Goobie and I have been working on the Pitchfork Cobaggery Watch1. Therefore I will provide this:
Even Goobies need to maximize product placement revenue. We’ve sold out for tater tots and orange cream slushes.
But also some parent web-logging for those unaware at how sinister and dangerous the world can be for Goobies. Just as Goobies represent all that is good, there is a dark side that represents eyeless, swallowing, mindless evil. We must be vigilant against such forces. To wit, documented just now in Goobie’s inner sanctum!
Sink Lettuce!2
Sink lettuce is in league with Cthulhu?
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BOMB FRESNO BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
THAT HEAD NEEDS TO BE SNUFFLED!!! NOW!! Looks like she’s having a sweet dream… no sink lettuce in that.
Funny story- I exclaimed in shock/surprise and then ran to get the camera to verify the situation and GC thought I was about to take a picture of super cute Goobie but also mama with her nature’s buffet on display and I was all “no I don’t want a picture of that, there’s sink lettuce in the room!”
it is a very small Sink Lettuce. Perhaps a Lettuce Goobie? Smalltime Sink?
A stark reminder of our need for constant vigilance to protect our children. I will be sure to bring this up to my congresspersonpants.
Looks so peaceful when sleeping. The sink lettuce, I mean.
Ok, that comment above by PP is the first ever comment that has totally made sense and that I understood without having to read seventyeleven!!@!@! times. Parenthood must agree with him! But! I’m not sure I can deal with it. I’m sorta scared!
I was all “no I don’t want a picture of that, there’s sink lettuce in the room!”
Blogging at 3Bulls has made us all very weird.
First, super cute Goobie picture. Plus the Sonic cup provides some scale.
Second, while Sink Lettuce is a threat, I think it’s best not to lose our heads over this and romaine calm.
Come on endive in, Brando has opened the floodgates
Beware if someone says baby needs a Bibb.
The sink lettuce threat is not one to be truffled with endive said it all before.
Can we get a ruling on whether UC can use endive so shortly after I did? I think he’s green with envy and probably red in the face.
I do believe that my posting was con-currant with your own.
Ice berg-ing you all to stop.
plus, how many times do I have to re-FRESH this thread to get teh pertinent Billy Pilgrim header to raise it’s head?
Maybe it’s better to leaf it alone.
Fish has made it OK to steal comments, Looch.
THAT HEAD NEEDS TO BE SNUFFLED!!!
Also… I meant that head of lettuce…
I think UC’s comment is nullified by the fact that this has now become one of those blogs and he refuses to entertain them…
Shit… should have been head of lettuce
My italic feelers are off today.
That baby is so precious. Snuffle-worth, indeed! Also, snarfle and scarfle!
I love our blog babies!
I hope the BullsieBus has infant seats….
She sure is a Little Gem, I bet Grandpa Admires her. Keep her away from the Mascara or she will become a Lolita. Regardless, I know she will be a Boston Red (Sox) fan even if she is visiting uncle Brando on the Great Lakes. It will be interesting to see if her Freckles Romaine when she gets older.
I hope the BullsieBus has infant seats…
I think the BullsieBus is going to be sidelined in favor of the nursing tank.
I think posing Goobies near Sonic drinks and in direct assault line of sink lettuce proves that this is not one of those blogs™. Clearly, Goobie is being radished by her admirers over here.
I think posing Goobies near Sonic drinks and in direct assault line of sink lettuce proves that this is not one of those blogs™.
And… the fact that the umbilical stub will most likely be used as a garnish for a DorD.
You folks really know how to Dole out the lettuce puns.
She leeks so much like her dad.
eww, gross, Jennifer.
that one made me wilt.
Wait… Mandos can say she leeks (I know he meant looks…) but I can’t say DorD for the umbilical stub?
Pfffft.
It’s no fare, Jennifer.
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Everybody give Looch some love- the spamulator spamulated several comments. I hate it when it gives exciting visitors the cold shoulder- nothing could be further from the truth- sorry about that Looch.
we love Looch.
I love his/her branes. ZOM NOM NOM NOM.
I remember when I got the sent to the yellow bar. It’s like the kids table at Thanksgiving.
But the upside, Looch, is you have a good shot at “new common tater of the year”.
Support Looch for NCTOTY!
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Looch will be tough to beet!
Looch is a-mache-ing.
you need to stab that lettuce scrap with a pitchfork ASAP
i think a flamethrower would be more appropriate…