So all this talk about “gun cakes” and such and the big controversy at TBOGGs and Politburo Diktat (I can’t link because I don’t know what I’m linking to, cuz I got banned. Fine, I’ll link, you can tell me about it in comments) has led me to an honest moment. One of the reasons I was so culturally insensitive about Frank’s cake with a big wiener symbol on it, er, I mean a handgun, is that Geenie C. and myself celebrated OUR wedding with an even gayer cake. I think that is the right word. Troy could have popped out of the gun cake sporting, and it would have been less well, you’ll see. I think I was projecting weird feelings having been awakened by the gun cake. See, Geenie Cola and I celebrated our love with a TOP GUN cake.
I’m represented by the majestic A10 Warthog, while Geenie C. is represented by the indeterminate possible F-14 Tomcat. “Flying together forever in Enduring Love formation, blazing through Freedom’s skies into life’s adventure”
question: why is the cake in what appears to be a plastic bin instead of, you know, a table or somewhere people eat?
That’s the cake when it got delivered from the bakers.
That cake is way gay.
I KNOW! We were young and in love, how would we know the radical gay baking agenda would infiltrate our matrimony.
Uh res, T-shirt slogan batter UP!
Also, we heart celticgirl
You don’t make GC call you Top Gun do you@>?!
The cake is only “gay”, though I don’t really understand the use of the word this way, if and only if:
1. The YMCA was played at the reception.
and
2. A former girlfriend or boyfriend of the couple hooked up with someone at the reception and then went home with them.
Bonus points if UC or The Best Man made out with you or each other.
*blushes* Aww, gee.
Hey, how ’bout that Great Cultural Wedding Cake HooHah and Imbroglio over at tbogg’s place? That bunch ought to get together with the gals over at Rightly, So! and have a wingnut mecha death battle to see just who has the tighest sphincter on the planet!
Adorable G: well, “Top Gun” is one of the gayest movies of all time – Perhaps it is because you are so adorably hetero you are unable to perceive teh gayness?
I….I can’t…I mean….
that was really your wedding cake?
I’m speechless.
I would alos like to state for the record that, although I am well known for using “gay” to designate all kinds of Teh Suck, that cake is in fact one of the straightest things I have ever seen. That’s like some bullshit you’d see at an LGF wedding.
Best wishes to you and your lovely bride on your wedding day. Congrats.
Awesome! Celticgirl is posting here!!
CG, didn’t you move to the UK a while back? How’s that going?
I admit to being hetero on this one, so CG, could you share how the movie is gay?
I didn’t know you two were married. That’s what I get for being an outsider.
It would only be gay if both planes were A-10s or F-14s. Or if one was a plane and one a chopper, which is the aeronautical version of man-on-dog action.
Adorable Girlfriend, the gay subtext of Top Gun was explained by a surprisingly entertaining Quentin Tarantino cameo in the otherwise non-entertaining movie Sleep With Me. You can read a transcrpt of Tarantino’s dissertation on the subject here.
You had a cake that says “Happy Birthday Kristin” as your groom’s cake? That is the ne plus ultra of gay. If that’s the right word.
Non-entertaining? But Parker Posey got naked in it! That was damn entertaining.
Also, it had Dean Cameron in his finest role since he played the Pizza delivery guy in “Men At Work”.
not to mention, Adorable Girlfriend, that they are all in the Navy; that volleyball game on the beach that could only have been gayer if it were set in a bath house; the line ‘he’s on my tail, comin’ hard;’ the several scenes in the locker room, where no one showers alone; Goose’s Moustache…It goes on and on.
I think most 80s movies are pretty gay, but Top Gun is definitely one of the gayest.
Brando, et.al., thanks for the clarification. I hate to admit it, but I wasn’t very old when the movie came out and I have never seen it.
Pinko is busted on his Kristen cake. B-U-S-T-E-D! I am beginning to like he is the Commisar now too.
OFF TOPIC – But I love this from Roger Ailes…
http://rogerailes.blogspot.com/2005_12_11_rogerailes_archive.html#113457534052585661
Totally busted. I’m glad someone’s screen resolution was low enough to see that.
the line ‘he’s on my tail, comin’ hard …just made me shoot coffee out my nose. Awesome!
