Hateroll Amnesty

Please, in comments discuss the people you see/hear on the internet that you now realize sometimes get your last nerve’s goat. I don’t want to call anyone anywhere out/about anything. I have the lowest of the least energy to concern myself with the wrongness of some certain people who seem to exist to Be Wrong on the Internet, and in fact opinioneering up Mt. Cobag is their actual form of support, again=FLAMES/FACE.

Get it off your chestesses, you know I love you all bestesses. Please feel free to comment anonymously so your deeply hurtful honesty is secluded into backstabville.

Please, feel free to poor your sweet vitriol upon us, we don’t mind, should you wish to spew so.

247 Responses to “Hateroll Amnesty”


  • Just check the box on the form if you want to include Matthew Yglesias.

    And then reflexively concern troll yourself on becoming an internet bully, even though he is terrible.

    Check the other box for McMegan!

    Anonymous anonymity for everyone else, especially if it is…

  • I’m calling out fish and Substance (IF that is his real name!) for being themselves, and also Mandos for not making a new post.
    ~

  • I have made a new post, just not there. I can occasionally be found here, making new posts. Occasionally.

  • Check and check.

    Is a certain “that’s the way it is so suck it up” attitude getting you down?

    Well if you were any good at blogging, you would succeed PP. There is always room for successful bloggers, and there is always a percentage that just can’t hack it. The system is designed to weed out the weak.

  • Actually, it is almost more mundane than that, though that is part of it. I was actually setoff by a post about something stupid that was so incredibly patronizing and annoying that I didn’t even want to argue about it on the internet.

    Additionally: foul-mouthed pseudonymous bloggers with control issues swinging internet dongs in a fake faux ironic way that merely emphasizes how much they probably want to swing their dong even though they effect a cartoonish version of dongswinging. Tiresome!

  • There are a couple of people that I aggressively avoid reading on the internet. But, I’d never call them out because that would be mean. Outta site, outta mind is my motto! But, then sometimes I let my guard down and think…. Ah, they’re not that bad and I’ll click on a comment they’ve made on some blog and ARRRGGGGH! There they are again saying things that drive me straight up a wall!!!!ExclamationPointsIntoInfinity!!!!!!!!

  • Yes, bg. Do you have any spare cookies? Asking for a friend.
    ~

  • Additionally: foul-mouthed pseudonymous bloggers with control issues swinging internet dongs in a fake faux ironic way that merely emphasizes how much they probably want to swing their dong even though they effect a cartoonish version of dongswinging. Tiresome!

    Hey, my dong is not a cartoon!

  • Your poop is.

    BG!!!!!!

    DRESS UP AS UNKNOWN AND UNLEASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I will admit that I feel like insufferable snobbiness type behavior is now very off-putting to me at Andogonpay. Also, Comrade Physioprof comes across as a kind of sociopath and the shtick is both old and disruptive. Pitchfork also continues to be terrible, and the fact that Pfork alums now write for tons of music outlets is sad.

  • David Atkins (thereisnospoon) at La Digs is an insufferable twit. Pedantic, opportunistic, and irritating, all in one irresistibly nutpunchable package.

  • Paul Campos at LGM is engaging in a crusade against law schools as a scam, and this is honorable, but the argument that law schools are a scam can easily be transferred to all colleges, and I am uncomfortable with this, because it is the right-wing topic du jour. That, and his style of argumentation can sometimes be evidence free tea-reading, and is more befitting Huff-Po or The Daily Beast (where he sometimes posts and I guess I wish he would go). Loomis is kind of the same way- a little bit of a bomb thrower and I wish he were more careful. It shouldn’t be that hard to disagree with Yglesias and hammer him without deliberately exaggerating stupid sh*t Yglesias says. Also, if there is a almost decade old omnipresent snack food, don’t act like you don’t know about it, just Google it and don’t comment.

    Josh Marshall is turning into a complete ass, and even the endearing thought of him playing Zoolander gasoline fight while a teenager does not make me smile, it makes me think that he does that to the world and news everyday “What? Sorry- wasn’t thinking about lighting my pipe at a gas station” [fit in your real world analogy]

    OH LOOK THE NEW iPHONE!

  • Mr. Pinko Punko at Three Bulls Blog.

  • One had me going back for the sheer ego and the blog’s wonder why everyone didn’t bow down before it. When another month or two would go by without sufficient bowing down… the blog would disappear, only to spring up again, just in case the world was finally ready to claim its brilliance. Not enough ever did, or did it well enough… and sure enough, it would close down again… only to spring up again… it was like a mirror facing a mirror.

  • I am intrigued by such a blog, J, and would like to subscribe to its newsletter.

  • I know this blog and it is every bit as awful as it sounds.

  • Campos is also annoying with his over-argued anti-anti-fat campaign, where he acts like a climate denier except for fat.

  • Also the open fellatio of the military by Farley at LGM leaves not much to recommend it.

  • IHAT THAT ZOMBIE JERKHOLE.

    Good for you for blocking him from Delish or Disgust.

  • I blame the zombie. Zombies know that certain bloggers cannot figure out how to get around their spam system, and the constant attention on this sensitive topic makes people think that certain Delicious and Disgusting bloggers are morans.

  • No way am I wasting sweet vitriol when there’s a barrel of the stinky vitriol out back by the dumpster.

  • Splash it on me like I am Oscar the Grouch in a scene from Flashdance.

  • Pretty much all of the pro-Mac bloggers. I’ve been biting my tongue hard (well, until recently) about all of the Jobs hagiography. Here lies a man who sealed in another generation of mass technological incompetence, ignorance, and social control.

  • Those cat-loafs make a pretty awesome header, Mandos.

    I cancel my h8-rollling of Mandos, and will substitute Scott Lemieux and Robert Farley instead (IF those are their real names!).

    Note: I started writing this comment right after Mandos responded above, and therefore claim PREEMPTION over subsequent LGM h8in’.
    ~

  • Also, if there is a almost decade old omnipresent snack food, don’t act like you don’t know about it, just Google it and don’t comment.

    Ah, yes. But, is the whole point them being *cool* by not knowing? And they’re so cool that they don’t know that they have to tell everyone they don’t know? Maybe I’m wrong about your comment and am just using to make my point about a certain type of blogger/FBer/Twitterer:

    People who feel the need TO POST THAT THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHO AMANDA KNOX IS.

