Does this mean I have a lot of free time?
Here’s a time waster that is zero-assed. I think I was waiting to talk about this with UC but forgot, be we missed an entire round of puns relating to Modern Family. Previously they had done gay icon pets, which we of course killed. Later in the year they did holiday theme parties:
“Studio Fifty Fourth of July BBQ”
“Seder Day Night Fever”
“Oscar Wilde and Crazy Brunch”
And we didn’t even get going with those. And I couldn’t even think of anything besides Spanksgiving!
I suck.
Anyhow:
Nah, makes no sense!
ORBS!
O R B S
Hurray for Goobie Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!
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Cute pictures!
Do I see a pug is dog prison??
Corn on the Fourth of July
Halloweaning (might be a bit personal)
Going into Labor Day (again, a bit personal)
Freak Flag Day
Cinco de Mayonaise
Oh yes, very nice orbs, P.P.
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GOOBIE!!!!!!!!!!
she looks like she is trying to decide whether to put the fish in the freezer.
Every Goobie knows where fish belongs.
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doesn’t PP have a conference in SF at sometime? I thought all scientists did was fly around going to conferences.
Hallowieners
Goob took two steps last night.
Whoa.
it’s all over now. GO GOOB!!! find those strawberry milk whoppers on the shelf!!
Watch out for the Chocolate Skittles under the bed!
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The Polyphonic Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The Helio SQUEEEEEEEEEQUENCE!
SQUEEEEKons.
We are not men, We are Squeeeevo
I can’t let this one pass:
Squeeeeeeeze!
Squeeeeeen
Black Eyed Squeeeeees
The Squeeeeeetles
Austrian Death Masqueeeee
Squeeeeezer
For fish
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Squee
Squeely Dan
Is Squeen the one with fictional brothers or the one with Freddie Mercury, because:
Squeen
Los Campesqueenos!
The Squeeeeegles
AC/Squeee-C
Squeestie Boys
Squee-Lo
A-squeee-tha Franklin
Squeethoven.
Oh Mandos.
Tchaikovsquee
Squeeth Richards
Sousqueee and the Bansquees
Mussorgsquee
Debussquee
Owl Squeety.
Alanis Morsqueesette.
Squeerano de Bergerac
Torsqueeeee Amos
Squeeeenix
Squeeeko Case
Jeff Bucksqueeee
Nick Cave and the Bad Squees
Gregor’s butt squeeeeed at the Squeeko Case.
The Squeeet
A. Squeee Newman
Squeeeeensryche (yes, yes, derivative)
David Bowsqueee
Yeah, but “Silent Lucidisqueeee” is an awesome song.
Squeeeeetchfork!!!!!!
Sigsquee Sigsquee Sputnik?
Geddy Squee
Dying.
The Black Squees.
Paul McCartsquee
Dollsquee Parton.
Red Hot Squeeli Peppers.
has no one done The Squeeeeatles?
Oh Kathleen. Great payback steal on fish- taste of his own medicine!
Alternatively: pathetic.
GC wants to know why we haven’t done the Squee Gees yet.
Because we suck. DAMN!
And GC goes nutballs:
Sqeeeel Diamond
UB Four-Squee
Britney Squeeers
Squeeline Dion
Backsqueet Boys
N’Squeenc
Justin Squeeber
To honor GC and 3B Radio:
Peter Squeetera
And GC continues to deeply shame us:
Squeet Loaf
Squeeba McEntire
More GC:
Elvis Presquee
Patsquee Cline
Also Smokesquee and Pugsquee
The GC juggernaut proceeds to steamroller (squeemroller?) us all.
Mannheim Squeemroller
ZOINK!
Actually, Kathleen probably has that on her Holiday Pandora.
Adding:
Tangerine Squeem
Don McSqueen
Squeedie Brickell
GC kicked the ass
Squeeba McEntire was mine, but yeah.
Squeet Loaf and Sqeeline Dion are my faves. So good.
Squeedence Squeewater Revival
Bad Compasquee
Squee (how did we miss this one? Hint: “All Right Now”)
Harry Squeelsson
Eusqueethmics
Squeen Martin
Engelbert Humpersqueenk
Squeed Zeppelin
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Yngmvie Malmsqueen
Squeevie Wonder
Squeeve Winwood
Squeeter Gabriel
Squeeter Cetera for the the haters
Squeeze
Nice try, K.
