I’m sure they’ll start advocating for research ethics panels, and they’ll claim Einstein and Darwin are quite fat. You know what? There are certain reasons why industries need to be regulated. One of them is that they will literally steal the bones of a beloved grandfather figure to make substandard prosthetic devices. Oh yeah, link here. Maybe the AEI could advocate “GPCs- grandpa bone credits” where unethical funeral directors can buy and sell excess grandpa bones to minimize grandpa bone emissions. Maybe they can offer people tax credits for people that find out that grandpa’s bones have been stolen. I’m sure these and other solutions will be less damaging to the economy than regulation. For more on why burying grandpa with his bones intact may be bad for the environment, and how this grandpa bone deficit just suggests that the market should be more optimally exploited, please go to Tech Central Station and John Stossel: “Helping Grandpa’s body take up less space by sequestering his bones for your own good.”
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Such is why I support cremation. Of everyone. Like, right now.
What a boon to the glass industry! LGF nuclear tactics explained!
I want to be cremated, but a certain someone *cough, cough* says I cannot be Jewish if I do that.
Personally I want the sky burial. I’m sure I’ll find plenty of volunteers to hack the meat off of my bones….perhaps Seth.
How do you trackback a post. I see that bastard F. M. Asshat is trying to do a trackback of this post at PJM.
Yeah tell Mr. Porky Porky he’s already cafeteria enough on that BS. Ask him about a) oysters and b) believing in God. As a kohain, I give AG permission to be cremated.
Gregor- e’mail me the post and then post yours. I’ll do the trackback (if they accept it)
Thank you Pinko! He’s nailed! Now I double heart Pinko Punko.
I love ‘em and all. I mean, I love him! (Said like Pee Wee in PWBA), but he’s gone all commando on me lately. He’s all respect the Jewish culture, but eat pork because it’s clean now and I don’t have to believe in G%D and why do we have to go to temple. However, no cremeation, no lighting the menorah because it’s pretty on a Tuesday and if you move to Canada young lady, my mother expects us at Shabbat meals.
What’s a girl in love to do, other than say, “OK honey” and then give Dr. Kung Fu the bird in my head and think in Latin because “Canada teaches Latin”, but still requires translation of Ivy League elitist degrees.
Again, he’s just too cute with those cheecks to not get away with it. And the way he says “f$ck” (Sorry GC) when he’s on a roll about something.
Hmmm… $7000 for the cancerous bones of a 95 year old man. Could I sell futures on mine, they’re really nice big bones? EBay, here I come.
FRACK REGULATION!
Oh yeah, buy the way, only two more weeks until the start of the new season of Battlestar Galactica! Whee!
BG?! Chuckie, I liked you until that…
How could you?
Don’t knock it AG. You are on dangerous ground.
There are some battles you CANNOT win. The UC is resistant to change. I suggest you just try to be the best person you can be, be flexible on certain things and then he will cave like a damp napkin because you are too valuable a resource for his economy. Don’t make it a battle between two titans, make it a compromise and “growth” or “adaptive” situation. Then give him a backrub. Nobody can withstand a backrub.
Seriously, double D, do these people have no shame? I mean how do those devices even hold up?
Thanks for the advice. He’s great and I like that he has his moments. It’s what makes him endearing to me.
I am glad he challenges me in Kung Fu ways.
Reminds me a story about dog food and the use of human bone meal from India. Probably an urban myth. I hope.
I wouldn’t be surprised. Just don’t tell me that Little Smokies have human in them.
Word on the stream is that Vienna Wieners is people!!!!
…street…
Adorable, you could even say that most Jewish people are rottin’. Though I suspect you’d have to be real careful how you said it.
Pinko, that’s the soylent smokies.
MD: Funny!
I too like Battlestar Galactica. Very grippy.
No, teh you like Jamie Bamber’s guns. Also, everyone talks about him being “totally gay”- I’m here to say he isn’t gay, but that’s exactly how Pinko Punko screws up your Gayday. DEVASTATING. I got game, cobags.
How do you no he’s not teh gay?!??!1!
Pinko Punko posts words of support on our blog and then ignores us. We GRRRR at him and then accord him no dignity as persons as persons!
AP-Collective @ http://redwhiteandpolyamorous.blogspot.com
Little Smokies have fire-fighting bear in them.
People who eat vienna sausages (they’re all named “Clem” or “Viola”) deserve whatever is in those things. *shudder*
You mean the shirtless talking bear? I think that might actually be a guy. *sigh*
Hey, my grandfather’s personal assistant was named Viola. She was a sweet woman. I resent that.
Not to mention granny, on the Pinko side.