    Or Michael Jackson’s doctor. Or whatever person’s on trial for whatever horrible thing that cable news cannot stop showing.

    Yes, we know how smart you are and how above it all you are and we understand your point but stop shoving it down our throats because you look like an idiot when you do it so EAT IT.

    Also, there is a guy who behaves so poorly with women (and vice versa) on FB that I’m surprised I didn’t get an STD just by accepting his friend request.

    UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR.

  • Mandos, I was sad when Steve Jobs died. I think it was a mixture of thinking I’ve fallen short in my own life, hoping I’ve got the time and energy to do better and more, admiring someone who was able to innovate the way he did, and then plain old sadness that that’s what eventually happens to everyone, and dammit, that makes me sad.

  • Of course, I separate Jobs the person with Jobs the icon. I am of course sad for his family. Cancer is awful. But a lot of people are mourning Jobs the celebrity icon, and that has been making my teeth hurt and tongue bleed. It’s hypocritical of me, since I would probably object if my own oxen were gored like that, but I took the hateroll amnesty as an opportunity to vent about my current bloggy peeve.

  • ifthe-etc-etc: Thanks. Those cat-loaves weren’t my idea, of course. I joined the blog late in the game, although I was reading it since its inception four years ago. The main posters, deBeauxOs and fern hill, are some of my fellow CCA conspirators.

  • Yes, we know how smart you are and how above it all you are and we understand your point but stop shoving it down our throats because you look like an idiot when you do it so EAT IT.

    This sounds like the blog I was talking about…

    BG- who’s the STDFB guy???

  • Mandos, you might be surprised to learn that I recently defended Bill Gates over Steve Jobs. Basically at least Gates made his coin then left to do something better for the world. Jobs worked himself to death to sell you one more incremental improvement of the smart phone.

  • I would like to complain about fish.

    lol

  • I guess I just want to be an icon.

    Is that so wrong?

  • Jennifer, I’ll email you. Not sure if you “know” him or not.

  • You know who else I hate on the Internet?

    Frontrunners.

    The people who are so desperate to look cool and all knowing that they cling on to whatever is “hot” at the moment and take whatever position that makes them look the coolest.

    BARF.

  • Being able to vent like this is awesome!

    I fear karma…

  • BG- I would like to add that those people usually don’t realize when a joke has been made and must explain to you that you just made a joke.

    I must no prep my battitude for re-entry into the bat studio… they’re not bloggers, but boy could I rant. I won’t though, out of fear for that karma and the fact that I’m afraid they’ll find the rantings… and also out of respect for those I like.

    I could also rant about the “real artist” who taught after I did last time… but won’t…

    I will rant about bloggers who use the ellipsis too much. IT’S AN ADDICTION… and… I… must… stop…

  • Bloggers that appear so nice all the time but all of a sudden (when given an opening), they unload all over everybody. A couple of years in NYC might teach them how to be mean all the time so they don’t have to rely on PP so much.

    I would also like to complain about Brando and his refusal to post cute cat pictures with amusingly misspelled captions, AS IF THE CATS WERE WRITING THE WORDS THEMSELVES!!!

  • if there is a almost decade old omnipresent snack food

    El thought you said, “Omniscient snack food.”

    Perhaps El is nomiscient.

  • Jennifer: The joke’s on them!

    Get it? lol

    glue birl, if that is indeed your real name—I have not been very nice for awhile. That’s one reason I haven’t been blogging.

    I’m trying to be better, though. So, give me credit for that!

    Also, if you feel you must, you are free to call me an icon.

  • A couple of years in NYC might teach them how to be mean all the time so they don’t have to rely on PP so much.

    New Yorkers are so phoney in their meanness.

    I have proof!

  • BG is such an iconoclast.

  • so they don’t have to rely on PP so much.

    That is a sweet thought. And I appreciate PP’s hospitality here, providing me with a possible breakthrough. Cuz, you know, it’s all about me.

    Also, I was thinking that the timing of all this unloading might coincide with it being a full moon.

  • Just get it out, people.

    I will say that people that claim there is no such thing as liking something ironically, when that’s all they really do, and yet the same people are the ones that are the first in line to say something else is overrated, or that they like something for a second but they are so over it now. SHUT UP. It is OK to explain your likes and dislikes and why you have fallen in and out of like with something- it is the way it is done that makes me wanna SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT AT THE DEVIL.

    But this isn’t even a vent because it is doing that “some people” thing. I gotta put the cloaking device on and name some serious names. TREMBLE, INTERNET.

    fish I think is wrong RE: Jobs. It is great that Gates does what he does with his money. To hammer Jobs for being incremental is besides the point- this is like people getting mad that the next version of a product isn’t a revolution because they have become so used to actual products being “revolutionary”- does fish settle for incremental progress in the fishbowl at times because these are the steps one has to take in between breakthroughs?*

    I think people were mostly sad because the guy was 56 and it seems young, and the gadgets have been pretty exciting. Yeah, it is a stupid phone, but how long have we had computers and some of this technology and how many things have made us feel a little bit like kids again in terms of that wow thing. Not that many. But I appreciate Mandos using the thread as designed.

    *Yes, when pooping.

  • I lived over 2 decades in NYC. Can you tell?

    *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!*
    ~

  • I think people were mostly sad because the guy was 56 and it seems young

    SEEMS? Arg! I cluck my tongue (I hate to say hate) people who think it is OLD. Yes, it’s old in terms of potty-training and graduating from high school and for first kisses and… and… any number of things, but all in all, it’s not old… doesn’t even “seem” old. It’s too young, no matter how much was accomplished.

  • Oops. El has no clue who he is today. Perhaps El needs some youth tonic.

  • lol @ “TREMBLE, INTERNET.”

    how many things have made us feel a little bit like kids again

    There’s a lot to that, I think. Even to the point where maybe we *need* celebrity icons. It’s fun to have someone to look up to and admire. The older you get, the harder those people are to find.

    I know what I mean, but I can’t figure out how to argue the point effectively.

  • I’m trying to think of who I could actually “name” in a complaint so that I’m following the rules better. How ’bout this:

    I really like Andrew Sullivan’s blog. I like how issues are hashed through with nine million opinions, from every which angle. I appreciate that and at times really love the way he writes. HOWEVER: I really do not want to know anymore about his beard fetish.

