The Central Ombudsman’s Board of Accession (COBA), announced that after having received a rasher of complaints from the community on matters pertaining to Ombudsmen at Three Bulls Blog, it would establish a full committee of inquiry into the matter. This committee will meat and discuss the issues involved and return a report to COBA’s network of executive committees for further action on the matter.
“Today, we take another step in making Ombudsman review processes more fair, transparent, and responsive to the needs of community steakholders,” said O. Glomboly, spokesbudsman for COBA. “No holds barred. This is, once again, the fire starter of a new day for Ombudsmanry. We’ll be looking at some of the issues that the community has been having with Three Bulls Blog and its ‘network’.”
COBA has been smoked with complaints pertaining to Ombudsman matters at Three Bulls Blog. This new committee will be comprised of balanced and neutral representation. Already, some members have been appointed and are arriving for planning meetings.
The first and principal matter that the community will look into is the issue of a Three Bulls Blog Ombudsman, “Mendacious D, Ombirdspersonpantsmoose”, and his recent reference to the collection of people who sometimes frequent its comments section as the “Exalted Commentariat.” Many community steakholders objected to the commentariat being referred to as “Exalted”, particularly by an Ombudsman whose purpose and mission is to be neutral as per the COBA statutes. The committee will grill some of the commenters to see if they are in fact exalted, and whether this exalted status, factual or not, is really within the ambit of an Ombudsman to decide.
Said one of the newly appointed steakholder representatives, “It’s really pretty presumtuous for him to have said that, especially since this commentariat has shown extreme bias against certain classes of organisms and repeated lies and slander about them. Now, if you’ll excuse me, but my hand is a little red and sticky and I need to clean it before I pick up my steak again.” The community steakholder squirted a little lemon juice on the steak and wandered off.
Spokesman Glomboly declined to answer questions about future mandates for this committee, saying that other complaints pertaining to currently living community groups would be reviewed in due course.
r complaints pertaining to currently living community groups would be reviewed in due course.
BIAS DETECTED.
Words of Wisdom
you should hook up a circuit that connects to an ipod & speakers so that when the top is dislodged it plays Great White on repeat.
I just thought on this on the bus ride home.
Kathleen
PERTINENT
~
Southern Plains: Cooler weather was welcomed across most of Kansas and down into Texas, but it failed to bring much, if anything, in the way of rainfall this past week. A slight push northward of D0-D2 is depicted this week across northern Kansas, and northeastern Oklahoma saw an increase from D2 to D3 as well. Texas conditions continue to deteriorate what little they can from abysmal, with expansion of D3-D4 noted in the southeast, central, south-central, Big Bend region, and extreme south around Brownsville. The lack of tropical activity (Nate fizzled out and drifted into Mexico well to the south this week) and better odds of a second consecutive La Niña winter only add fuel to this well-fed and entrenched drought.
WHERE IS YOUR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER NOW, RICK PERRY????
~
I look forward to reading the committees non-opinion!
GILL-TEE!!!1!
~
The Committee definitely has to put a higher priority on the investigation of the rampant Zombigotry of the 3Bulls venues.
I have opinions on weird snack foods and am being denied my opportunity to share them with all o fyou!
We at the Citrus Fashion Association would like to state our solidarity with zombiekind. It is exactly this behavior at this blog, particularly the actions of Mr. Punko, about which we have been complaining literally for years! Discrimination against Hesperide-Americans, against zombies, and against other groups such as conservatives and Republicans runs rampant here. We hope that the COBA committee makes the appropriate conclusions and takes the requisite actions. The ombuds do not even do the minimum due diligence!
…bout which we have been complaining literally for years!
That’s your problem right there, Mr. or Mrs. Lover. Mr. Punko does not respond to literal criticism, whether literate or illiterate.
You’d do better with sign language, but for maximum impact I recommend music videos.
~
I Believe Citrus Lover would get better results if they complained through header submissions.
I do love headers.
Um,
nevermind.
I teed that up- I thought that would be instant zardoz on a Friday.
Instant Zardoz comes in a jar.
~
Ew.
This place is under the Zardoz Interdiction until zombie comments are given full freedom.
I suspect shenanigans by Captain Trollypants.
~
As (current) Ombuds, I have no comment, not even an Althousian non-comment noncommittal comment.
This is still bias, I’m sure.
I am too tired to make funny comments.
Good one, K!
OK, what excuses have the rest of you?
~
The Citrus Fashion Association would like to award this blog its new Kumquat Award as part of its recently established awards program. This awards program was created in order to encourage free expression that does not increase discrimination experienced by Hesperide-Americans. Three Bulls Blog has spent now well over a week without emitting the so-called “Grapefruit Chupacabra” slander about citrus products and fashions.
Well done, Three Bulls Blog!
That reminds me of the fraudulent “Protocols of the Elders of the Citrus Fashion Association”- presumably pushed by the Ranch Dressing Accessory Producers of America, their archenemies.
OK, what excuses have the rest of you?
I have been molested in the brain by the 3Bullsian Delish or-something-or-other zombie bannage.
And The War Criminal Post slander against the Mekons, right?
~
I have been distracted by the Emu War.
I am nothing if not subtle.