The show already got us started:
- Shel Turtlestein
- Fliesaminnelli
- Zsa Zsa Gaboa
Here are my entries:
Chare
Barbarangutan Streisand
Gerbil Garland
Lance Bassett Hound
Tabby Fae Bakker
Kylie Minnow
The Daily Howler
- Greg Sargent (and others) are playing us rubes! May 21, 2013
- Breaking: CBS News is officially crazy! May 21, 2013
Sadly, No! Batphone
- Gendermorphs, a new series from Scholastic May 19, 2013
- Benghazi Bites May 16, 2013
Befouled
- Enlightenment May 22, 2013
Oakland Dilettante
- ALL SHALL READ THIS AND DESPAIR May 21, 2013
Saying Yes
- Heed the Orb!!! May 13, 2013
Empire of the Senseless
- That’s AllDid I have a dream last night that woke me up in fear? Or was it a dream that I had a dream that woke me up in fear? Such is my life. Filed under: Fridge Note, Shovels, the Self-pity goes to 11 […]
Blue Girl in a Technicolor Dream State
- Empathy Sustains Us April 20, 2013
Really Small Fish
- Jack Crow January 8, 2013
Lizardrace
Smelton John
Joan Crawfish
I was going to attack UC for starting a 3B thread on F-book, but I see the guilt of his metaphorically killing our turtle is telling. We embrace him back into the fold.
Lizardrace was awesome once I got it.
David Bowwowie
Barry Hamsterlow
Martina Navratilova
Gerb Ritts
Shell Turtlestein is actually a double
GC says Kathy Griffish.
Barry Minnowlow is an alternate.
Teddy Mercury!
Beagle Arthur
Kitty G
Ellen Degenerat
Judy Garfoundland
Kitte Davis
Antgomery Clift
Cindi Lopper
Rufish Wainwright
Also, to UC: Gay trap!
Boa George
Cher Pei
Bette Davizsla
Rock Dachshund
Michael Angelfish
Marilyn Monrhodesian Ridgeback
Jerry Springerspaniel
Adam Lambert (no change needed)
Christina Aguilerat
Margaret Chow
Lady Gaga and the Tramp
Neil Patrick Harrier
La Toya Poodle Jackson
Sandra St Bernhard
Brad Pit Bull
300 Dalmatians.
Madonnaguana
Big Gay Alpaca
Tabby Hunter
Pink Flamingo
Tabby Hunter is killing me.
Also, Tintin is magic. I was thinking about Rock Hudson all night to no avail.
Also, it should be Neil Patrick Terrier.
Also, I think we all need to thank the Gay Icon wikipedia page, do we not?
Also, Gay Trap!!!
Cyndi Lop-ear, Pinko.
Yeah, much better.
Also, it should be Neil Patrick Terrier.
Hey… it was like 5:15AM…
Fishard Gere popped into my head at the store.
Also, I think we all need to thank the Gay Icon wikipedia page, do we not?
Frankly… I’m waiting for the “Answers to 3Bulls’ Contests” wikipedia page. It would be much easier.
Shirley Basset.
Christopher Fisherwood
W.H. Bowwowden
A.E. Horseman
Ludwig Kittenstein
Truman Coyote (not really a domesticated pet but too hard to resist)
Yukio Fishima
Marcel Prooster
Graham Cat-man?
dang. My working knowledge of gay culture is weak. Off to that wikipedia page….
Ann Megret (as with Truman Coyote… not really a pet, but too hard to resist).
Again… using the Truman Coyote defense…
Patsy Clion.
Divicuna?
Rick GOATSEley
Hey, blame Sadly, No. But it’s a threefer.
I asked a friend for his suggestions:
Randolph Scotty
Dusty Springerspanielfield
k d did lang
Jody Fosterrier
So so good.
Res Puglica, For. The. Win.
Oh you’re so proud of yourself, aren’t you Pinko.
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Call me One Who Walks on Yachts.
Also, I decided to wear an apricot scarf this morning. The morning of the eclipse.
Also, I decided to wear an apricot scarf this morning
I’m guessing you’ll soon be hearing a grumble from Citrus Lover… showing no love for citrus fashions.
Res Puglica, For. The. Win.
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Res Puglica? I thought he changed his nom de blog to Kevin Barker??
TRY THE VEAL!!!!!!!!
The paucity of Lady Gaga references on this thread belies the overwhelming heterosexuality of the 3B! commentariate.
Also…Res Puglica…WIN!
Lady Orangagatan
Lady Gagapotamus?
She is a tough one.