  • I am trembling as I’m about to go into bat duty… and go head to head withe woman who says my stuff is not as good as this. :(

    But… should I make it back, I expect to find names!! Yes, Pinko naming names! Lots of names! Unless one of them is mine… then just keep that to yourself.

    OK- self-actualization beckons.

  • Consumer products are not revolutionary. They are very nice and often fun. But a life completely dedicated to producing the next WOW! consumer gadget isn’t maybe something I ultimately see as being so awesome.

    Gates is trying to alleviate suffering of more than McMegan hipsters in need of a technofix.

    That said, love my iPhone…

  • It *could* be that Bill Gates and his wife promote the way they do good. And it *could* be that Steve Jobs did good deeds every day without anyone knowing about it.

    It’s just that it’s been announced and promoted what the Gates’ have done and do.

    So in the end Gates is the better marketer?

  • But a life *completely* dedicated

    Unprovable.

  • People who feel the need TO POST THAT THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHO AMANDA KNOX IS.

    I still have never owned a cell phone.
    ~

  • I am trembling as I’m about to go into bat duty… and go head to head withe woman who says my stuff is not as good as this.

    Just tell her that it’s cool to like a really big cock symbol in a pond, but why not paint the cock?

  • And it *could* be that Steve Jobs did good deeds every day without anyone knowing about it.

    Or he could be a jerk.

    I know you are right BG, I don’t know. But the general public has about the same amount of info on his charitable giving as I do, and the public persona of a crazy hard-working ruthless businessman generates hagiographies all around. Not many are asking, “is that really what we value in human beings?”

  • fish, that means your iPhone is a guilty pleasure, and since those do or do not exist, you are now open for denouncement and denouncing- awesome! And Lion just autocorrected iPhone with lower case P to capital P, so I think Mandos is correct. FASCIST.

    Blue Girl is on my list because Andrew Sullivan is kind of like Yglesias, but with more Green Lantern.

    I would say that in general people do not value human beings. I think there is a desire to have things shiny, nice, new, wow the more that we only have these baubles (and many don’t even have that) to replace more substantial hopes and dreams about the world. Apple crap is that game that Riker brought back and everyone on the Enterprise got addicted to it. I dropped that allusion for K, because I wanted to feel even more grandpa and dorkapottamus.

  • “is that really what we value in human beings?”

    That is a very philosophical question that I could totally dive into. You know, the whole full moon and everything.

    What bugs me about someone may not bug you. And vice versa. (2nd time I’ve used that in this thread!) And my complaints above, my *unloading* so to speak, was only related to two people (sans Sullivan). And other people *besides* those two people could have and probably *have* done all of the things I’ve complained about — yet! It hasn’t bugged me when they’ve done it. I have no idea why some people (on a computer screen!) bug me and some don’t.

    My reasons are more emotional where yours are probably more science-y. Or not.

    I didn’t know Steve Jobs, I’m not some sort of tech-y geek who likes to take apart the motherboard and put it back together (lol) but I have always used a Mac, so I felt connected in some weird, strange way that makes no sense and I was sad when he died. Do I wish he was a better person? I wish *I* was a better person.

    Do you have any idea how large my carbon footprint is?

    It is an embarrassment to liberal heathens everywhere.

  • Correction:

    STD guy’s behavior on Facebook is unacceptable to me and should be unacceptable to anyone who witnesses it. I’ve never seen anyone else do it but him. And it’s gross.

  • I love BG. I want to send her hypothetical cookies that I am too tired to think about making, but that I know she will love.

    I wish BG could see this document that my colleague sent me. The comments of his preferring the status quo for umpteen stupid reasons on it made me react the way some people react to the “Obama’s hands were tied” blogpostathon.

    I feel sad when someone I respect has an opinion that I think is so incredibly worthless that I immediately feel enraged by their idiocy. People should be able to have differences of opinion, but sometimes I think some opinions are super dumb and counter productive. I am a mean person today.

    I guess I think that people should be able to have different opinions, but isn’t theer some kind of opinion that would make you not want to ever be friends with someone? Like Yglesias- how could he possibly tolerate being in McMegan’s house and eating with someone so loathsome, who consorts with someone even more loathsome? How can you check your filter for loathsome thinking at the door?

    FULL MOON EMPTY HEART

  • BG- Did you send the email? I see nothing revealing who STD guy might be.

    I have no idea why some people (on a computer screen!) bug me and some don’t.

    And the same goes for the opposite- how you can find yourself very at home with a bunch of strangers… so at home, that you’ll eat their baked goods and not give poison a second thought.

    made me react the way some people react to the “Obama’s hands were tied” blogpostathon.

    I heard that again this afternoon, but didn’t mind it as much as the ones who said, “Cain will save this country!”

    Substance made my day. I’m just glad I didn’t see that comment before I left.

  • Jennifer, I haven’t emailed it yet! I will after this comment. Again, I’m not sure you know the dude.

    but isn’t theer some kind of opinion that would make you not want to ever be friends with someone?

    Yes, I can think of one, specifically. My parents belong to a country club. I boycotted that place from the time they joined (I was 15) until I had BK and my mom wanted to take him swimming there, etc., and I thought, ok, whatever. I raised him right though… :) We went there for Easter dinner one year (BK was probably 13-ish) and when we walked in he said, “Looks like a Halliburton convention in this place.” lol

    Anyway! Fast forward several years to last year. I met my mother there for dinner and two of her “friends” came over to our table. They were so snobby and stuck up and mean and nasty, looking down their noses at everyone with their bob haircuts and their duck belts and the one lady criticizing her own brother because “he’s an artist” and why is he wasting his life like that. BLECH!

    So, yes. There are some people I cannot deal with.

  • Like Yglesias- how could he possibly tolerate being in McMegan’s house and eating with someone so loathsome, who consorts with someone even more loathsome?

    When you’re in The Class Which Nothing Can Happen To it’s just a bunch of silly ideas, silly!

  • but isn’t theer some kind of opinion that would make you not want to ever be friends with someone?

    The paranoid, elitist, religious right. I’ve had enough.

    The “you don’t believe EXACTLY as I do, and therefore, you’re WRONG AND A THREAT!”

  • I think you draw the line with people you cannot give the benefit of the doubt to anymore. Wherever that line is for you.

  • Wherever that line is for you.

    People that lick ice cream cones wrong.

  • “While the case against Mr. Chaney involves celebrities who were targeted because of their fame, this case reminds us that we are all potential victims of computer hackers,” said United States Attorney André Birotte Jr.

