Futurepants Autopost McGoo
Right about…now?
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UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:14 pm, 7 lbs 8 oz, baby girl, web log name but not real one yet, will be slammed for pseudonymous commenting!
Added by plover:
Did I hear someone say “I love it when a plan comes together”?
WOOT!!!!
SQUEEEEE!!!!
and all the other fawning excitable words.
Congrats to the family, newly expanded. It’s The Beginning of The Great Adventure, Lou said.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!
Big hug and smoochies for all 3 of you from me, Grizzled, and the lamblets.
Smalltime beef is at once Baby of the Day, Delicious or Scrumptious, and Celebrity Goobie Cameo.
Mandos with the baby pool win. Expect your prize between now and eternity.
Also:
She’s beautiful.
Best looking newborn I ever seen
actually, zombies win the baby pool by not entering, double-reverse-jinx for ever style, not backsies, I totally meant to do that.
I am really excited for the new residents, and newest residnet, of Cloverhill Big Texas Honeybun. They don’t deserve you.
plus, I am totally jazzed to see that blogging about it took obvious priority.
Best looking newborn I ever seen
That’s a head that did not have to travel through the birth canal… just sayin’…
actually, zombies win the baby pool by not entering, double-reverse-jinx for ever style, not backsies, I totally meant to do that.
fish already stole that strategy from you…
That’s a head that did not have to travel through the birth canal
yep, LOL.
OMG, I am horribly offended by this indecent picture of an underage person.
Oh, wait, sorry, wrong thread.
Congrats, homie/homette
Way to go, happy P.P., G.C., and StB!!!!
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Goob!
Ye made it!
Welcome to the human race!
We’re a mess!
Hah! Ye’ll like it anyway!
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Congratulations, you three (3(!)) !!
Would Miss Legume sans Muffin de Chunder like her mullet now?
AWESOME! That song is on on Volume 1 of Seitz’s Best of 2009 CD!
Oh, and congratulations. Cute kid.
Jennifer said to come here and congratulate you.
For some reason a line from Eraserhead comes to mind — “Well it looks like a baby.”
Can’t think of an appropriate woodcut right now — BRB.
I love how Snackcake Dictator puns gets hundreds of comments and a Facebook industry and this content Pinko has been working on for years gets some back slaps and hey hos. HILARUOUSJF!@#$
Now 3 bulls makes sense. Except it is really one bull and two cows. Hey wait. Did I just call GC a cow?
Um, BRB.
Congrats GC. PP gets nothing.
Beautiful. Funny how she kind of looks like Capt. Trollypants. I am sure it is just a coincidence.
Please post placenta print over @ Saying Yes.
We are going to need a new t-shirt.
Rock on, little Goob. When you hear the phrase, “fine looking young ‘un” this is what it means.
Congratulations all around!
I will use this horrible neologism once and only once in honour of this occasion: w00t!
Henceforth we may now refer to Pinko as P. Daddy! P. Daddy and his battle raps!
Totally unsurprising that this would happen while I was on the road so that I would not only spend hours having won the baby pool but not knowing it, BUT I would come in at the tail end of a comment thread. The Goob is already learning from her father how to constantly degrade me.
Will Ron Paul Book have sibling rivalry issues? Tune in next week to find out.
I head off now to collect my virtual winnings.
Very, very, very happy for all three of you!
Please post placenta print over @ Saying Yes.
Using Yves Klein Blue.
If you choose instead to put it on a pizza, please post documentary photographs over @ Befouled.
So, so great. I’m so happy for you guys!! Give GC a big hug and tell her I hope she heals quickly. Squeeze little McToodletiddlywinks’ thighs for me! Love to all of you!!!!
Are you feet touching the ground yet, Pinko???
I just realized, the placenta probably should have been added to the meat necklace…
You could get around this whole problem with placentas if you would just lay eggs like normal vertebrates.
No brooding over this happy occasion, plover.
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SO ADORABLE!!!! WHat a perfect newborn!!!!
congrats congrats congrats congrats to the FAMILY OF THREE!!!!
Cluck cluck, Kathleen, your nesting instinct caused you to miss thunderpants punjacking.
What plover said. Send in the pipers.
mmmmmmmBabies!
That is so sweet, PupH and Kathleen both love babies! Birds of a feather!
mmmmmmmmmm! Kathleen and birds of a feather!
Now THAT’s truly a pinko! Sweet as can be.
Congratulations!
she’s gonna be a beauty when that mullet grows out.
Congratulations, PP and GC! Lil’ Ms. Goobie looks adorable, what a great picture. Is she about to be touched by the semi-visible hand of the free market?
Third blog daughter in a row — GRRRL Power!
Soooo…who’s next on the stork list? Gregor? UC?
Not me!!!!
Third blog daughter in a row — GRRRL Power!
I do believe that is 4. I kicked things off 3 years ago…
LOL @ is she about to be touched by the semi-visible hand of the free market?
I do believe Gavin has commented here in the past, so a son has technically interrupted the girl proceedings.
is she about to be touched by the semi-visible hand of the free market?
at least it is wearing a glove
Point of order, your honor.
AKA, What Mandos said.
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Hey GC qnd PP – I know I’m way-late to the party but,
CONGRATULATIONS – Goobie, Goobie, Goo!!!!!!!!!
What are the odds***?? Goobie and ??? share the same b-day! Far out man!
Party on Goobie!
***about 0.27%, along with about 18,597,803 fellow Homo sapien sapiens goobie goos
???- thanks!
Here’s what is weird- you are the 3rd person I know with this special Goobie b-day. Two others are in my department. I would suggest that this leans towards a statistical outlier. Except now I see that this is super common- check out this mindbender!
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-birthday-paradox
All posts need ittdgy punctuation!
P.S. When is there a Goobie STB photo update, PP? I may be going off the deep end, but I think such a thing would be mighty popular.
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Howdy! Do you know if they make any plugins to protect against hackers? I’m kinda paranoid about losing everything I’ve worked hard on. Any recommendations?