Pinko Punko
January 25, 2011 at 10:46 pm Edit
I can’t let this one pass:
Squeeeeeeeze!
For that you get:
Stasquee Q
For the hipsters:
Squeeon Indian
for the old hipsters:
Sisters of Mersquee
For the industrial heads:
KMFSqueeM
Spacemen Squee
Squee Dog Night
SqueeOHSquee!
The Human Squeegue
The Squeeve Miller Band
Squeekback
Galaxsquee 500
The Posqueece
Sufjan Squeevens
John Butler Squeeo
Shasqueera
Béyonsquee
And to provide some balance for classical music fans:
Squeecago Symphony Orchestra
The Julliard Squeeng Quartet
Three More Squeenors
BBSquee Symphony
The King’s Squeengers
Squeeienna Philharmonic
Beverly Squeells
Leonsqueeyne Price
Jussquee Bjorling
Tin- GC says “SQUEEE More Tenors”
Flock of Squeegulls
The Squeecemberists
Camper Van Squeethoven
Florence & The MachSQUEEN
Jay Banersqueee
Squee Energy
Squeenic Youth
Squeeggy Marley
For Brando:
Ronnie James Squeeo
MSquee Hammer
Squee Dog Night is so awesome.
Captain and Squeeneil
Squee Squee King
John Squeee Hooker
Ten Squee Squee
Squee Squee Rider
Squeen Lasqueefa
Okay, that one sounds a little gross.
I was gonna drop Capt and Squeenille! I thought of it in class today.
Jay Squeetard
It should be 10 Squee Squee and Squeem
Run DMSquee
Bruce Springsqueen and the Squee Street Band
Squee Squee Top
X T Squee
Squee and Squee Music Factory
You are making me very happy guys.
Young M Squee
Mitch Ryder and the Squeetroit Squeels
Squee.L.O.
Holy guacamole, maybe the best 3b pun thread since snacktators. Laughing my squee off while also secretly hoping the ones I thought of weren’t taken:
Billy Squee-er
Catherine Squeel
Grant Squee Buffalo
Andrew W.Squee
Ozsquee Osborne
The squeeB’s
and especially for Kathleen’s 3b Pandora experience
Dream Squeeter
Squeeter-Kinney
(I have no idea who these people are except that Amanda Marcotte thinks you’re a misogynist if you don’t know who they are.)
Squeeri Te Kanawa
Jessquee Norman
Plasqueedo Domingo
Pavarosquee
Squee Squee Ramone
Cat Squeevens
Duncan Squeek
Squeetwood Mac
Jay-Squee
Goobie’s favourite games:
Squeeek-a-boo
Hide and go squeeee
Now you squeee me, now you don’t
The hokesqueee pokesqueeee
Squeep Trick
Squee L O!!!
Alejandro Esqueevedo
Lou Squeed
The Hold Squeedy
Paul McCartney and SQUEEE
The PixSquees
The Squeetenders
Rage Against The MachSqueen
Squeeming Trees
Squeeming Blue Messiahs
Squeee & Him
The Smithersqueeens
Soul Asqueelum
Squeenal Tap
Squeel Pulse
Ted Squeel & The Pharmacists
Ultrasqueel
Uriah Squeel
Squeerd Al Yankovic
Squee La Tengo
Did someone do Warren Squeevon?
did I mention the Squeekons?
Warren Squeevon- I am just wetting myself.
I want to add something that occurred to me:
I think GC might be better at the internet than K. I never thought I would say that about the internet and Kathleen. This is almost like fish’s Google-fu turning up Wikipedia as a source of general information instead of his usual Hamm’s Beer ad themed furries.
related
Squeely Small Fish
Cowboy Junksquees
Cowboy Junksquees
it’s no Flock of Squeegulls.
Perhaps Squee Against the Machine is better.
Smashing Pumpsquees
…OK, I am reaching. How about Husker Squee?
Squeestem of a Down.
ZRM,
It has to fit- it can just be Squeedy Gaga.
It has to be like Alicia Squees.
This one I think wins the hour (from GC, and how could we miss)-
Morrisquee
I mean it is all kinds of right and wrong
Dead Kennesquees
The Monksquees
Morrisquee is totally awesome.