    Meanwhile Dick Cheney laughed and laughed.
    ~

  • I think Slate is terrible but this is basically why this thread here at 3B needs to exist:

    http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/sure_the_strokes._keep_telling_yourself_that#When:21:16:32Z

    A straight up troll in response to original troll article. I’m too tired to look up way back in Pandagon history where AM trashed the White Stripes as being retro retreads. Hipsterthanthou is like the worlds toughest job for a continuity editor- you basically have to retcon every changing opinion.

    Also, I love Dandy Warhols Welcome to the Monkey House, so I am forced to give grudging credit to the trolling. And I love Dum Dum Girls. But I do not like Sleater-Kinney and The Strokes are much more enjoyable, and it isn’t because of their white penises.

  • Here’s the next infinity TPM headlines:

    “You Don’t Say”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Someone goes all In”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “I don’t think that word means what you think it means”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “That sounds like a great idea!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “#hashtagjokefail”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH (this one is extra meta)

    “BLAH BLAH BLAH”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Ooooooooh, shiny!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “SPACE OUTER SPACE WHOA!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Friend us on Mindbrain!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Our new iPad App”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

  • Here’s the next infinity Washington Post headlines:

    Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Iran!
    ~

  • If fish knew how all Steve Jobs I just went on a few people, he would probably write a post about what a jerk I am. lol

  • I’ve never heard that as a euphemism for anything. Kids these days.

  • Here is an example of something I hate in my own writing. Every assertion is qualified with a “very” or “really” or “actually” or “pretty much”. But I avoid the mistake of quoting Jonathan Chait.

    Also it’s been over three days and Steve Jobs remains DEAD DEAD DEAD.

  • I sort of agree with Substance, (if that ACTUALLY IS his real name).
    ~

  • wow I’ve really missed out. Stupid work.

  • I hate mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, mother-fucking American and New Zealand conservatives. Honestly, enough is enough, grow up and extract your shit-covered heads, you are completely wrong and believe things my children would find nonsencical.
    There is one guy who only posts on New Zealand politics sites, as far as I know, who is a troll. Occasionally he does the “O that we were all brothers together” crap and gets all sentimental, but mostly he is a spiteful arsehole. He had a go at me just yesterday and did actually apologize once three people had pointed out he was wrong. He has been the cause of some very good commentators leaving the site he infests whilst he hangs around like a fart in a Russian space station
    Craig Ranapia is his name

  • “You Don’t Say”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Someone goes all In”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “I don’t think that word means what you think it means”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “That sounds like a great idea!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “#hashtagjokefail”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH (this one is extra meta)

    BLAH BLAH BLAH
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Ooooooooh, shiny!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “SPACE OUTER SPACE WHOA!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Friend us on Mindbrain!”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    “Our new iPad App”
    BLAH BLAH BLAH

    In order:

    3B, 3B, (It was only funny the first hundred times, Mister) Benen, Digby, (Shorter) Atrios, 3B, Ezra, Everyone (is a f#cking particle physicist these days), The Huffing Gin Post, 3B*.

    Also, that Mendacious Ombudsthing has no idea what he’s doing.

    *Note that 3B does not, in fact, have an iPad app. But it’s the sort of post title that Pinko would write in a glaringly obvious ploy to extract more hilarious comments from his jaded and beautiful readership.

  • Also it’s been over three days and Steve Jobs remains DEAD DEAD DEAD.

    AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.

    But I reveal too much.

    Suffice to say, part of the plans for the zompocalypse involve sending Zombie Guy Kawasaki to violate Mandos in several ways.

  • Perhaps we should hijack this thread and posit what a 3B app might look like. Maybe like this.

  • Note that 3B does not, in fact, have an iPad app.

    Cripes, they barely have an INTENET app, in that thudner and I are classified as Spam on AT LEAST ONE PAGE, and I am a-feared to even try any other pages most days, so I suspect the ability to iPadify 3Bulls is being destroyed by MENTAL RAYS FROM MANDOS.

  • I fishclicked, it was horribly worth it.

  • Sparkly knickers is a great unkindness.

  • Thus begins the DOOM OF MANDOS:

    “Chundermuffins unnumbered ye shall shed, and the Valar shall shut the iPad against you, and shut out iOS, so that not even the HTML5 of your lamentations shall pass over the Intertubes. On the Fanboys of Apple the wrath of the Valar lieth from the West unto the uttermost East, and upon all those that follow them it shall be laid also. Their touchscreens shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the Three Bulls that they have sworn to iPadify. To emu end shall all things shall all apps turn that they begin well; and by treason of AppStore unto iTunes, and the fear of treason, shall this come to pass. The Constantly Degraded shall they be for ever…”

  • lol @ “and ever snatch away the Three Bulls that they have sworn to iPadify.”

    Quite poetic!

  • I have to share this utterly absurd marketing exercise with you, safe in the knowledge that none of you would actually give that creature money.

    Do check out the FAQ. Extra mental image:

    Why is Rush putting his name on a tea?
    On Rush and Kathryn’s wedding night, Kathryn said to him – “Rush, why don’t you put your mug on a tea beverage dressed up in colonial costume including a wig with a bow and a tricorn hat, riding a frightened-horse, holding a bottle of tea with an American flag on it?” As she was pouring over historical poems and references in her galloping mind, Kathryn said, “We should call it Two If By Tea™!” Rush said, “Ok!”

    HOTTT. Here, have some brain bleach.

  • I now hate Mandos. No need to hide my identity.

  • …but it’s the sort of post title that Pinko would write in a glaringly obvious ploy to extract more hilarious comments from his jaded and beautiful readership.

    So you’re saying Pinko is just trying to manipulate us whenever he takes Five time off from fighting off the droughts, wildfires, and alligators with his garden hose?
    ~

  • fish should already have known about it. It’s not like the ads aren’t all over DC. Or were in the summer.

    Just finding new ways to constantly degrade everyone.

  • Damn… and I know better than to click fishlinks.

    MY EYES!

  • I would like to complain about Somerby and Greenwald. I am generally in agreement with much of what they have to say, but every time I read them I want to give them a nutpunch. They both set my teeth on edge with a rhetorical style designed to alienate as many people as possible.

  • Greenwald bugs me a lot more than Somerby, as I am the resident Somerby apologist.