It doesn’t say Happy Birthday Kristin,
It says Happy boinking Ko-Bags.
THe stupid baker didn’t know the correct spelling of cobags.
AG, you have never seen Top Gun, oh we are renting it when we meet up.
Hey all, jumping back into the fray:
Adorable – I think the gayness of “Top Gun” has been established better by others than I could have done. I will just say for the record that I have several gay friends and business associates that will back me up on this assertion. Gay. Way gay. And I maintain that cake is in keeping with the theme.
Yosef: Hey, nice to be here on 3Bs! Yep, I did recently move to Scotland and I really do love it. The family’s getting settled in,I’m starting to get work lined up, and my daughter just flew over from the states to spend the holidays (yes, I said it HOLIDAYS) with us. Good times…
Thanks CG. I totally believe it, I was just unaware. I have learned my new thing for the day. Glad you are settled in and Happy Holidays to you and yours!
GC: OK, TG it is! And no pork treats for the boys while watching the movie. (And I am not talking about doggies).
Res, the cake it self is uber straight, it’s what’s on the cake. Everyone knows an A10 is code for 8 1/2 cut.*
*I never used to get that, I always thought is was 8 1/2 COMMA cut like I have a big wiener and I go to the gym.
Pinko demonstrates, yet again, what a chump/douche/chunder – nugget/waggon/bag he is, and why.
Celticgirl, we’re all about the Non-Specific Mid-Winter Festival here at 3B! and over at my joint (The Sovereign, Dred and Imperial People’s Socialist Industrialist Communist Republic of Dogs) we’re having a Holiday (Yeah, we said Holiday, what ya gonna do about it?) Bake-Off.
And please….we all know that “go to the gym” is what people do when they DON’T have a big weiner.
Then Res has a ginormous wiener and Gregor Gymmy Gym has none.
!!1!!!!!
That’s especially funny because I just got back from the gym. Cobags!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s especially funny because I just got back from the gym.
There’s no way I could have guessed that, Mr. Gym G. Gymmer
Unless that was you in the locker room shower wearing the denim cutoffs and the groucho disguise!!!!
Jeez! 36 comments about a cake?! I guess that’s how you leftards are though, always worried about gay cakes! Can’t you just be happy for PP and GC and Kristen on their special day?!
Yeah, and such spitefulness!
39 Gay Cakers!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 Cogaycakemunchdouchechumpwadchundernuggets!!!11!!2@!!@#!!3one
I’m having bad flashbacks of a tres leches cake with a naked woman made out of frosting…it was at a friend’s birthday party several years ago, and most people were drunk, stoned, tripping, or some combination of the above.
I was so baked that I had a piece of her…that’s the closest I’ve come to being straight and I’m still traumatized by the experience.
Did Major SS just type the word one?
Oh my god, I think we have EAT IT BUSH COBAGZ!!1!11ONE Mark II
i like to eat cake, but i sure hate to listen to cake.
I bet you could have could have got Berlin to perform for real cheap.
No more words, Teh.
as long as she has your six, it’s cool.
Oh GOD MAKE THE FUNNY STOP!!1
You stink!
Kristen.
Oh Auguste, how could you.
I wonder if she has the Top Gun bath set*?
*could not find picture of what I know some of you cobags had as kids.
A- man it bums me out that most of our commenters are morning types, that leaves just you and me late night.
If this thread wasn’t about your marriage to the wonderful Geenie Cola, I’d say that it gives us the chance to practice our summerstock version of Brokeback Mountain in peace.
I can’t quit this thread.
Everytime I comment in Teh mode, I make myself giggle. Not it a cool way. I can’t help it. I wonder if he does the same thing?
No, I’m far too self-assured and deadpan for that.
Cobag.
Yeah, the gravatar being linked to the homepage/e-mail information rather than the nickname kind of ruins the effect, doesn’t it?
HAHAHA NAILED, BIOTCHEZ!
I really take offense at being called a “morning-type”
A- self-nailed! That makes it even more funny.
Morning type? I’m barely alive before noon. My assistant won’t even talk to me, he just brings me coffee and runs away.
Pinko know all about self-nailing.
CRAP! I just can’t seem to get banned by those morons over at the commissar (or whatever). I guess PP showed them the error of their errogance.
Well, that’s a lame joke.
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