Squee Squee Peniston
The Real McKensquees
K Squee Tunstall
Squeal
That’s Squeel, and that is awesome. Wow.
Junior Squeenior
Public Enesquee (fronted by Chuck Squee, of course)
Misquee Elliot
Squeane (and the album, Under the Iron Squee)
For Pinko: M80-Squee
CHUCK SQUEE
BRING THA SQUEE!!!!!!!
There are a ton of great ones but Morrisquee is pure perfection.
Squeezy-E, Eazy-Squee, or Squeezy-Squee
SqueeAnne Rimes
XTSquee
Tenacious Squee
Squee First and the Gimme Gimmes
Byron Squee and the Dragonaires
Squee Scratch Perry
King Squee.
(also, I forgot about the Tunstall song “Suddenly I Squee”)
XTSquee is a repeat I think Brando, and I know you will punish yourself for missing Ice Squee.
Desqueerium
DJ Squee-esto
Ella Squeetzgerald.
Ensqueeya.
Nina Squeemone
Crosquee, Stills and Nash
Belle and Squeebastion
Gnarls Barksquee
The Squeetalites
Squeel Young
Question Mark and the Mysqueerians
XTSquee is a repeat I think Brando, and I know you will punish yourself for missing Ice Squee.
I did a find because I thought I’d seen it, but came up negative because I searched for “XT” and the zombie got fancy with his spaces and did “X T Squee.”
Warren Squeevon is another great one. Belle and Squeebastian is also awesome.
Squee-M Dawn
Harry Belafonsquee
R-Squee-M
Trans-squeeberian Orchestra
2ManySqueeJs
I Can Squee Clearly Now
that PP is trying to start somethign.
Squee of Love.
I think we can only do songs when we feel we’ve exhausted artists, I mean, right?
Because K can’t just ride to greatness there
In fairness, K’s was completely awesome.
Isqueena Menzel.
Kristen Chenosqueeth.
Squeeonas Brothers.
Mandos, that doesn’t even work. SAD
Lynyrd Squeenyrd.
Squeelers Squeel, led by Gerry Raffersquee, who would go on to sing Baker Squeet. Rest in Squeece.
I think we can only do songs when we feel we’ve exhausted artists, I mean, right?
how about a combo?
Lynyrd Squeenyrd and their famous song, Squeebird.
I don’t care if PP did a combo first. Zombies have to sleep sometime, and daddys don’t.
Squee were Promised Jetpacks.
Vasqueella Ice.
MANDOS- GC says you are pushing too far and that this will be a travesquee.
Rein yourself, lest you be totally encased.
I CAN’T STOP MYSELF
GSquee
Squeesh
Kasqueen
Mendacious Squee
Uncanny Canasqueean
I Blame the Patriarsquee
Squeely, No!
Zombsquee Rotten McDonald
Squeeing Yes
*EXPLODES INTO SQUEEONS*
Zquee R M
Circle Jerk at the Squee Dance.
Squee Bulls
Squeefouled
O yeah, I forgot to mention:
Squee Squee Allin.
The Ska episode:
The Squeelecter
Squee “Scratch” Perry
The Squeetalites
Squeevoovie and The Epitones
The Mighty Mighty Squeetones
Mephisqueeephales
Squeeeblime
Squeel Big Fish
Bim Squeela Bim
Operation IveSquee
The English Squeet
..tragically, I come up empty for Fishbone.
Squee Scratch Perry was already done, and Might Might doesn’t work- it has to FIT!!!!!! GC will smack us all down!
I am going to smash myself in the face for missing Squee Bulls. How can this happen??????
USquee
Might Might doesn’t work- it has to FIT!!!!!! GC will smack us all down!
well, Mighty Mighty Squeetones makes a great ska band name ANYWAY, and if they had thought of it, the band would probably already have that name, so I am willing to argue the point with GC.
I concede the penalty on Squee Scratch Perry.
and I though of P Squee, or Squee P, but both seem ill-advised….
White Zombsquee (with an assist from MISTER Punko).
Rob Zombsquee
Judas Squeest
heh heh
Squeenia Twain, F T W
Leighton Squeester
Buddy Hollsquee
Squedith Frost
Squeest River Pipe
Squeelastica
Squeelectric Light Orchestra to just nail it down.