  • Greenwald bugs me a lot more than Somerby, as I am the resident Somerby apologist.

    The opposite of what Pinko just said, said the opposite of Pinko sayer.

    (Not to be confused with Leo.)
    ~

  • as I am the resident Somerby apologist.

    He got under David Atkins’ skin, so that is one in the plus column.

  • The opposite of sayering RE:fishclicks

    You make me feel like clicking, gonna click the night away

  • I am very angry I have not been mentioned. You all can bite me.

  • Oh. I have absolutely no reply to that.

  • But I guess if I think about it, I kinda like you too.

    Let’s all hold hands and sing!

  • But friend rap is not really that fun. We’ll have to fight about something, if “they” have their way. Trying to drive a wedge between this blog and its readers.

  • 1) Those who saith wrong things ‘pon the internet are verily formed of the vilest and most profane pools of corruption, being born backward from goats, yea, e’en being eaters of broken meats. Forsooth, there be no such thing as the internet which they might undertake to mount themselves upon, yet one still findeth they disport in those wanton precincts so displayed. And what use do they avail of from these unheimlich maneuvers which so raiseth them to view astride a nonexistence? They poureth over the innocent the wrongness which hath clawed it’s way from the depths to feast ‘pon their misshapen and stunted soul-stuff, ensuring that the virtuous and untainted must breast not just the currents of fortune but the tide of effluvium unleashed from their cacodæmonickal expurgations.

    2) Splash it on me like I am Oscar the Grouch in a scene from Flashdance

    Pinko’s mission, should he choose to accept it, is to get the Oscar the Grouch reboot of Flashdance greenlighted.

    3) I have no idea who Amanda Knox is. I didn’t know who Michael Jackson’s doctor was either when his name was mentioned a couple of days ago, and I’ve now forgotten the name. I suspect this does in fact make me better than somebody, but it is likely somebody I know even less about than Amanda Knox and Michael Jackson’s doctor. Though maybe not, since I’m probably better than Michael Jackson’s doctor, but maybe so, since that’s probably for a different reason.

    4) I guess I just want to be an icon.

    And hey, no granting BG’s wishes such that she’s an icon in one of those 18th century Russian churches where the believers locked themselves in and burned the building down. ‘Cause that would kinda suck. Unless that’s what she was aiming for. Which I guess would imply Steve Jobs has been reincarnated as an 18th century Russian icon. Ponyatno.

    5) does fish settle for incremental progress in the fishbowl at times because these are the steps one has to take in between breakthroughs

    The fishbowl is classic and timeless. Black was once the new fishbowl.

    6) Jennifer, that this is wrong. Probably wrong in the way being wrong on the internet is wrong (see above). I assume it doesn’t get any better when seen at closer to full size?

    (And I’m actually sort of scared of what an enormous phallus might look like painted by that artist. Though I have a horrible suspicion that it’s possible to buy a version of that painting where the image changes to a giant phallus if you look at it from the right angle, and that said objet is hanging in fundamentalist bedrooms throughout America. Perhaps next to a sampler with the text of Beverly LaHaye’s advice about Godly uses of the clitoris.)

    7) Also, Jennifer, are you saying you know what it’s like to be a bat?

    8‍) fish, that means your iPhone is a guilty pleasure

    Now I have the mysterious urge to bonk Pinko with the thighbone of Bernard Williams.

    9) Points 7 and 8 probably correspond to DSM indicators that I have been reading too much philosophy recently. No doubt a condition that is terminal. There is no parking in the red zone.

    10) I remain anosognostic as to whether point 1 above bears any relationship to internet-borne STDs.

    11) you’ll eat their baked goods and not give poison a second thought

    Probably a related syndrome to eating snackfoods without giving authoritarian tyranny a second thought.

    12) FULL MOON EMPTY HEART

    It is surprising that The Black Heart Procession never got around to writing that one.

    13) In today’s economy, doubts are losing all their benefits.

  • ????
    ???
    ???????????????
    ?????????????

  • Probably a related syndrome to eating snackfoods without giving authoritarian tyranny a second thought.

    What happens when you think about authoritarian tyranny and then eat a snack?

    ????? (Yu?sèfu k? ní)

    My tyranny has a first name
    It’s J-O-S-E-P-H
    My tyranny has a second name
    It’s K-O-N-Y
    Please hunt him down every day
    And if you ask me why I’ll say
    Because Joseph Kony has a way of commanding the bat-shit crazy L-R-A

    (I’m reluctant to submit this because I feel it is pointless and in very poor taste. PP- you have full permission to kick my ass.)

  • ????? – ??????
    ??? Amanda Knox
    ??????????
    ?????????

  • I have no idea who this Joseph Kony is that everyone keeps talking about.

  • I have no idea what this 999 thing is that everyone keeps talking about.

  • no granting BG’s wishes such that she’s an icon in one of those 18th century Russian churches where the believers locked themselves in and burned the building down. ‘Cause that would kinda suck. Unless that’s what she was aiming for.

    I just want to be world famous and loved by everyone. I don’t think I need time travel.

  • Now that I’ve had time to think about it, time travel will be fine. Just no fire.

  • BG has never heard of Kony Kapitalism?
    ~

  • I just read about him. He does not appear to be a very nice person.

  • If our next entanglement is that guy or Iran, I definitely prefer that guy to get drone punched. I find myself sad that the media just thinks about this stuff as “ooooooh, a plot twist! SHINY!”

  • What, “Blue” “Girl”, you think you’re better than me?

  • Speaking of Black, is teh Lord blogging from Club Fed?

    Per wikiwaki, he was sent to the big house on September 6, 2011.
    ~

  • Even if I am world famous and loved by all, I would never consider myself better than anyone.

    I was just consider myself more famous and more loved than anyone.

  • “I was just”

    THAT’S the sort of thing I am world famous for.

  • It’s nice to see the words of plover again.

    BG- if you become that famous, you’ll want to time travel back to a time when you weren’t, just so you can remember what it was like not to have the anti-BG sentiment out there as well. There is always a flip side.

    LOL @ thundra and teh Lord.

  • Relevant to our LRA interests. Although I will troll Drum and ask how do we know Obama didn’t just write that Wikipedia entry himself???