Also, the Lady Gaga “Telephone” video is so over the top, Sylvester Stallone needs to pay her residuals.
The Lady Gaga “Telephone” Video is so over the top that it makes Ru Paul organizing a moon disco for a robotic army of Elton John impersonators that can shoot lasers our of their rainbow eyeballs seems like run of the mill weirdos in Walmart.
The Lady Gaga “Telephone” Video is so over the top it makes Beyoncé seem like she has a sense of humor.
Also, Billie Jean King Charles Cavalier.
Kevin- Tintin and Jennifer I think did quite a good job, also GC with Kathy Griffish!
Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m just making a descriptive statement about gay culture. I personally think Lady Gaga blows goats, and the “Telephone” video is a giant cry for help. “Look at me! I’m different! I’m making out with another chick!” Yeah…that’s a different bar, sister.
The presence of the loathsome Beyonce only confirms the tired, tragic nature of the whole affair.
Kathy Griffish made me spit wine all over my laptop. In general, this thread is one of the funnier things to appear on this sad excuse for a blog, ever.
I do love the song, and Beyoncé does indeed get more terrible by the minute. It is weird, though, that in Beyoncé’s songs the grammar gets more and more urban and street, but it seems like so much of an affectation. Like Gov. Perry’s accent.
Pony Curtis.
Kevin Baker
March 13, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Kathy Griffish made me spit wine all over my laptop. In general, this thread is one of the funnier things to appear on this sad excuse for a blog, ever.
I can recommend against putting too much wine in one’s laptop…
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Interesting. I spit all over my laptop when I read 3bulls too. However, it is not because I am laughing…
considering how rarely Tintin and KWB show up over here, I don’t think they have any call for criticizing the lake of gayness here.
besides, the infatuation with citrus fashion is at least a little bit gay.
fish, you also trail a long poop string everywhere, but that is neither here not there.
Interesting. I spit all over my laptop when I read 3bulls too.
fish live in water. How can you tell when one of them is spitting, and considering the volume of the lake or ocean, what possible difference can it make?
Kitty Kattwood
The Uncanary Canadian.
but that is neither here not there.
correction, that is both here and there
lake of gayness?
Loch Gayness
Liza Minessie?
Justin Timberlake Gayness
Lake Gayllenhaal
Keanu Reeves.
Lake Queerie??
I know, I know… this is supposed to be about gay icons/pets, but I’ve been distracted by lake of gay.
Rock Hudson River
Filled with Barry Minnellows and Shirley Basses.
Ok, ok. I’m stopping. I have no idea what’s being combined anymore.
Ricki Lake
lake greg louganis
I don’t know if there’s a Lake Greg, but I’m sticking with it!
Tim Gunn Lake
Lady GaGazilla.
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Tim Furry.
PupH
Eartha Kitty.
Keanu Reeves!
chuckles is killing me
John Aravolfish.
Spartacat.
Mommy Deerest.
The Fully Monty Python.
Markos Moolitsas.
Citrus Plover.
Jane Hamster.
Punko Pinko
Dick ‘Penis’ Gregory
George Stepinfetchitopolus
Jake Fapper
Gregor Samsa
Poopchutes ‘n’ Ladders
Woody ‘You Like Fries With That’ Harrelson
Mark ‘I Did Way More Steroids Than Barry Bonds And It Is A Crime That I Have A Job In MLB And He Is A Pariah Plus Also Too He Was Better Than Me On His Worst Day And Also RACISM’ McGwire
Gregor Samsa Tesla Fermi
Pinko “Haha Barry Bonds is shamefully out of baseball I guess maybe he shouldn’t have been such a dick I know life is not fair but I am no sad” Punko
Uh, John Emuvosis?
but that was an insult, not a pun, Pinko.
Budgie Jean King
I think “lake of gayness” is a term the world has been shamefully failing to wait for.
I also think “budgie” should always be pronounced with a Yorkshire accent, so what do I know?
indeed.
before evil liberals took over there was only a waterhole of gayness.
GS: I am actually going to be hearing Kevin Barker play tonight in support of Joanna Newsom. I had no idea he was a gay icon.
This may be relevant to our interests.
Beary Bonds
Beary Mons Pubis
Beary Zito
I am a genius. Have I won yet? I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
Tim Lincecum?
Alex Rodriguezcowhorsechicken
what’s a whorse?
what’s a whorse?
They work here.
Surprised no Jim Thome puns.
why why why did I click on that link?
Keanu Reeves?
why why why did I click on that link?
There is something wrong with fish…
I wonder if the animals are wearing chaps…