The Magnetic Squeelds
The Pains of Squeeing Pure at Heart (!!!!!)
Squeeter Murphy/Schilling/Wolf
Squeel Estate
The Squeeplacements (!!)
The Squeecret Machines
THe Squeeker Pimps
Squeenage Fanclub
Thee Oh Squees
They Might SQUEE Giants
awesome
The Tragicsquee Hip
Tommy Squee
Vampire Squeekend
Isn’t Squee Lovely
Squeepence none the richer.
Mandos Mandos Mandos
GC says you are delegitimizing all of our fine work!
Squeelectric Light Orchestra to just nail it down.
I AHEM you sir; I did Squeee L O way upthread.
Mandos
January 28, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Lynyrd Squeenyrd.
I canNOT believe Mando got this one in two comments before I did. I feel so incompetent. I BOW, SIR.
Misquee Cyrus
Zombie: All those ‘y’s!
And I did Squee L O before YOU further upthread, but wanted all fans of Squee L O to share.
Almost an hour and a half before thee, my zombie stealer. Or should I say before squee, my zombie squeeler.
Oh, I read that as Squee-Lo, of the recent dirty word hit.
Squeether
Terrence Trent Darbsquee
Squeens of the Stone Age
Squeeven Malkmus
A Squee Newman
Guitarists edition:
Joe Satriansquee
Squeeve Vai
Squeevie Ray Vaughn
Edsquee Van Halen
Tommy Iomsquee
and
Squee Squee DeVille
Brando almost hit perfection, but he blew it on A Squee Newman. +1 PINKO!
You missed Joe Santsqueeago
Ooh- bassists=
Squeeve Harris
Squeevie Ray Vaughn is awesome
I made this one for Pinko in my specially-equipped Squee Shop:
Bad Squeeligion.
I am wounded, sir, by your awesomeness.
GC: Squeevie Nicks!
PP: Lindsquee Buckingham
Shagsquee
GC and PP lead to our first complete squee band:
Squeetwood Mac
Squeevie Nicks
Lindsquee Buckingham
Chrisqueen McSquee
John McSquee
Mick Squeetwood
stick this thread in the butt with a fork and turn it over, it is DONE. Brando done finished it.
Oh, I read that as Squee-Lo
That’s a double reference, incidentally.
Squeeker Pimps – Post-modern Squees
Wait, Pinko had that one already. My bad.
Squee are Scientists
Le squeegre
The Jon Spencer Squees Explosion
On the song front, mention must be made of:
Supercalifragilisticexsqueeälidocious
Also:
SqueeDQ Bach
Squee (Bran Van 3000′s album, or the TV show)
The Squeatles (seriously, no one came up with this already? I feel shame)
The Pack A. Squee
Chrisquee Moore (and his album “Smoke and Strong Whisquee”)
Squeenead O’Connor
“Mendacious Squee” is particularly fine as well.
Jon Spencer doesn’t work, nor does Squeenead (well maybe), Squeatles were like 100 comments ago, Le Squeegre is awesome.
Squeen’s best song:
Bosqueemian Rhapsosquee
Also, mega props to Brando!!!!!
I can’t believe I was all “yeah, those are the only people I can think of in Fleetwood Mac.” *SMACK*
I already did “Mendacious Squee”.
The Squeeng Tings
Serious damage to Pinko’s IMS cred.
Pitchfork laughs.
Squeeming Trees (stealing from MYSELF)
Elvis Cosqueelo
R. Sqee. M.
Paul Sqeeebar. (you’d know him if you were from Milwaukee)
Another Wisconsin fave: Squee Hot Lunch
Squeerasure
The Squeezus and Mary Chain
Too Much Squee
Elvis Perkins in Squeeland
Did Brando do Squeetallica?
Pop Will Squee Itself
The Disposable Squeeroes of Hiphoprisy
Dropkick Murphsquees
Hensquee Rollins
Reverend Horton Squeeet
Split Lip Squeeefield
Squeeolent Femmes
A whole career:
The Squee Boys
Robyn Hitchcock and the Squeegyptians
Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus Squee
A poor imitation of Brando’s genius:
Roger Daltsquee
Sqeeete Townshend
John Squeeewhistle
Squeeth Moon.
