GC stabs me in the back at Celebrity Dream Cameo, featuring real life celebrity readers of this web log.
The Daily Howler
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- SILLY SEASON: Killing the pig in a shark attack! June 19, 2013
Sadly, No! Batphone
- Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? June 15, 2013
- Happy Father’s Day (in SadlyTime) June 15, 2013
Saying Yes
- Heed the Orb!!! May 13, 2013
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
- On The Water June 13, 2013
Really Small Fish
- Jack Crow January 8, 2013
The Hollow Man (teh l4m3)
- UPDATE: The Manzanita June 18, 2013
This blog is full of beef! As in content!
Can we all handle the truth?
P.S. P.P. December 25, baby!
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Goob couldn’t possibly be so gauche as to be born right in the middle of Pitchfork Cobaggery Fleet Week (when bluebirds poop on musical farm implements in formation).
If he/she/it/bird does do this, I recommend a talking-to by the ombudsmultitool and withholding of bacon privileges.
GC, one suspects, may feel differently at this point.
Happy impending new baby, eve!!!!
I’m changing my guess date to Friday!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!
Like the caption for a poster picturing a cute kitty clinging to a branch, hang in there!
7 points to Friday!!
If he/she/it/bird does do this, I recommend a talking-to by the ombudsmultitool and withholding of bacon privileges.
I object on humanitarian grounds.
No entity who desires it should be deprived of bacon. It’s a basic right.
Mendacious- I love bacon as much as the next chump, but I also don’t want to have to see a factory pig farm, so I want to fly under the radar on this one (heh), so I’m going to pretend that bacon isn’t special in any way, and encourage the Goob to come to he/she/it/bird’s own conclusions. Then we can do the thing where I find Goobie with bacon and say “where did you find out about this”- Goobie: “I learned it from watching you!”
Wow. Public service announcement flashbacks.
This is your stomach.
This is your stomach on bacon.