The song that most inspires your internal Statler and Waldorf that you have heard starting on your commute or couch lounging starting from today through the end of the weekend that you have heard on your internet or your radio or your internet radio.
You have to have heard it. Post the You Tube if possible in comments and we will determine the winner Monday.
The early leader.
This used to be such a nice, respectable blog.
*sniff*
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Why are there calls to unidentified functions?
Well that was weird.
Updating “Random Quotes” equals “Blog Hammer”
CONTEST ON
I have no radio, and I must scream.
I have a winning entry: practically everything posted on 3B!!!1!!!
Pinko has been captured by Perry’s Gripp.
I prefer this one.
Apparently there is also a whole subculture of redoing his songs with different animations.
Also important.
Those are AWESOME. However, did you hear them on the radio? If the contest were “what’s the worst thing fish can find on the internet?” it would have been over before it began. I don’t think everyone else at 3B could even defeat you.
We would always sing this in lab for some reason. Almost as insidious as the waffle song.
I can’t remember the last time I even turned on the radio.
I get in my car about once a month, and I have cds in the car.
Lately, the worst things I have seen on the innertoobz is when I click for my medicine. What’s happened to Bob?
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He’s still right, but I think he needs to live in Big Texas Cloverhill for a few months. If he saw Governor Hair ads, and the chundernozzle that just got sent to the Big House (I wish) he’d realize the pervasive racism is really in play.
did you hear them on the radio?
We have a Hoops and Yoyo CD done by Perry Gripp and it has the Waffle Song on it. So strictly speaking it does come out of my radio, but not across the airwaves…
I am calling you out, you didn’t hear the Burrito Song on the radio!
And Somersby has become a bit of a concern troll.
This… and yes, I heard it on the radio (along with Donna Summer), and yes, I know most people like it, and I like some of his music, but this one… right from the get-go, right from the start of those lame-ass horns, makes me want to rip the radio out and toss it out the window… and I even listened to “The Drive” at times this weekend just so I could hear plenty of baaaad 70′s stuff, but noooo, this one still won out.
Jennifer, you forgot the link!
Oops. Hold on.
This
Local radio station was playing 1-hit wonders weekend. I will crush you all if I can remember any of the songs…
I really think my song is the most horrible, by any stretch of the imagination.
Your song is horrible and should win, given the cheating and small turnout, but I just had to rant about how much I hate that one song. It’s a visceral reaction. HATE. IT. Those horns make me think of some old, lame comedian coming out from behind the curtain on the Mike Douglas show and him thinking he was funny, but knowing he wouldn’t be. It only goes downhill from there… the comedian and the song.
You should have had the Porn Star in the Condiment Aisle contest.
Since I don’t listen to radio music, I don’t generally hear anything I don’t want to. So the only time I hear something awful is when I click on a video posted here, because you guys like things I can’t understand why you like. However, you do tend to hate things that I hate too, which is of course the most important thing.
“They way you undress my hot dog/it’s just porn star mustard/the way you wrap around its pole/it’s just porn star relish”
J- you spurred me to an idea- I just posted about it.
I forgot about this contest this weekend and changed the radio too fast to really have an entry. We did listen to some truly terrible top40 rap songs on the radio during an outing, but I don’t know what they were or who made them. they were really really bad.
There is one I looked up a few weeks ago, because it was the most graphic thing I’d ever heard on the radio, but I gladly forgot about it.
Jennifer is banned.
Bow down before the one you serve, you’re going to get what you deserve.
I am slightly late, but did hear this yesterday on the way back from picking Libby up from day care. On my top 5 of all-time worst hit singles.
Brando- we love that song- you can’t deny- oh no- I’ve got to keep on movin!
I mean it pre-emptively dismisses its critics- with built in sentiment. Truly evil genius.
I now feel so derivitive sitting here in my own green bathing suit and white gloves and gold lame shoes. I thought I was being so original.
He looks so much like Adam Sandler’s brother in The Wedding Singer
Awful song on every conceivable level.
Well, I have a microphone, and you don’t, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!