  • thunder: The Train Station Raja, Lord Black of Crossharbour, writes regularly for *spit* the Notional Pest, which he founded to subvert Canadian democracy and gain more cred with the people he aspired to ape, who threw him without hesitation under the bus. I’m not sure how to express why that article (or pretty much anything else he writes) makes me boil over with contempt. MenD or Substance may be able to put it better…

    …and he has the temerity to tell the protesters “yer doing it wrong”…

  • Yay! Both plover AND Asian Symbol.

    Does Coney Capitalism happen on Coney Island? I’d say it does!

  • I think chinese monkey symbol and plover are yin and yang.

  • Wise advice, Jennifer. Although, being world famous for typos and dropping random nonsensical words into sentences, I do believe there would be Zombie haters in every century!

  • That person is on my hateroll. Regular fritos are perfect for what they are. This is not something you need to master at home. Unlike fried glutinous sticky rice. Or soft, warm pretzels.

  • delicious or disgusting?

  • Last Sunday we were walking down the street and I saw the paper in the kiosk the headline said
    MAVERICK VISIONARY

    and my first thought was “that is the WORST picture of Steve Jobs I have ever seen!” before I realized it was Al Davis.

  • You got your Silicon Valley in my East Bay Icon!

    I got a bunch of crap for D/D today.

    Couple o’ these:
    http://www.goldenflake.com/products.html

    And some Nestle Baby Ruth spinoff. Plasticky, ass.

    And since I haterolled him elsewhere in public today, Tbogg. Good lines occasionally, but he’s not that bright and he takes cheap shots.

    Edroso on the other hand, is a giant and his own man. He is great, in addition to being super sharp.

  • Or soft, warm pretzels.

    Which I can get at any moment, from literally any place I visit in my new home. They are stupendously good, although not quite so food-porny like Auntie Anne’s.

    I’m sure all of this is available in Big Texas.

    Haterolling me yet?

  • I LIKE cheap shots.

    Just ask Mandos.

  • And since I haterolled him elsewhere in public today, Tbogg. Good lines occasionally, but he’s not that bright and he takes cheap shots.

    Edroso on the other hand, is a giant and his own man. He is great, in addition to being super sharp.

    I agree with your analysis.

  • I just love when Tbogg makes free Mumia jokes.

  • Edroso is awesome.

    I have some sort of Delish or Disgust post (unfinished, like so many others). It’s Fritos Honey BBQ Flavor Twists.
    ~

  • Those are delicious, thunder, but K thinks they are the chocolate skittles of fritos, so we could have a good discussion.

  • I felt a little bit of hate when reading this comment this morning:

    After watching the Occupy Something ??? I do understand why God chose to flood the earth. I hope there are more wise people than stupid, ignorant, or who just don’t care…. Bc the majority rules here. :/ that is scary. I hope we have…

    Sad thing is, they probably look upon themselves as a modern day Robin Hood, not realizing that the ones they want to steal from, pay their neighbors.

    And as for the homemade Fritos… that gets me about as riled up as those people who suggest we can make our own tampons. Not doing it.

  • Oops, I forgot italics. The frito/tampon comment at the end is mine, and does not express the views of the holy hater.

  • Those are delicious, thunder, but K thinks they are the chocolate skittles of fritos, so we could have a good discussion.

    WELL, SOME OF YOU COULD HAVE A DISCUSSION.

  • I just love when Tbogg makes free Mumia jokes.

    I love it when fish gets whiny.

  • I don’t mind when he makes Chomsky jokes. Hippies need to get punched.

  • So you don’t like Josh Marshall, Atrios, Kos, TBogg, Digby, John Amato, Kevin Drum, firedoglake, Glenn Greenwald, LGM, or Steve Jobs.

    Edroso is OK.

    Thers, Amanda Marcotte, and driftglass are indeterminate.

    I imagine Tintin is even blogger non grata now that he’s hit the big time.

    Wow, the Purity Stench is strong over here. Shan’t be back.

  • Don’t mock Greenwald, emm-effers.

    I’ll take hostages.
    ~

  • If you read closely, Amanda Marcotte seems to be the reason for this thread. Sometimes she’s really good, but the IMS stuff is too much and is off-putting. Kevin Drum is a splart, but he’s our splart and fine, I guess, as far as it goes. I am OK with LGM, save Campos. Loomis is good and bad at the same time. Can’t explain. FDL is kind of crazy. Greenwald is grating but maybe OK. Atrios is fine, though way lazier than he would like to admit.

    Who’s Kos?

  • I hate it when someone suggests people should lay their own eggs… wait, that was my unconscious last night…  <– look! an ellipsis, u kno u wanna h8 it

    And no more stealing shorebird eggs, we have tachyons

    (I think)

  • WE ARE ALL KOS.

    but the IMS stuff is too much and is off-putting.

    Hey, I’m an IMS.

  • Hahaha- hahahhaahahahahahahaha. I’d sooner send you my brain in a box that take the Zombie for an IMS!

    It is hateroll amnesty, so we gotta get it out.

    I hate how __ ruined the internet for a long time. THE ENTIRE INTERNET.

  • I’d sooner send you my brain in a box that take the Zombie for an IMS!

    You’ve obv never heard me rattle on about the Mekons.

    yeah. Imma leave that underlined rather than change it back. Stupid zombie typing fingahs.

  • I’m testing if we can see italicized underscores or not:

    Not italicized
    __

    Italicized
    __

  • You all are playing musical brains again, aren’t you?

  • I have never understood the Atrios love. He just links to things. And the comments are like: FRIST!

    Someone mentioned someone in this thread in a negative way and I TOTALLY AGREE WITH IT.

  • I would, just for the sake of it, like to hateroll all metacomments on this thread.

  • No points for sincerity?

  • I’d guess Pinko would take points off for sincerity.
    ~

  • He says he would, but do you think he really means it?

  • Insufferable Music Snob, GEeb.

    I TOTALLY AM.

    Also, I took Amanda’s recommendations for a bunch of music that is better than the Strokes recently, SO MY IMS CREDS ARE UP-TO-DATE.

    Hmpf. I am probably banned from Song of The Day now too.

  • Trust me Zrm, you’d get eaten alive, and that is the opposite of what you want!

    Sleater-Kinney, I do not like them, if I must be honest.

  • OMG PP is moving from haterolling bloggers to bands!!!!!!!!1

    MISSION DRIFT

  • Sleater-Kinney, I do not like them, if I must be honest.

    HERETIC.

    Next you’ll tell me you don’t like the Mekons.

