joined in progress…
fish: John Galt giving his speech from Ayn Rand’s underwear.
PP: I call and raise:
Alan Greenspan is giving John Galt’s speech from Megan McArdle wearing Ayn Rand’s underwear.
fish: I fold.
PP: Want to see what I had?
fish: Nah, I’m good.
I totally didn’t have Megan McArdle wearing Zardoz Randies doing the above in a mirror with Ann Althouse Indeeding Glenn Reynolds wearing Jonah Goldberg like Harpo Marx doing the fake mirror routine with Lucille Ball. Or DID I?
We at the Citrus Fashion Association are absolutely appalled to learn of this “backchannel”. Has anti-citrus propaganda gone underground?
I wish I could say that context makes this story better, but it makes it so much worse. NSFAA (not safe for anyone anywhere)
fish, I am traumatized. I will be sending you my therapy bill.
Yeah, I can’t even say I don’t deserve it.
And people wonder why we put fish in the freezer.
Here’s something else from R.S.
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If fish has a disclaimer, you know it is over the top.
I meant to add that Althouse is wearing a clementine blouse and pomelo leggings.
I think fish is having some sort of existential crisis and is taking us all along.
DEAR! LORD!
If I never see crotchfaces kissing again, it will be too soon.
Also- 3 hours in the freezer for thundra for directing me to this link.
Also… the peeing crotchface had me thinking of the human centipede. Or centipeed.
I have been working VERY hard to expel the visuals from my mind for all eternity. I pray and have hope that that can be achieved. (Dear God, please. I will be good.)
But, THAT SONG? It’s been running through my head for hours!
Damn you, fish!
I think fish is having some sort of existential crisis
I will have you know that PP directed me to that vid, NOT the other way around…
Put Pinko in the freezer!
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Also, see who folded first.
PINKO.
I will have you know that PP directed me to that vid, NOT the other way around… Dr. I Have the Links to EVERYTHING!
Pinko is an innocent babe at heart… And would never unleash anything that heinous upon us… cough… Chocolate Skittles… cough…
I think I missed something in my first sentence up there, but am too tired to give a shit.
We can say shit over here… right?? It’s only the f-bomb that is verboten, right??
That link was so wrong on every level, that I think everyone here should be grounded from the internet for two weeks until we can all learn to behave ourselves properly.
Dr. I Have the Links to EVERYTHING!
Well I do now. That one is in PP’s own words “a world ending link.”
That one is in PP’s own words “a world ending link.”
And you linked it… not Pinko. He just got you to do his dirty work because he knows you’re link-easy.
That link was so wrong on every level, that I think everyone here should be grounded from the internet for two weeks until we can all learn to behave ourselves properly.
BG- I suspect that would only encourage more mayhem, not less.
I sent it to Grizzled at work and told him to be sure his office door was closed. Did he listen to me?? Hell no.
What did Grizzled say?! I’m contemplating showing the Skimmer. I think he might kill me. lol
Notice how Pinko has not shown his face here all day!
This video is super safe (promise) AND it is the same group but the song is a million times catchier. BG will love it, but it is a dangerous earworm- beware.
Oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh BARBRA STREISAND
I was onna road trip with Smalltime Beef today. Also, I was thinking that this thread would be a mystery thread where people would just say a bunch of increasingly random stuff, while I would be the only one interpreting in my minds eye the true horribleness RE: the actual video. But fish is an egalitarian, and for this I respect him.
And if fish says NSFAA, then Grizzled should KNOW that the DOOR should be CLOSED
BG- I believe the only thing Grizzled said at first was, (long pause)… then… “Bizarre”.
I asked him if he shared it with anyone at work. He said, “Ummm, no. They would frown on me sharing that.” I guess I see his point.
And if fish says NSFAA, then Grizzled should KNOW that the DOOR should be CLOSED
Haha, and if I tell Jennifer not to click a link, guess what happens?
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I love how PP shows up and is all La-dee-dah, Sis-boom-bah, No big deal, Lucille.
GC and I only made it a couple of minutes in, but I knew it had to go straight to fish wagon.
Oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh BARBRA STREISAND
This is a video that will get us all pumped! WOO-HOO!
http://front.moveon.org/this-powerful-clip-is-exactly-why-we-support-occupywallstreet
Whoops. Sorry about blowing the covers off the wolf. Andrew Sullivan being interviewed by Jim Leher from David Brooks’ crotch. (Ken Mehlman’s underwear).
I try to parry your blow. I may or may not be gravely wounded. The camera cuts to my face. Just as I appear overcome…
[filthbot can't handle the above]
…I exclaim “Michael Medved trashing the greatest films of all time with radio show guest Michael Moriarty from Ben Shapiro’s crotch, (John Podheretz’s speedo)”
…I exclaim “Michael Medved trashing the greatest films of all time with radio show guest Michael Moriarty from Ben Shapiro’s crotch, (John Podheretz’s speedo)”
No need for breakfast. It wouldn’t stay down.
Crouched in the rope-a-dope, I look tired and unable to continue. But a quick uppercut changes the game:
A cocktail party (if you will) with Tom Friedman dropping his pants to reveal Maureen Dowd saying Obambi over and over again while Richard Cohen runs in shame after revealing his very small Joe Klein.
AH, I meant to say “everyone laughs when he reveals his very small Joe Klein”
And my mouthguard goes flying into the crowd.
How did we go from Poker to boxing??
So this is the thing that concerns you about this thread?
This thread is diabolical. Clever, but diabolically psychotic.
So this is the thing that concerns you about this thread?
Yes, fish. Absolutely the only thing… as you can tell by all of my previous comments. The only thing that bothers me is the lack of sporting lingo continuity.
This thread is diabolical. Clever, but diabolically psychotic.
BG- I know. This is what I woke up looking like this morning. I blame the video and this thread.
Or the lack of sporting lingo continuity.
Did somebody say sporting lingo continuity?
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LOL!
I wonder who’s peaking out from their undies?
PEEKING!
That is the best Freudian typo evah.
The only thing that bothers me is the lack of sporting lingo continuity.
And the chilidog.
Paul Ryan reveals Paul Ryan screaming “LOOTERS!!!!” over and over again.
Because let’s face it, that guy really is just a dick.
I don’t want to face it.
Actually, I refuse to face it.
Don’t want to face it. Look up to it. Look down on it.
Don’t want to see it at all.
Jennifer, was she in the video? I stopped watching at a certain point so I might have missed her.
It is MMA poker
Jennifer, was she in the video?
I chose the Bride of Frankenstein photo since she has the streaks in her hair… and because they say people develop gray streaks after something shocking has been experienced.
Haha, explaining voice.
For THAT you get Benjamin Netanyahu with Pam Geller screeching “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof.
Haha, explaining voice.
Hey, at least I didn’t preface it with the history of salt…
For THAT you get Benjamin Netanyahu with Pam Geller screeching “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof.
LOL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
For THAT you get Benjamin Netanyahu with Pam Geller screeching “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof.
OH MY GOD, THAT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.
I hate you.
Oh, tears. Tears!
Jennifer can use her explaining voice with me all she wants. She is a nice person.
Also, I get lost over here! Nothing is what it appears to be.
Sometimes they are just pictures of cats with amusingly misspelled captions as if written by the cats themselves, BG. Other times it is Pat Buchanan with G. Gordon Liddy discussing affirmative action in tighty whiteys. PUN INTENDED
She is a nice person.
Yeah!
Thanks, BG.
Nothing is what it appears to be.
That’s the beauty of it. Even if wrong, it’s fully embraced and accepted and becomes the new right. We all get a 3B’s participation trophy.
Do you think Ann Coulter would remove her drawers to reveal Rush Limbaugh or the other way around?
You can have one of each and then mating is hermaphrodite like nematodes.
Mitch McConnell drops trou and there we see it: the Lindsey Graham snapping turtle, peaking out through an extra large pair of Jim Demint Confederate Flag boxers.
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I am proud the I figured out the reveal of the video without having to actually watch it.
LOL!!!
Thunder scores extra points for making me laugh like a hyena while sitting in a parked car, waiting for a lamblet. They’ll call the police soon.
But K, you have to watch it. Then you can really think about what Tucker Carlson applying chemical tanner to “Tucker Carlson” would look like.
