Two seemingly unrelated things must be shared with you. Fret not: all shall be made clear.
Exhibit A:
We must first rejoice that Another Kiwi Smut Clyde (thanks to AK in comments) may have uncovered The Ombudsmøøse’s holy descendancy. However, some unfortunate souls dispute the findings. We are certain that our esteemed colleagues from the Order of Ombudsentities and Their Bourbons shall be issuing a press release forthwith. The bourbons, that is. They are obviously of purer spirit.
Exhibit Q, emphasis (but no exclamations!) added:
The CCA publishes an entry on its blog on “How to lose a customer without even trying!” including the exclamation! point. The irony is devastating, the following in particular:
Generally, it is inexpensive to build an awareness campaign. Newspapers often have community news areas and/or you can purchase radio time. You can but up signage outside the [curling] club, on the street or wherever you can get the message across. Of course, in today’s world web sites (are almost becoming traditional media) and Social media like Facebook are a must. If you’re not on the internet, you don’t exist!!
Thus we are forced to confront the reality that if an ombuds doesn’t post, the ombuds may not exist. It would, at the very least, be commensurate with the pay scale.
Discuss. Or don’t. Exaltations regarding Yosef’s long-awaited return calling out the Aforementioned Kiwi Smut Clyde’s esteemed colleague may be substituted. Personally, we await PupH’s entry: a Beef Wellington recipe spray-painted onto the side of Westpac Stadium.
Any other business?
(GS Update: “Recycled Westpac Stadium/PupH Joke below)
I… I don’t exist?
Ask Descartes to make a zombie ruling.
Sir, that post was by the esteamed Smut Clyde. I will have nothing to do with moose postings of any kind. Sir
never a moose.
We believe that fairness is the rule for all posters, including Anonymoose.
I saw that moose thing the other day somewhere elses and I thought with glee that it would eventually be discovered. Too bad the CCA had to ruin it all with their usual bullsh*t.
Agreed. When the zombocalypse arrives, the CCA shall be the first to have their brains NOMMED.
Can an Omsbudspersonmoose make a ruling so binding even he/she/it/Mystical White Glowing Moose cannot overturn it?
Omsbudspersonmoose spelled backwards is Esoomnosrepsdubsmo.
Whoa.
I am concerned about workmanship these days as the last time I got on the internet I broke it.
Esoomnosrepsdubsmo is also the name of the Icelandic volcano that erupted in the sea so no one noticed!!!
Tinfoil hat is warming up!@!!
Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Corrections? I THINK SO.
Mystical White Glowing Moose is smiling
This one is rather disapproving of its distant cousin the ombudsmoose.
Good old yosef.
Meese nooze.
~
Auckland New Zealand guide
Crikey, that’s a very complimentary guide. No mooses get a mention tho’
Chur bro!