    I WILL EAT YOUR BRANES.

    Also, Guy on a Buffalo is kind of dumb.

  • I’m h8-rolling people who say the Tea Party teabaggers and Occupy Wall Street have a lot in common.
    ~

  • It’s not the blog I hate it’s their bands

  • So you don’t like Josh Marshall, Atrios, Kos, TBogg, Digby, John Amato, Kevin Drum, firedoglake, Glenn Greenwald, LGM, or Steve Jobs.

    You forgot The General, Booman, and McEwan. All pretty cobaggish.

  • In addition to having IMPECCABLE musical taste, I have Edroso’s book on my iPad, so YES, I am way cooler than Pinko.

    PITCHFORK, CALL ME!

  • so YES, I am way cooler than Pinko.

    Well sure, Wisconsin versus Texas.

    Although I see Texas has gotten a lot cooler lately (Brownsville and the border is still pretty hot, though).

    I wonder if it’s because Perry knocked himself out with his buffoonery?

    (Heh heh, that’s why Cain is the new wingnut hope…absolutely NO BUFFOONERY there!)
    ~

  • I have never understood the Atrios love.

    I read him because of the links, but where there are things to write he writes them cleanly, simply, swears a lot, and gets straight to what the message really is rather than picking at details. I like the geek interest in urban planning. I don’t mind the laziness: what, I demand better free stuff?

    One in a blue moon I might look at the comments.

  • I used to comment at Atrios, back when a thread would get like ten comments total.

    I also like the urban planning POV also too.

    pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpthp, haters.

  • Atrios gets a lot of points because he usually is pretty clear on the BS- like the economy, and he seems smart. He doesn’t play horserace either, but he also doesn’t call out BS in his neighborhood.

    The General is an ultracobag, that is for sure. I think I don’t or have never really read Booman. What was the thing that was popular before Booman- Vast Left or something? Someplace that went crazytown.

    Ah good times. Remember when you could read fafblog without hating the world and being massively depressed? Does the Rude Pundit still exist? The good ol’ Poor Man? And Norbiz? Super funny guy. Even though he’d be on the hate roll here. Nobody complained more about not getting comments and yet nobody interacted less with commenters, other than to probably rightly imply that the internet was stupid and pointless for discussion. And whatshisname- that one guy’s super funny brother? Also the a and p collective. And our onion belts.

  • Wow. That was the quickest Alzheimer’s descent I’ve ever seen.

  • One in a blue moon I might look at the comments.

    You’ll find me there, staring back at you!

    /Muad’Dib
    ~

  • Atrios does put up some questionable youtubers, for sure.
    ~

  • O, but don’t we all?

    I will be contrarian (I learned it from Mandos) and say Atrios inspired me to start a blog.

    At least the first one.

    The second one was society’s fault. The third I am gonna blame on Scott Walker. And fish.

    The current one? BLAMED ON THE DEATH SPIRAL OF THE UNIVERSE, MOVING BACKWARDS IN TIME.

  • Thunder, watch out for mature, very big, aggressive…big cats and bears hiding in the dark and in trees.

    OMG

    http://www.suntimes.com/8292765-417/exotic-animals-escape-ohio-preserve-dozens-shot-to-death.html

  • I like atrios although he does give MattY too much cred. He also didn’t call bs on MattY imitating him on urban planning and stealing his hobby to write a book. The poorman was teh awesome. Fafblog was/is teh awesome. I am now passionately in love with Yves and her cob-loggers at NakedCapitalism. Zerohedge is an entertaining cesspool of goldbugs and Paul supporters but with real chops on calling Wall St BS (a steady source for Taibbi who is one of the best in the MSM).

  • I would now like to add Frank Viviano to my list of total cobags.

  • Did you enjoy this, fish?

    Yet if two-thirds of the 28 million progressive stay-at-homes had gone to the polls last year, the U.S. Congress today would be in the hands of a solid Democratic majority beholden to liberal votes.

    Just like in 2008! Bee-holdin’, Beaches!
    ~

  • will be contrarian (I learned it from Mandos) and say Atrios inspired me to start a blog.

    At least the first one.

    The second one was society’s fault. The third I am gonna blame on Scott Walker. And fish.

    Are you sure there have only been 3?? Maybe I’m thinking of your multitude of user names…

  • I forgot my dose of hate for the day. I’m about done with opinions, including my own. Less opining and more action. Elvis was right! Yes, I went for the remix.

  • And by opining, I mean most of the people who hold the lofty positions in the press, etc.

    There’s building awareness and then soon enough, it just becomes a stroke-fest.

    OK, time for bat wrangling.

  • The poorman was teh awesome.

    The Poorman was astoundingly funny, but also much more of a cranky centrist than people like to remember. He makes me think of John Cole but funny and interesting.

  • jesus christo peoplo. I have been watching UEFA Cup games I don’t have time to keep up.

  • Also, Guy on a Buffalo is kind of dumb.

    OMG YOU R BANNED FOR LIFE@!!$#@@!#@!#@@#!

  • I can’t I don’t even

  • The think about the Editors is that he blew it on Iraq and he knew it, but he never acted like he was anything different than some guy just writing on the internet- there was an eensy bit more self-awareness there, and of course a nicely cultured “you rabble! I give you these Golden Wingers because I feel like it!” Sadly, back when I was at University of Suck I think I lived about 5 miles from the guy and I never got to meet him. That was not his way.

    Also, Assparrot was great. Also Demogenes Aristophanes.

    I also miss Gavin a lot. Gavin was effing brilliant when he was on. One of my favorite pics on the internet:

    http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2135.html

  • I miss Pinko Punko. He seemed like such a nice guy.

  • I super-hated that billy pilgrim fella though. Gad he had HORRIBLE taste in music. I am glad he never started another blog.

    GLAD I TELL YOU.

  • I can’t I don’t even

    Look at that. I made an attorney speechless.

    TROLLIN FOR KATHLEEN…..

  • The Poorman was astoundingly funny, but also much more of a cranky centrist than people like to remember.

    It was the astoundingly funny I miss. Yeah on the centrist stuff although nowhere near as bad a Cole. Damn, I forgot to bust Cole. That guy drives me crazy.

  • Trollin’ for fishwagon. Fish forgot SEK!!!!

  • TROLLIN FOR KATHLEEN…..

    You rang?

  • Hating Lileks is like liking pizza. Normalcy.