Too bad they don’t have a name for the band.
R Squee M is like a million ago.
The Squee Boys don’t work, neither does Squeeolent Femmes- GC smacks you for that. It makes us look like poor punners and you are in time out.
But many of the rest are AWESOME
Let me help you:
The Disposable Squeeroes of Hiphoprisquee
Pop Will Squeet Itself
I know all the members of Fleetwood Mac, ‘cept John McVie (I forgot him), but my brain just said “no way there are any more squees in this band- two is lucky!!!!!!”
IMS can burn in eternal hellfire!!!!!!!!!!
A label: SqueeMG.
Squee M I
R Squee M is like a million ago.
Double album.
Pop Will Squeet Itself
I dropped the t, because it sounded like a kitty fart; and then the Squee becomes a verb, like a hiphop band made up of white rappers squeeing at Goobie. Artistic choice.
The Squee Boys don’t work
well, not any MORE; they broke up.
I argue that it works in context of the other two, plus Squee Boys makes sense in terms of Squee, rather than just rhyming sounds. Look, if you can throw in And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Squee, it would seem Squee Boys is allowable. Besides, you know you love Robyn Hitchcock.
Basqueegomingo
Self-nailed admission. But “And you will know us…” was so funny I couldn’t adhere to my own rules!
ANARCHY!!!
I mean….. SQUEENARCHY!!!
heh. punk album: Squeenarchy In The U.K.
Squeelonius Monster
Squeevery Corporation
Squee Bone Nurnett
Timbuk Squee
Undercover S.Q.E (missing from the ska edition)
Urban Dance Squeed
The Von Bonsquees
Squee Bone Nurnett? Who the wha is Squee Bone Nurnett?
Squee Bone Burnett, of course.
. But “And you will know us…” was so funny I couldn’t adhere to my own rules!
“And You Will Know Us By The Squee Of The Dead” has more zombocity.
You can even go old school and do Peter Squeen’s Squeetwood Mac.
Squeezus and Mary Chain is completely brilliant. Just when I think we’re done you guys rattle off a dozen more awesome entries.
Showing my very deep hair-metal roots:
Squee’Nuffs Znuff
Y & Squee
Faster Pusqueecat
David Squee Roth
Squeeta Ford
Squeeter, Paul, and Mary
Destisquee’s Child
The Squeeach Boys works though
Guess who loves They Might Squee Giants???
The GOOB!
Eddsquee Vedder
B. O. Squee and their “monster” hit, Godsqueeella
The cast of Glsquee.
Snow squees. That’s not a band, we just have a lot of snow.
Where in the hell has this thread been hiding?!
LOL!
Jennifer, we just had to kind of squeeze it in here.
zrm- that’s squeet of you to include Jennifer.
To continue on Mandos’ classical spree (squee?):
Stravinsquee
Palesquina
Gorecksquee
Squeebelius
Squeeterich Buxtehude
Squeelix Mendelssohn
Rimsquee-Korsakov (composer of Flight of the Bumblesquee)
Also:
The key of Squee Major
Squee-four time
Forsqueessimo
Resqueeëem
Allegro Grasqueeoso
The Squeelight Sad?
LOOK, PINKO, IT WORKS AT LEAST AS WELL AS “DESTISQUEE’S CHILD”!
Not to mention all the squeemphonies. That’s like hundreds of contributions right there.
I forget, do we have Plain White Squeees?
Well played, my aquatic friend.
http://ohjoy.blogs.com/my_weblog/2011/02/currently-snacking-on.html
Bacon Cooksqueees
Mama’s Got A Squeezebox
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Squeegan and Sara
Turbosqueegro (as atrocious as their music? Yes)
Doctor Squee and the Electric Mayhem
Squeena (of Neun und neunsqueeg Luftballons fame)
Smokesquee Robinson
Blog love:
One Squeetentious Bastard
Dragon-Squeeing Wangchuck (alternately and more appropriately: “Schwing”)
Squeelance Genius
Michael Squéèrubé
SqueeBogg
Squeegby
I am dying.
Also- Squeena Easton!
Squeela E
related to Squeela E:
Alejandro Escosqueedo