Don’t watch it, Kathleen!
Watch it, K.
You’ll love the ending, when guy on a buffalo saves the day!
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“guy on a buffalo”
GUY ON A BUFFALO
I watched teh Crotchface video and thought Meh, saw all this in “Society”.
People who enjoyed the video also enjoyed Klaxons.
The Klaxons look like they broke into the Empire’s 55 gallon drum.
Canada News
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Yeah, the fact that he didn’t know about Marg the Warrior Princess shows how out of touch he is. Marg the Warrior Princess has been a Canadian institution for a very long time now.
Essentially, the entire city of Toronto has a simultaneous small aneurysm rupture and elected this clown, and even the Grope and Flail is facepalming. I mean, Toronto has elected conservative clowns before, but they were at least a little funny.
“My kids and my wife are the closest things to me and I’ll do anything to protect them.”
For definitions of anything that include “hiding in my car until the mean lady goes away.”
Then you can really think about what Tucker Carlson applying chemical tanner to “Tucker Carlson” would look like.
Pinko was holding a straight flush this whole time.
For THAT you get Benjamin Netanyahu with Pam Geller screeching “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof.
Usually reading doesn’t make my ears hurt…
Nothing is what it appears to be.
I thought the secret of 3B is that everything is what it appears to be. At least for certain values of “is” and “appears”.
I don’t know what the secret of 3Bulls! is.
Shouldn’t it be in the header?
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It’s the sauce.
Eternal Flame
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Although that link was awesome, I thought I’d hear this at the same time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA&ob=av2e
And do not make fun of it. Like it’s beneath you. It’s not. There’s a Gilda Radner link to this song that will make it cool for always and forever.
That one is sooooo Mandos.
I am in a country that refuses to permit me to watch it.
Mandos needs an app for that.
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I thought I’d hear this.
That app would be forbidden by said country. They have inspectors here for this sort of thing. It’s like their lack of vending machines. *sob*
Mandos, I meant the xkcd, but now I know about the vending machine switch, I think it is time for some Big Texas!
OT- Mandos, I’ve got Smithsonian questions for you, but can’t find your email. Can you drop me a line?
I emailed you at the s——-@w—–.c– address.
(ie, the place mentioned on your blog.)
I got… like 3 seconds after I posted my comment. Again, the 3B’s phone is magical!
Let me try:
FRIDGE NOTE
I would like and over the top comment about some delicious snack that is unavailable to me so I can shake my fist at you, here.
Did I gush over my absurdly convenient access to fresh-baked bread and pastries? Over here, we have marzipan twists that are essentially marzipan wrapped in flaky pastry, twisted, and glazed…
Obviously, it is never more than a couple of hours old.
ouch
but well done
But to be honest my access to cheap deliciousness has been somewhat curtailed, at least when it comes to things that I’m used to. So I am sympathizing a little bit because I have no immediate access to Ethiopian and Korean food, only a little access to inferior Vietnamese, no acceptable Indian, etc, etc. In exchange I get much expanded access to Mediterranean cooking, and then a lot of treyfy things I think you might enjoy but I don’t touch.
But the bakery and dairy products are both cheap and stupendously good. The cheese is about a quarter of the price here, and that includes the frou-frou stinky cheeses. I prefer American pizza though.
I would like and over the top comment about some delicious snack that is unavailable to me so I can shake my fist at you, here.
Some time soon I will be making pumpkin cheesecake tarts (with caramel bourbon sauce) and you CAN’T HAVE ANY.
… lot of treyfy things I think you might enjoy but I don’t touch.
Sounds like delicious sausages and such as.
P.S. I’m trying to think of all the things one get in Columbus, Ohio that are unavailable in Pinkoland, and all I can come up with is rain.
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Anything you consider average or mundane is better than what we have here. I bet even your Papa John’s are better.
well I can’t speak for the rest ofthe crowd, but I hope that whenever Pinko thinks of me he realizes that I am likely right at that moment eating something delicious from a food truck.
ET TU
I am not eating lamb shawarma with yogurt sauce and pickled radishes and Egyptian fava beans. Okay I am.
Actually, you are eating my fist.