I am going to have to Chunky Megan the Urban Dictionary.
Imagine if you will, I construct a persona based on emotionally stunted casual elitist clueless narcissism. I use this persona to submit regular writings on the internet. These writings are highly probably to enrage due to their tossed off and obtuse nature. Conveniently, I will allow you to comment on my being wrong or lacking in experience or understanding of what I discuss. These comments will have no bearing on whether I continue to say dipshit type things. In fact, I will increase the frequency of my emanations. It is something like that combined with this:
Chunky Megan
A sexual proclivity so disgusting, so degenerate, yet also so pedestrian and pathetically sad, that it requires a yet to be invented multidimensional sexual string theory to describe it in any detail. It is beyond actual description or comprehension. It is more easily understood using analogies.The act of claiming to be a liberal blogger while actually being a privileged know-nothing elitist turd is to be a practitioner of the act of Chunky Megan on the internet.
Imagining them procreating is to begin to conceive of the act of a Chunky Megan.Matthew Yglesias is such a Chunky Megan.
When I read Matthew Yglesias’ blog, I get the feeling I’m being subjected to a Chunky Megan.
by [redacted] on Sep 12, 2010
tags: neo-liberal cobagging, the sexual practice of a cobag, glibertarian, libertarian, wanker
Perhaps [redacted] wasn’t accurate enough for this essential truism to officially be entered into the greater lexicon. Sigh.
Interesting blog post and I will most certainly agree with this writer’s style sometime in the future.
BUT NO BUTTERFLY PICS?!?!!one!~!
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I have 3-4 specimen awaiting to flutter in.
BUT, you will meh on some.
We strive so hard to bring enlightenment only to be blocked by know-nothing reviewers.
Apparently, if the definition does not match a Michael Bay-helmed combination p*rno/snuff/torture film it just really isn’t general enough for audiences.
What makes the Urban Dictionary urban anyway?
The 4 way disgusting scenarios that are every third definition do not feature country music.
I’m disappointed that there’s no entry for Chunky Reese Witherspoon.
Chunky Reese sounds like an excellent candy bar.
Make a Blizzard out of it and I can eat Witherspoon.
PRE-EMPTIVE FILTHBOT FINGER WAG
Oh I meant to say to Mandos before my comment got eaten witherspoon that the thing he mentioned is real, so he should look for it in a diagnostic manual, like maybe Conservapedia.
What gets me is that the New Pundit pattable heads like Ross Douthat and MattY are younger and some of us will be stuck with them for decades.
And we’ll have to read their eulogies of George Will, David Broder and David Brooks. Just imagine.
Make a Blizzard out of it and I can eat Witherspoon
I’m not even going to touch it…
I second the request for Big Honeybun Butterfly pics. Chunky butterflies are ok as long as they’re not really SPIDERS!
Interesting thread you have here, I will definitely be back.
Also, I third Jennifer’s request.
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The 4 way disgusting scenarios that are every third definition do not feature country music.
LOL.