I’m Matthew Yglesias. I’ve said something terrible. Not difficult. BUT, since my MY commenting system is annoying, you can’t change your handle for hilarious ripostes. You can use this thread. I will start.
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Your ride is here.
I am your father.
I will cut you.
I came here for brains, but there aren’t any.
….What?
Losing your job because of outsourcing to China will just mean you have more time to listen to country music while drinking a latte with bobo.
Join me in Galt Gulch. We are totally not parasites.
I want to punch you in your smug face.
I would like to nuzzle with your neckbeard.
I will work less hard once HCR is enacted, therefore negating any perceived benefit to the allegedly poor.
Case Closed.
You might know me by my alias: Neoliberal Pull My Finger
The protesters should work with Mubarak so that they are tortured only half as often.
Would love to step on your throat.
Merely because someone already used my go-to “I will cut you”
But Von, the proper delivery involves high heels.
What MattY shenanigan are we referring to anyway?
this abomination
I say stuff
oh my god.
this was great though:
joejoejoe Yesterday 05:16 PM
Did you pay a new economy Feng Shui expert to rearrange your apartment so you could sound more like David Brooks?
Oy. And some of the later posts where he attempts to back himself up with non sequitur data are even worse.
This one I found via IOZ: http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/2011/02/the-inescapability-of-judgment/
It’s less awful, but still noteworthy. Good to know that ketchup is still a vegetable.
My favorite comment is still:
“your hypothetical future sucks”
how exactly is a chef a “service” worker? doesn’t she make something that you purchase and use? is a cobbler in the service industry?
Mechanics
Dirty jobs need love too!
I fix your burger
Avoid the claptrap!
–Jimmy Dugan
See I told you licenses were bad and I’m not being petty at all so shut up.
common sense doesnt seem to make the cut as harvard course material
I can do high heels, when the situation is deserving.
I hear there is an industry centered around high heels and deserving small rodents.
The jackboot of commerce is apparently quite accommodating when it comes to fashion.
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This reminded me of us. except I think we would’ve been funnier.
The “heavy handedness being to hard to swallow” was pretty awesome.
Those were funny but I don’t think mere humans can match the cold-blooded, dirty-punning relentlessness of a Filthbot.
Sarah Palmmor?
Rollie Fingers