An historical interlude of content like substance, prior to the content.
Putting a price on the priceless is an affront.
From the distaff gift shop.
Our Hero
Does the Governor know about this propaganda?
I’m in ur base! Much love, the Goobs.
The Daily Howler
- Petraeus, king of the self-promoters! May 22, 2013
- Still crazy after these twenty-four hours! May 22, 2013
Sadly, No! Batphone
- Gendermorphs, a new series from Scholastic May 19, 2013
- Benghazi Bites May 16, 2013
Befouled
- Enlightenment May 22, 2013
Oakland Dilettante
- ALL SHALL READ THIS AND DESPAIR May 21, 2013
Saying Yes
- Heed the Orb!!! May 13, 2013
Empire of the Senseless
- That’s AllDid I have a dream last night that woke me up in fear? Or was it a dream that I had a dream that woke me up in fear? Such is my life. Filed under: Fridge Note, Shovels, the Self-pity goes to 11 […]
Blue Girl in a Technicolor Dream State
- Empathy Sustains Us April 20, 2013
Really Small Fish
- Jack Crow January 8, 2013
The Hollow Man (teh l4m3)
- Hive Mind May 22, 2013
Oh, man, it can already walk?
I am pretty sure Phil Collins has been able to walk for years.
Wow! This is a post that is much bigger than Texas!! I’d like to hear Phil narrate 3B’s!
Note to Goob- there are few years when your head is bigger than your butt… enjoy them!
I saw the last tour, fish, and I am not so sure.
Also, with what I paid for that ticket, I should not only get free lifetime admission to the Narrated Model, I should have the model delivered to my HOUSE.
But I would be most worried that in the middle of the narration, he starts crooning “Hold On My Heart”. that saccharine piece of tripe can bring ANYTHING to a grinding, awkward halt.
Also, wtf, Alamo?
I call any post with pictures of the Goob, “100% Awesome Content”.
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You can jail a Goob, but you can’t jail a Goob’s spirit.
Did you see Pee Wee’s bike in the basement?
The only S.A. movie I could think of was- wait for it- because it predates Pee Wee, AND I think it might even be more Brando than “The Last Starfighter”- “Cloak and Dagger” amirite????
Wow, way to dig down deep and drive one to the gap, Pinko. I did not see Clock and Dagger. I was too busy going to the movie theater to see drek like Krull.
I am so jealous. I wanted to see any and all of that crap!!!!!! My only hope was getting to seen Conan the Destroyer at the friend’s house who had cable and were allowed to eat Twinkies.
Speaking of Krull, perhaps you will enjoy this revisionist view?.
only if it is narrated by Paul Young.
Pinko, that was interesting and well written, but it’s a bad movie. I saw it again a few years ago and it really is a mess in terms of plot and acting. It’s only saving grace is that it’s visually interesting in parts, but the story is every bit as lunkheaded as a lot of other bad fantasy.
I also saw Conan the Destroyer in the theater — I was in high D&D mode at that time and would see anything involving swords and sorcery. Too bad nearly all of it was abysmal.
Wait…scales have phone books?
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oh man you guys have it all wrong. C and I watched Conan the Destroyer a few months ago and laughed the whole freaking time. Classic awesome sauce. So few movies deliver the constant hilarity. You think they will, but you can’t even stand 10 minutes.
also, even more importantly than Conan II, Goobie is so Goobie! she is adorable. You’re so lucky she will wear hats.
I loved every second of Conan II, but it wasn’t until recently when I saw the original, with spirit sex, human head soup and orgy town with Darth Vader voice that I realized the difference between I and II.
I love every second of the Goob too!
“It’s Wilt Chamberlain!” I pretty much said that every 5 minutes through the whole movie.
heck, I pretty much say that every five minutes of most days.
Apparently content means no content. So how bout those sox?
Yankees suck.
Complaining fish complains.
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You will regret
Wilt Chamberlain… I misread as Richard Chamberlain… slight difference.
As for Pee Wee, when I first saw this post, all I could think of was, “Welcome to the kitchen of the Alamo women!”
I first and last saw Krull in college, and I had the same reaction to it that I do to anything supernatural that originates, and I use that term loosely, from the mind of Stephen King: it would have been better if I experienced it when I was 12.