Kathleen knows that we are somewhat of Twitter nemeses- that is I read her Twizzbits and desired to comment upon them instantly in some sort of thread where we make funny jokes and what not, but I can’t because that world is off limits to me and my mere public use of the internet. I am also against the simplest of internet comments such as “LOL” or “FAIL” or the very played out “EPIC FAIL” but I leave it to the readers and ombuds here to decide the most appropriate comment for Ms. K RE:
RT @mcsweeneysbooks: A Response By An Aspiring Screenwriter Whose Screenplay Was Turned Down Because It’s Exactly Like Robocop: http://b
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about 6 hours ago from webdilettante
Let us all use our powers- perhaps even The Secret- such that we may load the aforementioned page, http://b- so simple in its elegant address.
What up b!
LOL
I’ll just fill in everyone’s comment:
fish: LOL
CT: FISH FAIL
Jennifer: LOL @CT
BG: LOL @ FISH, KATHLEEN FAIL, CT
ZRM: Meh.
Also:
A Response By An Aspiring Screenwriter Whose Screenplay Was Turned Down Because It’s Exactly Like Robocop
Hee.
I’ll just fill in everyone’s comment:
You forgot my smiley face…
!!!!
But… still LOLing at your comments.
!!!!
within seconds of re-tweeting that I got spammed by two different “screenplay writing” spammers.
Did they keep their spam under 140?
I think someone (Brando?) could do a very fair snark on linking to McSweeney’s as so 2007.
Yeah, but would we be able to click the link to it, or would it be truncated?
Also, Peak McSweeney’s was “Jim Jarmusch does a treament for Ghostbusters III” or something, but that might have been 2007. When was peak 3B?
no they “followed” me, so I get an email about it, and it includes a profile blurb which is all about reading their screenplay writing tips.
What about a Twitter workshop on how to functionally Tweet?
What about a Twitter workshop on how to functionally Tweet?
Unpossible.
RT @joywang with twitter i make like $550/day eevrything began when I read guide. Belmont Stakes.
Told you.
RT @yelprdye BUBBLE TEA BUBBLE TEA BUBBLE TEA
Kathleen, do you also e-mail Onion articles to people?
LOL. nice – you did not disappoint.
I wish TLB felt that way.
Funniest thing I ever read on McSweeny’s was Ike Turner’s Guide to Restoring America’s Honor. So wrong but yet so clever.
There also is no peak 3B, there is only Zhoul.
Bunch of Phonies Mourn JD Salinger
Hey, any relation?
http://3weirdsisters.wordpress.com/
3 Bulls, 3 weird sisters… just sayin.
Anyways, they came right out of the gate with a zombie post, so Z.A.R.D.O.Z. gives the lurch of approval.
3 Weird Sisters for 3 Bulls! Get me Mickey Rooney on the horn, let’s put on a show! I smell GOLD, Jerry!
This has been making the Zombie rounds of late too.
http://reflectionof.me/hierarchy-of-the-dead
OMG STFU Parents is going to combust
I CAN’T STOP MYSELF
Things Dorothy Parker Might Have Said, Had She Been a Mother.
Technically, K, that is the first McSweeney’s you’ve linked successfully.
I am going to send STFU Parents some cheesed fleeces.
I’d b that for a dollar.
Let us all use our powers- perhaps even The Secret- such that we may load the aforementioned page, http://b- so simple in its elegant address.
http://bit.ly/76bBHT
No fair trying.
We didn’t try, we used our super powers.
Our pantaloons weren’t even on the ground.