    Remember Protein Wisdom? Whatever happened to that guy? Little Green Footballs? Who knew?

  • Um, I hate Mandos getting the attention from Echidne. http://echidneofthesnakes.blogspot.com/2011_10_16_archive.html#4329247228929012809

    I WANT ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

  • Write pithier, more hard-hitting commentary like me then! Are you feeling like a pithiness-disabled Mandos?

  • SEK!!! With plover back, I think we need to open some discussions about the analytical frameworks necessary for discussing the imperial dynamics evident in the Green Hornet. Maybe in twitter format.

  • Isn’t pith something people do to frogs in biology class?

    I think they use a pithfork.
    ~

  • Or maybe a pitchspoon?

  • Isn’t pith something people do

    The wastebasket is just upthread.

  • Certainly, bg.

    All you need to do is delete all your links to TheDailyTina.
    ~

  • 3B refuses to publish: “OMG PEOPLE WHO OBSESS OVER MICROSCOPIC VARIATIONS IN TYPEFACES!!!!!”

    H8rolling 3B!!!!

  • I can totally obsess over typefaces!!!!

  • Que serif serif, whatever will b will b. Or will not.

  • Maybe in twitter format.

    You hate me, don’t you?

    And here I was wondering why nobody hated me…

  • What is Jennifer doing with bats?

    This kind of suspense makes my feathers frizz. I’ll look like the interruption of an exploding pillow.

    I need to know whether I should be imagining Jennifer gadding about draped in bats. Small bats with leaf-noses? Large furry fruit bats?

    In spite of my earlier comment, I refuse to believe that Jennifer has made it her mission in life to destroy Thomas Nagel.

    And where’s Gregor? Do we need him to start a “Jennifer likes bats” campaign?

  • *watches Guy on a Buffalo*

    hee!

    I never would have guessed it was made by Sarah McLachlan though.

    Zombie is just mad because it’s not “Zombie on a Buffalo” or “Guy on a Zombie Buffalo” or he was waiting for the scene where the baby eats the raccoon’s brainz or something

  • Old Yeller eats the family’s brains. That is ZRM style.

    I was thinking that plover should have sued twitter because aren’t plover’s communications already tweets? Then I remembered that plovers “cheep”.

  • It seemed to me that “Revenge of Old Yeller” was an idea that enough people would find wrong that someone must have made it, and, well, I was right.

  • Most importantly, “cheeps” aren’t limited to 140 characters.

  • So would the platform for “cheeps” be Chopper, Chipper, Chapper, Chatter?

    “Chatter- your world in two scrolling-finger cramps or less”

  • This is like a total ploverflow.

  • I need to know whether I should be imagining Jennifer gadding about draped in bats. Small bats with leaf-noses? Large furry fruit bats?

    I love that image… gadding about… draped in bats. “What Is It Like to Be Draped in Bats?”

    Pinko- how’s your rice-stuffed pup?? OK, I hope.

  • Sub- that is a bakers dozen of chundermuffins. The internet- it makes people say stupid things.

    I think Smokedog is OK, but it is hard to tell with him, he can have a lot wrong and act normally in between barfing and pooping, so basically I almost imagine him [ ] this far from some sort of really bad thing that he usually skates around.

    Kind of like _______________ (would be a great joke)

  • I second what Substance said…

  • Pinko- I hope he’s OK.

    I must beckon BG if she’s not lurking. While I think I’ve missed 37 comments, I know she’d appreciate a recent one.

  • the internet makes it possible for me to walk to a random street corner and buy creme brulee from a mobile truck peddler. LVOE LVOE LVOE

  • Wouldn’t it be more awesome if you could buy creme brulee from a peddler on a buffalo?

  • apparently we’ve learned you can ride a buffalo INTO A BAR so anything is possible.

  • ?? GUY ON?? A BUFFALO in a creme brulee bar OOOooooooo????
    ~

  • That Pinko Punko character really chafes my hide. Also, people in workout clothes in the library really *REDACTED* annoy me.

  • I’m here, Jennifer! Which one did I miss?

    gadding about… draped in bats.

    I totally love that imagery too!

  • If you ride a buffalo into a bar you have to be careful not to get a stove put on your foot!

  • Jennifer, your comment about me maybe lurking made me think of me being here typing/commenting, and everyone else just WATCHING. Like we’re all here together but we don’t even know it.

    Never thought of it that way before. Weird thought.

    ARE YOU GUYS THERE RIGHT NOW?

  • You never know. NEVER KNOW.

  • Hm, the need to imagine Jennifer gadding about draped in bats seems to be more widespread than I expected, but apparently even less correlated with any actual festoonment of bats being gadded about in.

    None of which solves the mystery of what Jennifer is doing with bats.

    For some reason, I am reminded of this (for the author see here):

    The matter of making christening robes for caterpillars, it is not a difficult one. The difficulty is to get a frisky caterpillar to keep still while one is putting on his christening robe. And then it is a problem to keep it on after one does get it on. I do have much troubles with caterpillars crawling out of their christening robes after I do get them on.

    Though I somehow doubt that Jennifer makes christening robes for bats. Probably not serious pants either. Kilts maybe? That seems more Kathleen than Jennifer though (and K would probably supply tiny claymores to go with them…). Togas? That sounds plausible.

    So, without further information I will have to assume that Jennifer spends her time sewing purple fringes onto little bat togas and serving as mobile senate floor for betogaed bats. Also correcting the wardrobe malfunctions of the over-frisky ones.

    I’m guessing this kind of bat. Doesn’t that look like the kind of bat that needs a toga?

  • I’m here, Jennifer! Which one did I miss?

    Click on Substance’s link. :)

    My bats wear overly-serious, sensible pants. I’m not sure I’d want to see them in togas…

  • Never thought of it that way before. Weird thought.

    I usually think of it that way… especially here… with the dark background. Every once in a while, you can see eyes peering out. :)

  • Jennifer, Substance: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Every once in a while, you can see eyes peering out.

    Like this, at the end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNg-xClEnqM

  • Let me just add to the 2nd to last comment here. He should stop. Seriously, stop it!

  • Ok, just read that whole comment thread. Unbelievable.

  • <iLike this, at the end:

    :)

    Yes.

  • ARGH! I need a new keyboard. I can’t believe how often I’ve typed, or thought I’ve typed, but nothing is relayed. :(

    HTML FAIL!!!

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